Is it mean to wish for a small tornado in Crawford, Texas this Saturday evening?

[npincus]

Just a really small, localized one- restricted to a certain 1,600 acre Crawford ranch. Am I a bad person? I'm not talking F-4 or F-5... maybe a nice F-2.


C'mon Henry... you could do better than that! :rofl:


http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/5766350.html

Still, some details have leaked out. About 200 guests will gather Saturday at a remote location for a security sweep and transport to the ranch.

Jenna and Henry will be married at twilight in front of a limestone altar and cross near a man-made lake on the property.

Jenna's dress is organza with embroidery, beading and a small train. Barbara, serving as maid of honor, will wear a moonstone-blue silk gown with an open back. Fourteen friends will serve in the house party, wearing custom gowns of cocktail length in shades of Texas wildflowers.

"It will be really beautiful," Laura Bush said. "This is the time when the wildflowers are all blooming. And I think it will be a very, very lovely wedding, and it will be very like Jenna and Henry. And, of course, that's what we want. We want what she wants."

Getting married at the ranch was Jenna's idea. It was a move that deprived the nation of a White House wedding. The last presidential daughter to get married at the White House was Tricia Nixon in 1971.

[Teaser]

1. a little over the top, yeah

just wish for bad weather. or maybe a really nasty stink in the air.

[npincus]

3. how about a swarm of locusts?

[whistler162]

57. Nah.....

hopefully it is a nice day not a cloud in the sky, no wind, a bright sunny day, and very very hot!

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. Why yes... yes it is!

Next question??

[King Coal]

21. Bingo. It is mean. And stupid.

[Occulus]

35. What if we define the coordinates exactly?

Down to the degrees, minutes, and seconds?

[Breeze54]

4. I'm actually happy that she opted for a small, at home, wedding...

Can you imagine the spectacle of it being in the WH?
That would've been one huge media :puke: fest...
This story is already seeping into ALL Mag-TV shows
and the news! I don't want it blown out of proportion
and I think it won't be because she's having it at the
ranch, in the evening, instead of in DC.
Good! The less publicity, the better!

[Fireweed247]

34. She seems different than her evil family

She could have helped take the heat off her evil father by having a big media spectacle wedding at the White House, but she just wanted to do it low key. She could have had a huge rock, but opted for a small beautiful ring in my opinion.

Is everyone here just like their family? I think it is mean to wish ill will on this poor girl beginning her marriage and life with her love. It is bad enough that she had to grow up with an idiot of a father, who embarrassed her endlessly just as she was coming of age. She probably feels lucky that someone would actually marry into that family of war criminals. I think the fact she is different from them means there is hope for the future, perhaps she will not carry on the family evil and greedy history.

[butterfly77]

47. I believe she is just like george..

I can still see her sitting in a car at the airport sticking out her tongue...

[RamboLiberal]

46. I want to thank Jenna for having it in Crawford and sparing us

from the media feeding frenzy of a WH wedding.

I wish her good weather, a good time, and a good marriage.

And even good wishes for this one day to George & Laura. Let them be proud parents that day - I can go back to loathing them on Monday!

[rurallib]

5. Did Jenna save herself for marriage like Daddy wanted her to?

did she follow her abstinence training?
A nice gentle F2 would be acceptable.

[Breeze54]

7. I heard they'll be hanging the marriage bed sheets out the window

as proof of her virginity, the next morning after the ceremony! :sarcasm:

[rurallib]

11. you are incorrigible!

[Breeze54]

39. Why, Thank You!

:P

[npincus]

12. I think it should be just powerful enough to blow the beans off the hotdogs

at the wedding buffet! :rofl:


http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN051954720080306

Bush, McCain dine on hot dogs in White House lunch

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (Reuters) - President George W. Bush may have given presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain the royal treatment at the White House on Wednesday, but the two men did not exactly have a meal fit for a king.

McCain, an Arizona senator, picked up the president's endorsement for his candidacy while dining on something simple: a hot dog.

"He said he was having a hot dog, so I had a hot dog," McCain, referring to Bush, told reporters on his campaign plane during a flight to Florida.

[rurallib]

16. hotdogs - a meal fit for a maverick who still loves

THE WORST FUCKING PRESIDENT EVER!

[ayak9]

23. Hot dogs - What would Freud say?

Munching on hot dogs. Yuk! Penis envy, anyone? Barbara Bush's favorite snack?

As far as the tornado, I don't think we should wish that on Central Texas. How about that sink-hole swallowing up the pig farm during the ceremony? Now, that would be delicious irony.

[RB TexLa]

6. I guess if one cared, they could wish for such a thing. But for what reason could one care?

[bdamomma]

8. I would love to be a fly on the wall to see how much daddy

drinks.

they are not publicizing her wedding too much and may be two official pictures will be coming out, very secretive aren't they I wonder if big Dick will be there.

[demnan]

9. I think she opted against a White House wedding

because she is secretly ashamed of her father. In that case I wish her well. The psychological damage of having him as a father is more than enough.

[lisa58]

10. yes...

...nothing good comes from wishing harm.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. How about a stampede of wild roves or limbaughs?

[npincus]

15. Gee, you think Captain Ass Boil was invited?

It's possible!

[CatWoman]

14. is "very" the only adjective Pickles knows?

[CanonRay]

17. Jenna's all right, not her fault who her father is

She's the one that's not so secretly for Obama.

