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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 10:59 AM
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
:shrug:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html


Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Thursday, March 20, 2008


A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:00 AM
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1. How does she choose which one to poop out of?
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Clear Blue Sky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:01 AM
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2. Talk about someone "tearing her a new one".....
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:01 AM
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3. Sounds like the 2000 elections. (nt)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:02 AM
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4. Again? We did this yesterday
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:08 AM
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10. So sorry I missed your thread; can't catch 'em all. nt
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jkshaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:02 AM
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5. Oh, boy, Sister,
where else but in Fox would one read something like this? Thanks! (Not funny, especially for the poor woman needing a new anus!)
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:02 AM
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6. Well, that's...




um...




ouch.


I just hope they switched'em. If she has two, wiping's going to be a bitch.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:03 AM
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7. Did I shave my legs for this?
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:04 AM
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8. At no time did one of the doctors look to the other and say,
"You know, this looks like a perfectly good asshole to me."?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:08 AM
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11. You'd think, huh. Guess not. nt
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:06 AM
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9. We put an arrow on the shin of my SO when she had foot surgery
It read simply...THIS FOOT! with an arrow

The anesthesiologist laughed, the prep nurses and the surgeon didn't.
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mod mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:12 AM
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12. Oh this story was made for Stephanie Miller!
:rofl: although I feel sorry for the woman.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 11:20 AM
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13. I thought she met a guy and married him on the way...
there.

shows what I know...
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-20-08 02:20 PM
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14. Yes, the best way to get rid of your a**hole is to take him to divorce court.
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