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| ***DUzy Awards for week ending March 14, 2008.*** |
 Welcome to the natty, nifty, nimble DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!The DUzy Awards will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal. Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. These should have appeared last week: On a thread by ConsAreLiars: One reason this forum is such a pleasant place has to do simply with the nature of photography - response #7 by Robb: Your candidate sucks! ...Wait, what? Where am I?? :D On a thread by blues90: What's happened to people? ... In 2003 I was test driving a ranger that the brakes were repaired on at the dealership i worked at . I had the green light however even though I was moving slow a women across the intersection made a fast left from the far right lane , i hit the brakes and i did not slow . we hit , the air bag went off and I could not see or breath and tried to get out , good thing I forgot to remove the shoulder belt , if it were not for it pulling back in i would have been run down . I got out , found the car with the women trying to drive off , she couldn't . I asked if she was ok and she just said , It was my green light . Then horns blew and people yelled get your damn truck out of the way . Not one person helped or asked if I was ok , just get out of the way... response #1 by The Straight Story: The people who didn't stop to help were rushing to post on GDP :rofl: OP by hisownpetard: Know why Republican numbers for voter turnout have been so low? No valet parking. OP by cboy4: I wonder if any of the regulars from GD:P have applied to be moderator? :spray: That would be like a fricken fox signing up to guard the chicken house. I'd love to see the list! lol response #2 by jgraz: I think we should have one from the Clinton camp and one from the Obama camp Every thread will look like this Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | | | Deleted Message Name Removed | Deleted Message Name Removed OP by scard: How many Clintonites does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ANSWER: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! response #6 by kevin881: REAL ANSWER: Clintonites do not screw in lightbulbs... they SPIN THEM in. response #17 by EmperorHasNoClothes: None. They let Obama screw in the lightbulb, then say they did it. ;) response #19 by Mooney: Light bulbs don't count. n/t response #21 by VolcanoJen: Clinton has more experience with lightbulbs, this has been reported on again and again }( response #27 by scheming daemons: Hillary and McCain have the necessary experience to change the lightbulb.... ...but all Obama has is one speech where he argued against screwing in the lightbulb in the first place. response #21 by VolcanoJen: Clinton has more experience with lightbulbs, this has been reported on again and again }( response #43 by Taxmyth: Why the new light bulb? What happened to the other one? Are these energy efficient bulbs? Who was in the room when the light bulb blew out? Who else? What were they doing? Did what they were doing have anything to do with the light bulb burning out? How many light bulbs are in the room? Is there enough light without that one bulb to function efficiently or did the bulb have to be changed for safety reasons? How much did the bulb cost? Was the bidding process fair for these bulbs? What can we do to keep these bulbs burning longer? Who authorized the changing of the light bulb? Was the chain of command properly followed? Sorry, I wanted to see how the traditional media would react to this. response #44 by jgraz: Let's see here... A: None -- they never thought they'd have to change lightbulbs after February 5th A: None -- They just blame the media for the darkness. A: Three -- One to call the bulb a muslim, another to publish a photo where the bulb looks even darker and a third to endorse the old, broken bulb over the shiny new one. (note that it's still dark when they're done) A: Three -- one breaks the new bulb, the other eats the old one and the third sticks his finger in the socket. Hillary pays them all 12 million dollars. A: Is it in a caucus state? Then let the fuckers light a candle. GDP, March 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4962174 Poll question by FlyingSquirrel: How do you like your Earth? :bluebox: Scorched :bluebox: Red striped, with white sun in blue sky :bluebox: Not too warm :bluebox: Under competent leadership :bluebox: Free from poverty :bluebox: Protected by Bill of Rights :bluebox: I prefer Mars, actually :bluebox: I prefer Venus :bluebox: All but #1 (I like to see Democrats win) :bluebox: Other (Please elucidate) response #10 by Growler: Flat A flat earth would kick ass! response #11 by FlyingSquirrel: It is flat. (As far as I know) :crazy: GDP, March 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4962794 OP by Ichingcarpenter: Top 10 reasons Clinton/Obama ticket would never work 10. Obama has trouble giving speeches with knives in his back. 9. Combined slogan would be “Change we can believe in because it’s change, did I mention change?” 