An Open Letter to the G. W. Bush Presidential Library committee,

[pinto]

In view of Southern Methodist University's rejection to host your Presidential Library we, the Friends of George, World Association for Recognition committee (FOG-WAR), would like to offer our support to establish a fitting monument recognizing President Bush and his Administration's efforts toward spreading freedom and the light of Democracy in the world.

We have researched a number of appropriate venues to house the history and highlights of this Administration.

The "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" site, in New Orleans' lower 9th Ward is available at reasonable cost, if a domestic site is your preference.

Internationally, the "GITMO Constitutional Center for Law and Ethics" in Cuba would seem apt. As would the Baghdad "Green Zone of Democracy", in liberated Iraq.

We considered an Abu Ghraib "House of Freedom" venue, but it remains otherwise occupied.

One other possibility for your purview; perhaps a free floating "Library of Missions Accomplished" set on an American military air craft carrier?

We are certain that generous terms for any of these options could be arranged.


Sincerely,

I.M. Clueless, President
Shirley Ugest, Vice President
Hal I. Burton, Comptroller

FOG-WAR
Presidential Library Committee

[ColbertWatcher]

1. Well done! n/t

[pinto]

2. Ha. Thanks.

It's bizarre, no?

[ColbertWatcher]

4. It's very truthy!

[Suich]

3. Love it!

Thanks!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Might I suggest the "Osama been Forgotten" caves in Afghanistan and neighboring Pakistan?

[pinto]

8. Drat. Great suggestion. My edit time expired.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Off to the greatest with yeh!

:D

[Jamastiene]

7. Well played.

:thumbsup: