The war is an obvious success!

[madamesilverspurs]

So claims one of the online posters commenting to an article in the Greeley Tribune (in Greeley, Colorado). He goes on to assert that Democrats are going to start telling us that it was all their idea to go to war in Iraq. Of course, he also believes that anyone who dares to disagree with him is a communist. He must have quite a collection of crystal balls seeing as how he has to replace them so regularly, given that none of his prognostications has ever come true. But he is the ultimate authority. Don't believe me, ask him. He'll tell ya.

This guy has a relative in every community, and they all write letters and comments to their newspapers. Weird, though, the way they all can't spell the same words. Genetics, maybe?

Anyway. Back in the 1960s, we called such folks "sexual intellects" - and they usually took it as a compliment, not realizing that they were being referenced as fucking know-it-alls.

[Arctic Dave]

1. Back in my younger days I would be

falling all over myself trying to get some of what that guy is smoking.