8. Bill would keep asking why Obama Girl’s not on White House staff. 7. Would mean endless radio play of smarmy Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder ditty “Ebony and Ivory.” 6. At Cleveland debate, Hillary only offered Obama “pillow” when he actually wanted La-Z-Boy recliner. 5. Oprah says there’s only room for one woman with a single name. 4. Americans can’t decide which middle name they find more objectionable - Hussein or Rodham. 3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney. 2. Media can’t decide who to suck up to more 1. One word: Obamary OP by Ichingcarpenter: Top 10 reasons McCain/Romney ticket wouldn’t work 10. McCain never tires of making “take my wives, please” jokes 9. Romney will be vice president only if his hair can be Speaker of the House 8. McCain endorsement of Romney as VP: “He’s a good partner, in a creepy sort of way.” 7. Romney is not sufficiently female or black, yet 6. McCain secretly hates guys whose haircuts cost more than his suit. 5. Mitt’s landscapers were stolen from McCain immigration “policy team” 4. Tagg and Josh keep calling McCain “Grandpa” 3. Constant comparisons between the vice presidency and the Silver Medal 2. McCain is anti-corporate America, Romney is pro-universal health coverage - together they’re Hillary Clinton 1. Current vice president won’t give up office without a gunfight response #2 by seasat: I like yours and will add 10 more 10. McCain would keep yelling at Romney to get off his front lawn. 9. When McCain was told Romney is a Mormon, he shouted, "I've had to deal Bush, that is one Moron too many." 8. Romney doesn't know the tune to "Bomb Iran". 7. Combining that many flip-flops just results in a flop. 6. Romney won't share his special underwear. 5. Combining 100 years in Iraq with a double Guantanamo would result in 200 years of bad luck. 4. Romney's hair would strangle both of them while they slept then run as an independent with Ron Paul. 3. When you combine old and plastic the thing just falls apart. 2. The Mac and Mitt slogan is already taken by Kraft for their new macaroni and cheese in a glove product. 1. The combined hypocrisy of the two would collapse in on itself forming a black hole that would shallow the universe. I love Repug bashing threads. They help keep us focused on the real problems not the minor differences between our two candidates. OP by bvar22: Olbermann is DEAD to me now! I used to really respect Keith, and watched his show regularly. He was intelligent and entertaining. He provided a anti-establishment perspective I could not find anywhere else on TV. But over the last couple of months, his TRUE self has been revealed.... Olbermann is a sexist Hillary Hater. He kept his Hillary Hatred and Sexism hidden for years just so he could attack Hillary!!!! He keeps going ON and ON about the mathematical impossibility of Hillary winning the nomination (like anyone cares about MATH), and says Hillary is just hurting the Democratic Party by attacking the inevitable nominee. Richard Wolf and Dana Millbank?.....ALL sexist Hillary Haters!!! I used to think they were smart, but now it is clear that they are just stupid sexists! Just because Hillary got a little confused about NAFTA is NO REASON to criticize her or laugh about her! I now REFUSE to watch Countdown and am writing the bosses at MSNBC demanding that it taken OFF the AIR. Also DEAD to me NOW: *Randi Rhodes...DEAD to me NOW. I used to like her outspoken, irreverent commentary and the way she handled Freepers. She used to be a REAL Democrat and helped the Democratic Party always....but she too has turned into a sexist Hillary Hater. Just because Obama WILL go to the convention with the MAJORITY of pledged delegates, she thinks it is OK to criticize Hillary for supporting the Republican candidate!!!! Ed Schultz....DEAD to me now. I used to really like Ed Schultz. He was a moderate, "Centrist" Democrat who seemed to be about pulling the Party together.....but he is really just a sexist NeoCon operative who was planted years ago so that he could stop Hillary from getting the Presidency she deserves! Rachael Maddow....DEAD to me now. It was really disappointing to find out that Rachael was really just another sexist Hillary Hater. She seemed so intelligent and strong willed..... You would think that Rachael would support the First Woman President...but NO... her obvious anti-Hillary sexist bigotry has