I Was 5 Feet From Karl Rove Today

[otohara]

this evil spirit brushed in front of me and it sent chills down my spine. He was with his teenage son at the airport getting into a car parked in front of me. The car had a McCain sticker on it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Cooties!

Seriously, dude; you're going to need fumigation or an exorcism or something.

[Blaq Dem]

40. You should've let out the stankiest FART

Hey, it's legal and no one can do anything about it. Farting gets you through long lines much quicker too.

[RBInMaine]

2. Did you get knocked unconscious by the STENCH ??

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Are you sure that was his son and not a date? n/t

[otohara]

6. Cute Kid

unlike his creepy parental unit.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. Does he look like this...

[otohara]

18. Kinda w/o Glasses - Here

?w=275

[ColbertWatcher]

24. As much as I feel pity for the kid...

...I feel worse for whoever had to have sex with him to make the kid.

[madokie]

48. Have you seen his wife, she looks like his twin sister

artificial insemination prolly

[sharp_stick]

4. Do you still feel dirty?

I was staying in New York last year and felt an evil through the hotel. The next morning I was sitting at a table next to Newt Gingrich and everything fell into place. I lost my appetite pretty quick.

[bdamomma]

5. snake, hopefully soon he will get his just dues.

[Ned_Devine]

7. did you smell sulfur?

[Patsy Stone]

8. I am so, so sorry.

:hug:

[otohara]

11. Thanks - I Started Shaking

and then I got a headache, but I attribute that to estrogen.

[Patsy Stone]

I'd attribute it to him

along with any feelings you may have about calling in sick tomorrow.

Tell me, you remembered not to look him directly in the eye, right? :scared:

[annabanana]

10. Did'ja ever wish you could SPIT 5 feet?

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[muntrv]

12. Ugh! The stench of turd blossoms!

[Turbineguy]

13. Wow!

5 feet from that kind of evil. I'd bet people in hell never get that close to the devil.

It's OK though. Coming here cleansed you. OK, maybe take a shower or something in the next 3 days.

[MrModerate]

14. That's just outside my reliable spit range. n/t

[gateley]

15. Ick.

Did he have any "people" with him -- or just his son? Did he have a driver? Were people noticing him?

[otohara]

23. A Guy Was There to Pick Them Up

they walked out the airport doors - the guy in the car got out to greet him, shook hands - kid got in the back seat - Rove in the front, they drove off. I got out of my car and walked toward them - don't know what I was thinking I would do - take a picture, call him a war criminal. He didn't even notice me - by the time I got closer, he closed the door and poof - gone! Was all of a few minutes.

He's very recognizable - spitting image of his fugly self. But no one was around him - fairly quite - 2PM.

[gateley]

39. Thanks -- I think I'd be in SHOCK if I saw him in person.

Sounds as though you kind of were, too -- kind of an out of body experience?

Feel sorry for his kid. nt

[blondie58]

16. I am so sorry

he is evil personified. I don't like the idea of that creep being in our beautiful state.

[Uben]

17. And you let him get away?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeee! You missed a chance in a lifetime!

(make that dudette!) lol

[otohara]

25. See 23

[Lint Head]

19. Rats have baby vermin. It's sad that pigs like this are allowed to spawn.

You have more control than I do. He is directly responsible for the unwarranted deaths of thousands of people. :dem:

[tom_paine]

20. That's why everyone should (REDACTED)

[BeHereNow]

21. And I hope you showered with holy water?

God, to be that close to EVIL without spiritual cleanser....
Damn. Are you okay?
BHN

[rzemanfl]

22. Did he have his tie tied tight so the foreskin wouldn't roll up over

his head?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

27. I don't get it

<wings flapping>

You hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a club?

[rzemanfl]

29. This joke is not for one as ladylike as yourself Tangerine. n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

33. Goyem

They have so many "in" jokes ..........

[hatrack]

26. Did your projectile vomiting hit him?

I certainly hope so!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

28. OK, I've had cases like yours before

It's treatable, don't worry.

First, a hot, hot, hot shower lasting about thirty minutes, with a rosary around your neck.

Scrub yourself down - everywhere - with a Brillo pad. Don't forget the soles of your feet.

Third, a Drano douche.

After that, I'd urge hanging garlic at every door and window. One on a string around your neck might not be a bad idea.

Don't take off the rosary.

You'll be all right. That throbbing in your eyes will go away in a couple of days.

[rzemanfl]

34. Olive oil soap with olive leaves in it works better and you don't

get those nasty rust stains from the Brillo. Some say Mr. Clean Magic Erasers will work too. Or just scrub down with Lipton's Iced Tea while singing "Little Bitty Pretty One" loudly-but not while washing the groin area if you are a guy. It's shortening.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

35. Soup!

<flapping>

I don't know about those rust stains. I have them all the time. They're screwing up my landings.

[otohara]

44. I Don't Have A Rosary

am I doomed?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

45. Yes

Sorry. You shouldn't have looked.

[Labors of Hercules]

30. And you let him live?

Damn generous of you.

[thunderdog]

31. Chills down you spine...?

Good grief, he's just a fat, balding old man. :shrug:

Have no fear, thunderdog is here... :dem:

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[mrbluto]

55. No worries.

Not something that you need worry about.

[Beregond2]

36. You should have handed him

an envelope and yelled: "You've been served!"

[proud2BlibKansan]

37. He was in Wichita today

I swear I could smell him in KC and that's 200 miles away.

[Snarkoleptic]

38. The smell of rotting soul...had to be sickening.

[morningglory]

41. And Dang! You could only spit 4 1/2 feet!! nt

[Octafish]

42. Didya yell: ''FROG MARCH!!!'' real loud from behind him?

That'd put the fear of Justice through his pimply hide.
If a kid's there, though, that wouldn't be a nice thing to do.
While a bunch of his followers would do it to a Democrat,
no good person would put a child through that.

Rove by himself, though, is another matter.
The sooner he testifies before Congress, the better.
And the hell with the subpoena. Arrest and torture the turd.

[Ilsa]

43. At a moment like that I would wish to be carrying the

Marburg virus or Ebola. Sometimes sacrificing yourself for justice is the right thing to do.

[WilliamPitt]

46. You're a better person than I am.

Kid or no kid, I don't think I could have managed that encounter without...well...let's end the public portion of that thought right there.

Mind movie.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Put the fucking lotion in the basket.

OK, I'm done.

:)

[madokie]

47. cooties can jump more than five feet so it's disinfection time ;-)

[L. Coyote]

49. Thanks. Now I already feel better about nearly getting shot at the same time.

Things can always be worse :rofl:

[otohara]

56. No Near Death Experience

in seeing that POS - glad you survived.

[nadinbrzezinski]

50. Sending some light here, (And I don't believe in that) but you need it

you were that close to evil

[bluesbassman]

51. How long was his tail and horns?

Was he wearing shoes on his hooves or just going natural? :evilfrown:

[orleans]

52. all i can think of is projectile vomiting... (i'll spare everyone a picture) n/t

[Mind_your_head]

53. Good thing a chair didn't fall .....

and you'd have seen him 'duck for cover'.

[KathieG]

54. eeks! So sorry you had to go through that.

[Subdivisions]

57. You missed your chance at your 15 minutes...

for not throttling him on the spot.