January 19, 2009: The Exact Day Bush Will Attack Iran

[jmowreader]

Anyone who was in 10th Mountain Division in 1992 remembers that Poppy Bush waited until after he had lost the election to "decide" to send troops into Somalia. Call it a welcoming gift to the incoming administration. You know how the Repukes claim Clinton's people trashed the White House and stole all the "W" keys off the worn-out computer keyboards? If they would have, and we know they didn't, it pales in comparison to the little nightmare Bush left for Clinton.

We're on the verge of getting rid of another Bush. This one's going to attack Iran. He knows he doesn't have enough army to do it, so he's going to wait until the day before the Democratic president is inaugurated--January 19, 2009--to invade. By the time the full extent of the disaster has been made apparent, Bush will have had plenty of time to flee the country.

[ColbertWatcher]

1. I love the way you think.

This plan is deliciously evil. Well done.

[madokie]

2. Yes bushco is devilishly evil enough and very capable of doing just that

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. It sounds

plausible.

It sounds just like something the rat bastards would do. Keep on fuckin' up America...No matter who has to die in the process. We will achieve full on fascism within 10 years.

[onehandle]

4. He doesn't have the guts.

I double dog dare the chimp to attack.

What are you, Chicken?

[bryant69]

5. It is plausible

I would say it's more likely if Obama is elected. The Republicans believe that we need to invade Iran, and Bush's Messiah complex will let him believe that he has to do this to protect America.

Bryant
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[jmowreader]

12. It won't happen on Bush's watch if a Repuke wins

If a Republican wins, Bush will let that person issue the Go Code himself. When Shrubbie used the CRM 114 to send the troops into Iraq, he had to call the doctor because his erection lasted MUCH longer than four hours. Besides, he knows any Repuke who might possibly run for president (at this point, McCain although I'm not sure he'll be the candidate in the general) will do it.

But since the Democrats are going to win this election he's got to create a disaster that can't be ended.

[jtrockville]

6. I don't think he'll invade.

I think he'll just push the button.

[bdamomma]

7. I would like to prevent that from happening.

[jtrockville]

13. Short of impeachment, what can stop him?

[dkofos]

8. At least it won't be on my birthday again.

[sharesunited]

9. I think it might happen before the election. It helps McCain more.

The country rallies to the party in power when a fresh enemy is engaged through military action.

[L. Coyote]

10. Wow, eight years after Clinton was going to declare marshall law.

MODS: Can we have a Tin-Foil Forum to move this sort of stuff to?
The credibility of the entire domain is under attack, by a massive assault on reason.

It would be okay, I guess, to call it the Delusions Forum, if people object to tin foil.

[pansypoo53219]

11. we can still impeach him after he's gone. right? RIGHT!?!

we have to make his rain null and void. alito OUT. pretty boy OUT. the rest of his appointments OUT!