floated to the top. She was really clever and initially showed a phony pro-Hillary bias. She's another one who keeps insisting on doing the Math! Thom Hartmann....is DEAD to me now. I cannot listen to someone who spews vile sexist Hillary Hatred. He thinks HISTORY and FACTS matter, and that it is NOT a good thing to endorse the Republican nominee! STFU Thom Hartmann! Stephanie Miller....is dead to me now! ANOTHER turncoat female who obviously has "ISSUES". The PROOF that she has issues is that she has criticized Hillary for hurting the Democratic Party and cannot see the blinding TRUTH that DEAN is a MONSTER and should change the rules so that Hillary can have the delegates that SHE IS ENTITLED TO! NO MORE Stephanie Miller for ME! Some Democrats I used to really like have exposed themselves to be Right Wing sexist Republican Operatives. I NO LONGER have ANY respect for: *Ted Kennedy *John Kerry :puke: *Russ Feingold (bigoted Hillary Hater) *Tom Daschle *Dennis Kucinich I WILL listen ONLY to Rush Limbaugh! Rush Limbaugh has showed that he is open minded. I used to think that Rush was a sexist and a bigot, but I NOW see that I was wrong. He had Bill Clinton <swoon> on his show to campaign for Hillary last week. Rush has also been telling everyone to Vote for Hillary in the Primaries. I NOW like Rush Limbaugh, and will be listening to his show daily to get the REAL truth! Hillary has also said that FOX News is good, and is willing to appear on Fox News, so they must be OK too. Go Hillary!!!! if nobody counts the delegates! GDP, March 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4968339 On a thread by WillYourVoteBCounted: Obama: Clinton's a Flip-Flopper On Torture "Obama is referring to the stance Clinton assumed last fall, when she for the first time ruled out any exception to a ban on the use of torture by government interrogators. Clinton previously had said would consider torturing suspected terrorists if there was an imminent threat of attack, the so-called 'ticking time bomb' scenario..." response #2 by EmperorHasNoClothes: Apparently Clinton's foreign policy experience consists of watching "24" :eyes: On a thread by IndianaGreen: Hillary is "a ventriloquist for the patriarchy with a skirt and a vagina." (Hillary) is "a ventriloquist for the patriarchy with a skirt and a vagina." -- Jane Fonda response #1 by MannyGoldstein: Jane Fonda Is A Liar There's no evidence whatsoever that Clinton owns a skirt. None. response #27 by Dinger: SICK FUCKING POST! Should make it to the "greatest" page soon. On a thread by npincus: My 5 year-old daughter's first post: My favorite president is obama. By Ava response #3 by Bicoastal: Typical Prius-driving, latte-drinking pre-schooler... x( response #32 by QC: Many posters here are five years old. She will be in good company. On a thread by liberalhistorian: Can posters on this forum PLEASE QUIT POSTING IN CAPS!! response #1 by Patsy Stone: NO! MY POSTS ARE TOO IMPORTANT!!! How else will you notice me? response #2 by Lastlaughin08: oK, WhAt eVeR yOu saY response #6 by sorrybushisfromtexas: Posting in Caps How did you know I was wearing a cap when I just posted? Is there a camera link or something? Big Brother is here. Oh My God what has Bush wrought. response #7 by QC: HOW WILL WE CONVEY OUR CAREULLY CULTIVATED OUTRAGE WITHOUT POSTING IN CAPS????? ANSWER ME THAT ONE, SMARTYPANTS!!!!! response #10 by anonymous171: NO I MUST BE HEARD! MY REPOST OF A REPOSTED ARTICLE MUST BE READ! On a thread by sabra: Ex-Defense Official (Feith) Assails Colleagues Over Run-Up to War "In the first insider account of Pentagon decision-making on Iraq, one of the key architects of the war blasts former secretary of state Colin Powell, the CIA, retired Gen. Tommy R. Franks and former Iraq occupation chief L. Paul Bremer for mishandling the run-up to the invasion and the subsequent occupation of the country. Douglas J. Feith, in a massive score-settling work, portrays an intelligence community and a State Department that repeatedly undermined plans he developed as undersecretary of defense for policy and conspired to undercut President Bush's policies..." response #12 by IanDB1: Feith is so full of shit that if you gave him an enema you could keep him in your pocket. n/t response #51 by calimary: No kidding! I knew this would happen. And there'll be more. MANY more. I tell ya, and not to flatter myself really, but I predicted, here, months ago, that we'd all start seeing these books - "I didn't do it" books, "Mea culpa" books, "I wuz framed" books, "It wasn't me" books, "I had nothing to do with it" books, "I was used" books, "I couldn't help it, they bullied me" books, "I was just following orders" books, and more - from the media, from not-so-innocent bystanders, and ESPECIALLY