Cheney: History will say Bush made America ’safer’ and ‘more hopeful.’

[marmar]

:rofl: Who knew that Crashcart was a comedian?


from ThinkProgress:



Cheney: History will say Bush made America ’safer’ and ‘more hopeful.’»

Speaking in front of more than 400 people Friday night during a sold-out reception at a hotel in downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma, Dick Cheney said that history will be very favorable to the Bush presidency:

“When the history is written, it will be said this is a safer country and more hopeful world because George Bush was president,” Cheney said.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/03/cheney-history-will-say-bush-made-america-safer-and-more-hopeful/

[Sparkly]

1. Every bit as credible as everything else he's said.

:eyes:

[Kitty Herder]

2. Cheney must be operating from different definitions of "safer" and

"hopeful" than the rest of us.

[GainesT1958]

3. I don't know about "safer" , but...

More hopeful? Yes; "more hopeful" because it's only eight months and counting until he and Dub will be kicked out of the West Wing!:eyes:

B-)

[Rose Siding]

4. "The history" that will be written at chimpy's library "think tank"?

As credible as "the math" that Rove studied.

[Cerridwen]

5. For whom? n/t

[Lex]

6. Dick "Last Throes of the Insurgency" Cheney?

Why, he's never wrong.

[muntrv]

7. The same history that says "We'll be greeted as liberators" and "Last throes."

What a tool!

[gulliver]

8. Cheney's sock puppet praised by Cheney...

...what a surprise.

[wtmusic]

9. And if he didn't, it's cuz you didn't wait long enough. nt

[east texas lib]

10. Yes, if you're a mortuary owner or a coffin maker!

[greenbriar]

11. yea, by having the worst attack since Pearl Harbor and a depression as bad as the 20's

he will be remembered for being worse than HOOVER

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Maybe in reaction to Bush

Bush has raised the awareness of an entire generation of Americans regarding the kind of President we must avoid. That might make us safer from now on and give us more hope for the future.

[BurtWorm]

13. Bull fucking shit.

[Laverdadtelibrara]

14. hmph.....

Americans are now safer from, from, from what again? Maybe fear itself? Maybe the new massive government that "the shrub" has created to watch their every move Cough!! Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!! I mean terrorists. And maybe we're more hopeful for.........hmmmmmmmmmm what are we more hopeful for? Maybe that shrubby will leave office after eight years of ruining the country Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!!Cough!! I mean running the country.
By the way, can anyone tell me how big the Defense Department's budget was and any frivolous projects The DOD is running right now.

[Supersedeas]

15. thus, the story to be told by Bush Library historians is written -- due in part to Media silence

[gratuitous]

16. Oh, let's not talk about what someone actually said

Let's make someone talk about what someone else said. It took the Today show nearly two minutes this morning, but they got their obligatory Rev. Wright mention in again right off the top. Meanwhile, Cheney's increasingly delusional public remarks go by without notice or comment in the major media, and which do you think will have more of an effect on the lives of Americans: What some preacher said in a sermon years ago or what the Vice President said over the weekend?

[Sheets of Easter]

17. I've never seen an administration so obsessed with what "history" will decide.

It's a hallmark of a disasterous administration.

[Rex]

18. Someday Dick you will pay for your crimes.

In the history books and your offspring will be hated and loathed, just like George Bush and his evil dad. You assholes will be condemed for the hatred and war you spread among the ME and at home. You will be remembered as the fascist bastards who came up with 'homeland' and flying your stupid leader onto the deck of an aircraft carrier.

Don't worry Dick, you fucked your kids and their kids futures up pretty bad. Everyone will spit their names and hiss yours.




Oh and PS: you fucking suck and will be remembered as the world's second biggest failure. You couldn't even get that one right!


"Kiss my ass hippie, see this stack of gold coins - that is what you spent on gas last week! It's mine now serf!"

[libodem]

19. He's just sayin' that to piss me off

I say, "Oh, Horse-shit!" * is going to be judged the worst president in history. Mainly because he is.

[yellowcanine]

20. Ok Dickhead. Whatever you say. Just put the shotgun down please.