The resident fuckstick will be making a statement on the economy in a few moments.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Whew. NOW I feel better.

[hatrack]

1. Super - just what the markets need - Piehole Effect

:eyes:

[horseshoecrab]

14. LOL!

Oh jeebies... thanks I needed that, hatrack!

:patriot:



horseshoecrab

[tanyev]

2. Again?

They could at least start sending him out wearing a jester hat and clown makeup. It would make him a little easier to watch.

[Gman]

3. A few years ago

I charted where whenever he opened his mouth the market went down. Didn't matter what he talked about, the market went down.

[fasttense]

4. Darn, that guarantees the markets will go down. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Nothing calms financial jitters like the incoherent ramblings of

our clown in chief.

[Blackhatjack]

6. Perfect sense...He blathers BEFORE meeting with Paulson & Bernanke at 2pm today....

Would you buy a used car from this man? I think not. So why take anything he says seriously when he rambles about on his 'economic ideas'????

[bdamomma]

19. yea, like his stimulus package of throwing scraps to the American people

$600 checks, like what exactly will that do for the economy? a big nothing. I hate this man.

[Maggie_May]

7. Don't worry those levees won't break

[durablend]

8. Leaked info from his statement

He's placing today's bad news squarely on the blame of DU's "doom and gloomers" (guess that includes me). Cuz if you'd all just shaddup and go shopping, none of this would've happened!

:sarcasm:

[bdamomma]

20. oh he will blame this on someone or alot of somebodies,

this jerk never holds himself accountable.

[spinbaby]

9. Let me guess

It's not as bad as it seems.

Unemployment is down.

Inflation is under control.

The economy is sound.

Go shopping.

Better yet, go to Disney World.

[durablend]

10. Pretty much, but you forgot...

When's my damn FISA bill going to be sent the way I want?

Vote for McLame or more of this will happen!

[DainBramaged]

11. I am laughing so hard the tears are ROLLING down my cheeks

fuck stick

The fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, c--- buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a c---, dick, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, p---- food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck+stick


It is SUPPOSED to be a happy word!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause:


General term meaning idiot, asshole, unpleasant, bastard, dumbass, jackass, etc.

[Submariner]

12. Maybe he'll do something Romantic, like have a massive heart attack

and die on camera. Bush is nothing but a waste of oxygen.

[ThomWV]

13. Didn't he just do that on friday?

[Loge23]

15. "Sir Liealot" sings!

No need to change the lyrics - this says it all. I just saw "Spamalot" yesterday and the utter absurdity of it all fits like a glove to our current disaster.

"Always look on the Bright Side of Life!"
(words and music by Eric Idle)
Orignally written for "Monty Python's Life of Brian". Now used in "Spamalot"

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

[marmar]

16. Henry Rollins says it best:

And you never bother to wonder why
Things are going so well
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill tear your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
A liar, a liar

Ill hide behind a smile
And understanding eyes
And Ill tell you things that you already know
So you can say
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that youre needing me
Is just the time that Im bleeding you
Dont you get it yet?
Ill come to you like an affliction
And Ill leave you like an addiction
Youll never forget me
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill rip your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar

I dont know why I feel the need to lie
And cause you so much pain
Maybe its something inside
Maybe its something I cant explain
Cause all I do
Is mess you up and lie to you
Im a liar
Oh, I am a liar

If youll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
Because now I see the destructive power of a lie
Theyre stronger than truth
I cant believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
Just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
That I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
No, no
Ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
Sucker
Sucker!
Oh, sucker
I am a liar
Yeah, I am a liar
Yeah I like it
I feel good
Ohh I am a liar
Yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
Oh, I lie
Oh I lie
I lie
Yeah
Ohhh Im a liar
I lie
Yeah
I like it
I feel good
Ill lie again
And again
Ill lie again and again
And Ill keep lying
I promise

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Too late. I already took a dump this morning.

I dont need his shit, too.

[bdamomma]

18. I hope that dipshit has a meltdown.

how can the media give this idiot so much play???? last week he was on what two or three times???? Stupid man, does anyone think that this SOB gives a sh$t about the American people??

[bdamomma]

21. apparently darth will be giving one too. talking about the progress

of death being carried out in Iraq. It's St. Patricks Day huh, luck of Irish.

[AngryOldDem]

22. Well, THAT will just calm the markets right down!

Financial genius that he is, and all.