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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:37 AM Original message |
Headline: Penis theft panic hits city! |
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leftofcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. Gee! One wonders if they can work magic for the opposite effect? |
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Olney Blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:42 AM Response to Original message |
2. Thought this was an anti-Hillary thread.... |
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bronxiteforever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
3. Didn't know the President was kidnapped |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:51 AM Response to Original message |
4. For $19.99 - you can be saved from the penis snatchers |
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leftofcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:55 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Shit! I just spit coffee all over my monitor! |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:00 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Sorry - we only protect the penis |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:56 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I worried daily that somebody was about to shrink or steal my penis... |
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leftofcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:58 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Okay, that's it! |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 06:59 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Another satisfied customer keeping his penis in his pants |
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Snarkturian Clone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
10. "I swear honey, the sorcerer SHRANK my penis!!!" NT |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
11. In the case of some men |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 01:02 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. LMAO!!@!!! |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
12. has anyone had to undergo an addadicktomy yet as a result? |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-02-08 09:57 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. not yet, but I have heard of "paste-a-penis" kit |
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