Swear to god...I turned off the sound during McBush's speech tonight, concentrated on the grimaces,

[Gabi Hayes]

tics, blinks, etc., and thought about providing a soundtrack keyed to the body language, as he tries to squeeze off/suppress wind, similar to the one somebody did of Robert Tilton

well, somebody already did it, and there are a few exquisite edits that made me laugh pretty hard

Tilton:

http://www.fartingpreacher.org/index.php?action=showpic&cat=25&pic=66
http://www.fartingpreacher.org/index.php?action=showpic&pic=68

McBush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I270syK9_zw&NR=1

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. I listened to most of it

until MSNBC cut in to declare Obama the nominee, which just broke me up. McSenile is getting a taste of what he's up against.

His speech was real clear - he's so scared of Obama, he's desperate already.

[Gabi Hayes]

2. watch those vids....sophomoric...and I can't stand fart/noise humor, ususally,

but these two are pretty well done, especially the Tilton one, done by people who make infomercials

[Gabi Hayes]

3. this page has a few excellent McBush clips....thanks to gately

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c

here are a few from that page:

did you vote for Bush in 04?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwzpVbiBEE&feature=related

McBush answers an economic question from Ron Paul, with help from Miss Teenage South Carolina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcdLO3jKkPo&feature=related
unedited:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqKaU2fZkAc&NR=1

McBush meets a medical marijuana patient
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlH1oZ0NfU&feature=related

ha, read some of the responses

[Gabi Hayes]

8. McBush being very mean to the sister of a missing USAF pilot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CazKanlYDg&feature=related

what a prick!

[Gabi Hayes]

4. sorry, but this one is genius

http://www.fartingpreacher.org/index.php?action=showpic&cat=25&pic=65

[Gabi Hayes]

5. you're missing out....this stuff is pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnLCK3knuY8&feature=related

[Gabi Hayes]

6. lawyer joke, IED joke. what a funny guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8iDT9RURwo&NR=1

that's right, joking about IEDs....on the Daily Show, then tells Mrs. Nichols that Murtha overracted to making a joke about them

[Gabi Hayes]

7. ''President Putin of Germany''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfealLrWLIY&NR=1

didn't hear anything about that one....needed to make room for Obama slipping up between Auschwitz and Buchenwald

[Gabi Hayes]

9. the short fuse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSlAJ5hkAC4&NR=1

[Gabi Hayes]

10. not too crazy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3384333


McCain:
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Nuclear power, my friends, is clean.
Nuclear power, my friends, is SAFE!!!''

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........

the road to nowhere


portable fallout shelters
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/spoilsport/spoilsport6.html?