Five years ago....

[Aviation Pro]

....a clearly insane psychopath, who was never a pilot, jumped out of a S3B Viking, one of the slowest combat aircraft in the U.S. Navy's inventory, and strutted, codpiece in place to compensate for his microscopic member, across the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo op using our sailors and Marines as props. This waste of his wimpy daddy's nutsack had the audacity to declare, "major combat operations have ended," as he filled his small brain with visions of being a Roman conqueror in league with Alexander the Great.

Five years later, this motherfucker, this waste of a zygote has completely bankrupt our great nation and has, in the words of his shitstain of a vice-president, told us to go fuck ourselves. Well, asshole, pretty soon you're going to be the fuckee for eternity, you splooge who formed in your silver douchebag mother's diseased womb.

[praeclarus]

1. a fine rant ...

... first rate! :toast:

[Trajan]

2. Damn .... I really could not have said it better ....

I am speechless ....

Except for this thread ... I am speechless ....

[Greyhound]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

4. Rec'd. You said it better than I could have. nt

[Aviation Pro]

5. Thanks....

....I'm flattered.

Oh, and fuck President Insane and the horse he rode in on.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. "This waste of his wimpy daddy's nutsack ..."

Tangerine loves you, Aviation Pro.

[Aviation Pro]

7. Right back atcha....

....Tangerine....

Oh, and why doesn't Shitstain Shoots-Guy-In-Face have one of those 1lb burgers piled high with bacon and cheese and a cold glass of whole milk.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. Don't toy with me, Aviation Pro .....

Because he only ingests the blood of newborn goats under a moonless sky at the stroke of midnight as he pleasures himself without success.

[Aviation Pro]

10. Not bad....

....but I only consider him a five-deferment scrub who is only one coronary away from an eternity of being upside down in a flowing river of shit with his mouth wide open as demons assault his bloated, skinless, boneless body.

Oh, he gets one 15 minute coffee break per day.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

11. He's only a few miles from me

A troubling reality, but one that I am forced to live with.

There are times when the shrieks of the goats are so loud, I have to close the windows.

Then his cackle, that ripping, raw sound as he extracts his misbegotten member from the nether quarters of the goat who chose to hang himself while being sodomized rather than have to face all the other goats afterwards, wearing his shame like a yellow armband in Germany in 1939, while the Buggerer-In-Chief sinks flatulently to the ground, spent, the dribble flowing back on him out of the dead goat's body.

[drmeow]

8. The pro-abortion poster child n/t