Caption John "The Horror" McCain

[BurtWorm]

"I should have talked about the economy."

[TwilightGardener]

1. He's got weird hands. They're just...weird. Weird fat fingers. It makes

me dislike him, in that irrational way I sometimes have.

[jerryme1]

3. Ditto

[Geoff R. Casavant]

10. Like a carny.

From Austin Powers: "There are only two things that scare me, and one of them is nuclear war. The other is carnies. Carnival folk. Small hands, smell of cabbage."

Seriously tho, I think the fat fingers may be a sign of incipient congestive heart failure. Has McCain released the results of his most recent physical?

[Saphire]

24. I dunno, they kinda match his weird little arms.

[El Supremo]

2. Where's Joe? I fucked up again!

[ProgressiveFool]

4. Must. Keep. Face. From melting. a la Raiders of the Lost Ark /nt

[TransitJohn]

5. "I coulda had a V-8!"

eom

[Forkboy]

6. Ahhh, the light of truth BURNS!

[flvegan]

7. "D'oh! I'm such a McAnus!"

[democrat_patriot]

8. My phone number is...wait ...ummm.....who are you again?

[screembloodymurder]

9. My God, the mummy is running for POTUS.

My skin is falling off.

[AlCzervik]

11. o/t but he has baby hands.

[BurtWorm]

13. "If I can just keep my baby hands in front of my face, maybe people will forget my old man jowls."

[AlCzervik]

16. he needs bigger hands to cover the shame.

Faust/Getoffmahlawn 08'

[MiniMe]

12. Damn, extremists, not Al Quada. Gotta remember that when I talk about Iran

[Perry Logan]

14. "McCain has tantrum, crushes own face."

[spanone]

15. 'coulda sworn al-qaeda was in iran'

[Ilsa]

17. "We must stay and fight and win this war in Vietnam! Oops Joe was

supposed to stop me from doing that. "

[DFW]

18. How many fingers am I holding up? OK, hold on. Gimme a minute fer Pete's sake. I'll have it in a sec

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. The Cryptkeeper has Jazzhands too!

And they're even creepier than Tucker's !!

:scared:

[Strelnikov_]

20. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" n/t

[alfredo]

21. That damn eye keeps falling out.

[SoCalDem]

22. Poor Old John.. He should have run in '96, but it was Bob Dole's turn

he might have won then.. but time passed him by

[burythehatchet]

23. The Japanese, the Japanese, the Japanese

the Japanese bombed Pearl harbor...dammit

[avenger64]

25. "war, war, war, whey can't they understand - we need more war."

n/t