People who post those stupid April Fool jokes in GD should have their fingers ripped off

[CatWoman]

Just MHO.

[madokie]

1. or taped together for the day at least

[mikelgb]

2. I agree

it takes away all the attention from the real important threads like the Gore endorsement

[spanone]

3. or their nails trimmed

[BigDaddy44]

4. Agreed

Who do those people think they are. Humor? This is serious business!! We don't have time for laughter and levity; the future of the republic is at stake!!

[CatWoman]

10. Where's a buzz saw when I need one?

[KG]

5. before or after they get their nails done?

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Is "get their nails done" codespeak for shoving bamboo shoots under them?

[Shakespeare]

6. LOL....I totally agree!

I've clicked on far too many threads today, only to be left rolling my eyes and going "oh, for fuck's sake."

[RB TexLa]

7. Or just asked to behave as if they are adults and not children

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. Will they be ripped off quickly, like with a table saw, or in a slow torturous manner?

[GoneOffShore]

11. How about SuperGlued together?

Would that work for you?

Then they'd have to type with mittens.

[DavidDvorkin]

12. Hear, hear

The same applies to any site on the Web where you expect to see real information.

[Bucky]

13. Look out for bad karma. Some guy in Atlanta got murdered this morning over his April 1st joke

Just kidding!!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Not ripped off, but slowly gnawed off by a pack of rabid ferrets.

:rofl:

[Bake]

15. It's one freakin' day, people ... the world won't end over it.

At least madinmaryland didn't post the "Al Gore Is Running Thread" with the pic of Al jogging ...

See? It could've been worse!

:rofl:

Bake

[hyphenate]

16. Hey! I posted one myself

and I think it's in good taste. Okay, not everyone is a Raiders of the Lost Ark fan, but come on! It sounded like something that Bush might actually do, and if it had anyone hooked for even a half a minute, it was worth my thinking about it for a large portion of last night going to bed.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3089968

It's supposed to be a fun day. And many of us have had to cope with this malicious, whacked out administration with as much humor as we can muster. Even if I can only scrape together enough humor for one day, it's more than I would otherwise. Keeps me sane, yes?


(BTW, I know some of you aren't serious on even this thread, but let's lighten up. Tonight we can all stop at midnight, GMT or EDT, or PDT, or whenever. Seven and a half hours and counting, here.)

[Forkboy]

17. Off to the greatest page you go!!!!!!

:applause:

:hi:

[The Doctor.]

18. I've been typing with my nose for a year now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=554931

I learned my lesson. :evilfrown:

[madinmaryland]

19. Yeah, someone even posted this today..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Just abhorrent!!1!!

:hide:

[UTUSN]

20. HaHAH!1 You always SO read my mind. Msg to Mods: It's gonna be a LONG day!1 n/t

[snot]

21. too many aren't funny and just waste people's time --

how do they get to the Greatest page?

[CatWoman]

23. this needs a

:kick:

I see the evening shift has taken over.....

[LTR]

22. THEN I'LL TYPE WITH MY BLOODY STUMPS!!!

Nyaaaaaa nya nya!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5338775

[Elidor]

24. Now, now

They're just having a little fun. Don't tell me you FELL for one of them? o.0

[CatWoman]

25. how did you know my right tit was bigger than my left?

[Elidor]

29. OMG LOL!

:rofl:

I didn't. :blush:

I do now!

[CatWoman]

30. I was wondering how long it would take you to catch that!!

:)

:hi:

[Elidor]

31. lol

:hi:

You crack me up. :D

[Occulus]

32. DUzy. n/t

:spray:

[aikoaiko]

26. Its just one day --- I wish there were more April Fool's Day threads.

:)

[chixydix]

27. Not fingers.

:evilgrin:

[BlooInBloo]

28. This, too, shall pass. Until next year at any rate.