Bush announces new toilet paper for the middle class's Posterity

[Ichingcarpenter]

[magellan]

1. I know you meant for the middle class's POSTERIOR

And yeah, it's going to be a major ouchy.

[screembloodymurder]

2. LOL

I thought it would be a roll of dollar bills.

[durablend]

4. Me too!

Though I'm imagining T P to be worth more than dollars in the not too distant future.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. This way, your children's children can use this

it will help pay off the enormous debt for the war,
the bailouts and cut down on their food costs.

[zbdent]

9. You're thinking of toilet paper for the wealthy ...

the middle class is just getting the shit ...

[phantom power]

3. This is the setup for the new slum lords.

People who still have money will come in, when the banks have grown desperate enough, and buy many of these up, then rent them to the newly-poor.

[madokie]

6. I like corn, it has many uses ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corncob

Corncobs are an important source of the furfural, an aromatic aldehyde used in a wide variety of industrial processes. Although with little nutritious value, corncobs can be used as fiber in ruminant fodder. Corncobs can be used to make smoking pipes. Also, in the days of outdoor toilets (out-houses), the corn cob was commonly used, especially in rural communities, in place of today's toilet paper.

[bdamomma]

7. when he said

"you're with us or against us" meant all of us.

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. He was interviewed on CNbc this morning and asked

by the reporter: 'that it was his understanding that you, Mr. President don't believe in bailouts, why did you bailout Bear Stearns?

Bush replied that : Extraordinary times require economic methods to keep the market solvent.
(or something like that) His voice didn't have a lot of confidence in it. I wonder if anyone else
caught the interview? :hi:

[bdamomma]

10. what a jerk he is.

doesn't he realize that whatever happens in the US will have a ripple effect in the rest of world.:hi:

[Ichingcarpenter]

11. We need more Steroid hearings

plus more strongly worded letters by Congress