[OwnedByFerrets]

18. OMG.....

you're gonna get it big time now......Evidently the spawn of a war criminal who has never disavowed her fathers evil deeds is off limits here. I only hoped for a banner flying over the reception saying BUSH: Worst President EVER! and got trashed. Good luck with your post.:scared:

[Catchawave]

19. Small tornadoes kill too....not nice to wish harm

on anyone.

[npincus]

24. no, no... not a fatal one... just one to blow the beans off the hotdogs

[Marrah_G]

20. Yes- because the Bushes would be safe- the other people would not be.

[lutefisk]

22. The forecast is 92 and humid. At least they'll be sticky. . . n/t

[leftofthedial]

25. how about fire and brimstone?

[snooper2]

26. You can have your F2 Tornado...

As long as 1 hour prior we get to deploy 130,000,000 million fire ants :evilgrin:

[npincus]

27. would those be before or after the locusts?

I wouldn't want the fire ants to get eaten before they've had a chance to party!

[snooper2]

29. yeah, before the locusts :)

:hi:

[npincus]

30. great minds think alike!

:hi:

How about this: a Biblical smiting of the first-born that only applies to George HW & Barbara Bush?

:rofl:

[snooper2]

31. Yep, that can happen during the F2-F3...

Right before the tornado will give everyone a brief moment of relief; as the winds pick up driving the locusts away. :evilgrin:

[npincus]

40. then, he could disappear in some quicksand

fo the grand finale. :rofl:

[Cleita]

28. Well, I was sort of hoping Cindy Sheehan and other protesters

would reopen Camp Casey on the road to the ranch there, sort of a reminder to all the guests as to whom is dying for Bush's oil war. However, I don't see any reason to ruin Jenna's wedding just because her parents are assholes. I'm glad she spared us a White House wedding. She surely realizes how hated her father is and how a White House wedding would be too much for America to bear. Also, I don't remember spring as being tornado season in Texas.

[paparush]

32. "..maybe a nice F-2..." LMAO!!

[paparush]

33. That ring looks awfully 'elitist'.

[Harry Monroe]

36. Yes it is.

Let Jenna have her day. She can't help who her parents are. Be thankful she had the grace and courtesy not to have a huge White House ceremony. I think she'll end up surprising us after her asshole dad is out of office and we'll find out that she is a lot more liberal than she's letting on.

Now, if shithead were to accidentally step in a huge mound of fire ants, that'd be a riot!!

[Rob H.]

37. "It was a move that deprived the nation of a White House wedding."

I don't know that "deprived" is the right word--try "spared." It also robs Bush of the opportunity to bolster his feeble approval ratings, which is a very good thing.

Jenna and Henry will be married at twilight in front of a limestone altar and cross near a man-made lake on the property.

IOW, Daughter of fake president to be married next to fake lake on fake ranch. :P

[JBoy]

38. A lower category hurricane would leave lots of brush for George to clean up

He'd like that.

[burythehatchet]

41. NOT AT ALL. I'm hoping for a giant sinkhole.

[BigDaddy44]

42. I hope you realize how bitter and pathetic you sound

A kid, who never hurt anyone, is getting married. She didn't pick her parents. If she were 1 would you be praying for a bad case of diaper rash? If she were 10 would be praying that she fell off her bike and broke her arm?

Grow up.

[npincus]

45. BITTER! That's it!

I would never wish diaper rash on an innocent child! However, I am all for smiting of the first-born... of George HW B*sh and wife Barbara, that is. :rofl:

[Ilsa]

43. Oh, don't make fun of the ring.

Maybe Jenna isn't into garrish jewelry. I kind of like it.

I'm glad this into a big national event. The rest of us don't give a damn.

[Ilsa]

44. It would just kill innocent poor people. The Bushies would

let most of their guests into shelter (if they could present their "Republican Party Primary" - stamped voter ids.

[Sewsojm]

49. A Bolt of Lightning

for daddy would suffice!!

[npincus]

52. Perfect! Mother Nature's substitute for:

Justice! :rofl:

[npincus]

51. no, no... I said a "nice" tornado (non-fatal)

it would just blow the hotdogs around, spill some Doritos, whisk away the Suzy-Qs and maybe knock over the beer keg.

But if it lifted and carried the Western White House to the Land of Oz, with Chimpy inside, I'd be delighted!

[AlCzervik]

48. Crawford people were there long before the Bush family, haven't they been punished enough already?

[Ganja Ninja]

50. Perhaps just a shift in the wind direction so it comes from some

nearby working pig farm.

[snooper2]

53. Thinking a little more, we could just send this guy

:evilgrin:










GOBAMA!

[npincus]

54. well? Any big gusts of hot air to report?

[femrap]

55. How about a heavy downpour....

along with some hail??? Or...how about a family of pissed off skunks???

[DireStrike]

56. yes its mean

what did she do to you, besides having the last name "Bush"?

[hack89]

58. Childish and petty too! nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

59. Yeah, probably.

I hold no ill will toward Jenna or Not-Jenna or the soon-to-be Mr. Jenna. Hell, for all we know, Chucklenuts isn't even her real father!

Now, after she and hubby have departed for their honeymoon somewhere in Yurp, and everyone's left except daddy dearest who'll be sleeping it off under the buffet table, I wouldn't be too disappointed if a 1600-acre sinkhole opened up under Prairie Chicken Ranch...