Could Contessa Brewer be any goofier?

[PCIntern]

Everytime there's a story with some interesting peculiarity, whether it's a tornado in Colorado, or a governor who psys 4500 an hour for sex, she's just...so...DEMONSTRABLY AMAZED!!!!1!!!111

What a journo!

It's like having a high school sophomore from L.A. doing the news. I mean...wow...like WOW!

[lisa58]

1. I hope not...

...she really does turn it on.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. We could hook a jackhammer to her mouth and never wont for compressed air again.

She is the dumbest on MSNBC, bar none.

(Not in a sexual way) She's a bimbo.

[PCIntern]

3. I agree but as an aside...

howcum you can say that and don't get blasted and I get hammered for every sentence that contains the word 'she'?

Enquiring minds need to know.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Maybe because you're generally well liked and well tolerated .........

.... whereas I, on the other hand, am quite widely disliked and a known asshole?

:shrug:

[PCIntern]

6. Nah...

they love you.

somebody got a hair up their butt about something I said some time ago and I'm accountable for every sentence...parsed beyond human comprehension.

[Stinky The Clown]

11. Psssst ..... c'mere ......

(That hair up their butt? Fuck 'em. :wink: )

[TexasObserver]

5. Nope. She is dumb.

She is dumb. You could pick ten adults at random, and she would score the lowest on intelligence tests. She's very stupid. I cannot imagine how she keeps a job with MSNBC. She has to be someone's daughter, wife, or girlfriend, because there is no way she could be hired on the merits. Other MSNBC news talkers may be biased, but they are not dumb. She stands out among all their people. She's unusually stupid, literally incapable of complicated thinking.

[PCIntern]

7. So you're NOT a big fan of hers?

Personally, I think that T.J., that guy over on CNN is the biggest dope on TV...but she's up there.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Here's a maybewhy .........

She was initially hired to be the n(o)(o)zreader on Imus' morning show. That gang of fuckups treated her badly. Finally, Imus said something to her on air that was over the top (not sure what, but supposedly bad). She (and her lawyer, as I recall the story) went to management and stuck a knife in the table. She has been a privileged n(o)(o)zreader ever since. She never does weekends. She never does nights. She never does hourly updates.

How do you spell quid pro quo? :shrug:

[underpants]

9. 11 seconds of Contessa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt4wDXJa2FM

[Stinky The Clown]

12. She **almost** appeared sentient.

Almost ....

I thought I saw a glimmer of comprehension .... but I was wrong.

[butterfly77]

10. I say this everytime I see her...

[Seedersandleechers]

13. I don't think they hired her because she was smart.

I like her because she isn't pretentious like so many are.

[Stinky The Clown]

14. She was hired by MSNBC to be a n(o)(o)zreader on the Imus show.

See my earlier post, upthread.