Liz Trotta's Diary Entry: May 25, 2008

[PCIntern]

Dear Diary:

Oh it has been SUCH AN EXCITING DAY!!!11 I was on TV today and did the BEST Osama/Obama confusion followed by that terrific follow-up! It was just wonderful to be the center of all this attention. Ann Coulter, you're history. Big-girl Liz is here and Ann, forgive me but with no meat on those bones, you couldn't have gotten away with this like I will. All those pretty boys and girls on my FOX network are just so giddy with delight that they'll be the center of attention again, since that Commie Olbermann was stealing the spotlight with his pretentious, sanctimonious, Specious Comments...Oh did I say specious? I meant Special...specious...maybe both! Ha ha!!!11

I know that they were all calling me a withered, dried-up, old crone behind my back in the offices at Fox, but who got their ratings? Who? I bet that that Howie Kurtz talks about me this Saturday on CNN on his show Reliable Sorcerers or Sources...or maybe both! Ha ha!!1 Now I've drawn the line so far into 'enemy territory' in the sand that anything my co-workers or any of those Republican Yummies say over at the Congress will be tame by comparison. I mean, this is Hugh!!!1

Well, I have to go...my caller I.D. has been clicking away and there's been an incessant knock on my door. Probably those nice people from the Washington Times. I'm looking out the window and all those black cars on the block. Wonder what that's all about. I'll fill you in later!

[gateley]

1. K&R -- Great Job! nt

[PCIntern]

4. Thanks!

Self-kick for the evening crowd...

[nichomachus]

2. BINGO! Coulter built a career on hate speech like this.

Trotta is just a pathetic wannabe.

[PCIntern]

3. Note how Ann just disappeared into the woodwork

where she belongs...

[ColbertWatcher]

6. This is typical GOP...

...one of their favorite haters is out-hated by a new hater. So, the GOP followers are convinced that the old hater is okay since there is now someone new and more hateful than their old favorite.

For the ignorant, they can feel good about themselves for loving the least hateful hater.

Damn the GOP are messed up.

[PCIntern]

7. Yes...

you make the most outrageous comment and then everyone else is more 'moderate'.

Eff them.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. K&R!! Nicely done :)

:applause: