Today's unexpected headline: "Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong"

[Lobster Martini]

(LM: Really, guys, there are better ways…uh…not that I know any from personal experience…)

Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong

Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

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(link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/skull1_dc&printer=1;_ylt=AkGT4FOZDqagJj50E6qkb_8Z.3QA)

[lonestarnot]

1. WTF!

[Henry Jennings]

2. No drug charges?

I thought we were in a war on drugs, not a war on skull-smoking. What gives? I mean it's not like the dude was using it any more after all.