George Bush toast at Jenna's wedding tmrw. What can he say?

[Scoobs]

I would love to hear everything that comes out of his mouth for the toast. Maybe he'll borrow some words from the pope's "awesome speech" as he told the pope. Here's a madlib version of what you want his toast to be:

http://www.236.com/news/2008/05/08/george_w_bush_to_gain_son_jenn_6403.php

[sarge43]

1. Whatever the exact wording may be, bet the farm the toast

will be crass, vulgar and all about him.

[Chiyo-chichi]

2. Too much fun.

Greetings, Christian soldiers.

As the bride's president, I would like thank you all for coming.

To that guy in the suit, I just wanna say, she's your problem now.

I have wiretapped into his soul and I can say that Henry is a good man.

To Henry and my daughter, not the Yale one, I want to say that the path a successful marriage is to start drinking at noon.

And so, in honor of the oddly similar-looking couple, let us all do that thing...uh, whatever it was I was talking about.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Does this lampshade 'hic' make me look taller?

[peekaloo]

4. "Who knew a turkey baster could produce a babe like this"

then he farts