Caption Condi

[Kadie]

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice tells reporters that she has apologized to Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., for an incident in which State Department contractors unnecessarily reviewed his passport file, Friday, March 21, 2008, at the State Department in Washington, during a meeting with Brazil's Defense Minister Nelson Jobim. Rice said she would be 'disturbed' if her passport file was viewed in such an unauthorized manner.
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//080321/480/70746d6545b34758beda6ef6aaea374b/

[asdjrocky]

1. "I have this many pairs of shoes in my suitcase."

[tanyev]

2. Uh-oh. Princess Sparkle Pony's going to have to raise the hairdo alert level.

http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2005/07/condoleezza-hairdo-alert-system.html

[Middle finga]

3. "I only lied 10 times during the run up to the war"

[flvegan]

4. "Ms. Rice, on a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid is the president?"

[MidwestTransplant]

5. I was going to give my own response but this tops anything I could have come up with!

[kirby]

6. Ignore Code Pink, See there is no blood on my hands! n/t

[edhopper]

7. I can't answer

what 5 + 5 is unless you tell me what base we are talking about, in binomial numbers the answer would be quite different and I am sure given time we will come up with a study in detail on how we would arrive at a conclusion if our purpose was to arithmetically convey the outcome of the addition of certain select digits......

[monmouth]

8. "Don't bother me, I'm drying my nails.."..n/t

[Snarkoleptic]

9. Why do they keep saying I have blood on my hands?

See...no blood...it's a lefty plot.

[Sabriel]

10. "Do these hands look like they've accessed a restricted passport file? Do they?"

[marmar]

11. "I'm going to push Laura down a flight of stairs like this.....

.... and I'll have him all to myself."

[calimary]

12. Lady Macbeth attempting to prove she got the damned spot out.

But seriously...

What I noticed here is the accordion-pleated forehead. The forehead of many frowns and many worries. Yep, contradicta, we all get the face we deserve. Which is why cheney looks like the Grim Reaper, and george looks more and more like a baboon.


(With apologies to Grim Reapers and baboons everywhere.)

[edhopper]

18. Looks a litlle

like this;

[Dr.Phool]

13. Want to see me eat a carrot through a picket fence?

[lunatica]

14. Passportgate doesn't have anything to do with my unimpunable integrity

But on a serious note,

I'm having a bad hair day and my nails polish is chipping and my mascara is running, but my lipstick looks pretty good.

[Lobster Martini]

15. Palmolive really does soften hands while you do the dishes! (n/t)

[lonestarnot]

16. Soaked the blood off with bleach!

[Zynx]

17. I only lied 10 times today!

[libodem]

19. Look Mom

No blood. (But wait until Swamprat gets through with this one)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. George, time for your patty cake lesson - you've been improving a lot lately

[begin_within]

21. Talk To The Hand