from weasels like this guy. They're all pathetically gonna plead poverty, ignorance, or good intentions while desperately trying to distance themselves from the shit THEY shat out of their own back-ends. Especially this feith schmuck. I'm not a bit surprised, except I figured the likes of him would wait til after bush is out of office and no longer in any position of power and authority to hurt him. He's only interested in trying to sell America on the idea that he's a complete innocent in all this. I hope everyone else regards him with as much credibility as WE do here in DU. Hopefully he can tell all his cutesy little sob stories to the nice understanding folks at The Hague. On a thread by saracat: If a poster using a familar screen name starts writing in an entirely different style is that an indication that they are a "sock puppet" ? Do posters sometimes "switch off"? response #7 by Liberal Veteran: Forsooth! Thou hast proffered a most irksome question. response #8 by frogcycle: or maybe they have multiple personalities? or just mood swings. I can be :) or :think: or x( or :evilgrin: or :mad: but if you ever see a :bounce: in my post, you know it ain't me response #11 by tekisui: Where's frogcycle? I just saw a :bounce: in their post. response #32 by hisownpetard: I don't know WTF you're talking about!! Yes, I have occasionally run into that type of phenomenon, although not on a daily basis. What's yer friggin' problem, Bozo?? Thanks for the informative post! :loveya: Go away. :nuke: On a thread by UpInArms: Gasoline prices hit new high, seen jumping more response #4 by ConcernedCanuk: We're around $1.10 a litre in Northern Ontario, that'd be $4.40 for an American Gallon. So Americans are still getting a better price than us Canuks. Stop whining already! response #6 by Jackpine Radical: That's because of your high taxes in Canuckistan. If you did like us and were willing to forgo taxes and just run your government on a bribe system like we do, then you too could drive big-assed SUVs down to the grocery store and the bar just like we Real Americans do. OP by uppityperson: I just got a new cell phone, but it's red. Should I be worried about it ringing at 3am? If it does, what should I do? I'm concerned. response #1 by Evergreen Emerald: turn it off. response #4 by pbca: If it does I'm afraid you're not qualified to answer it. Sorry - see if Hillary is available. response #6 by QC: Just be really, really hopeful and changealicious. n/t response #9 by me b zola: If you paint it red, white, and blue no terrorists will strike the US! This way you can turn the phone off at night because you'll have everything under control with your patriot phone. :patriot: response #10 by Lastlaughin08: No. Just place it in a glass of water on your nightstand. Sleep tight. response #12 by dorktv: sorry about that but sometimes I have questions that I cannot get answered in any other way! response #15 by grantcart: you get free calls after 3:00 AM response #17 by Hippo_Tron: You should buy a Brinks Home Security System At least that's the message I got from the Hillary 3am ad. OP by KingOfLostSouls: Let's just have a re-do of this whole process and give the nomination to joe biden like we should have :evilgrin: *dives for cover* OP by billyskank: If somebody phoned ME at 3:00am, I'd tell them to fuck off. I guess I'd make a shit president. :D response #2 by texas1928: I'd be like... "Can't you people do this shit during business hours?" response #7 by billyskank: Really For fuck's sake, who'd be up for starting World War III at 3:00am? You can still taste the toothpaste. You need a good breakfast to get the blood sugar and blood lust up. response #13 by texas1928: I know... And if it is a cold day, you got to go out and warm up the tanks, or they are good for nothing. OP excerpt by EarlG: The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No 328: 9) Steve King While we're on the subject of idiot Republicans saying some of the most wrongheaded, ignorant shit you can possibly imagine, try this one on for size: An Iowa Republican congressman said Friday that terrorists would be "dancing in the streets" if Democratic candidate Barack Obama were to win the presidency. Rep. Steve King based his prediction on Obama's pledge to pull troops out of Iraq, his Kenyan heritage and his middle name, Hussein. "The radical Islamists, the al-Qaida ... would be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on Sept. 11 because they would declare victory in this war on terror," King said in an interview with the Daily Reporter in Spencer. You heard him right - electing Barack Obama would be worse than 9/11. King said his comments were not meant to demean Obama but to warn how an Obama presidency would look to the world. "His middle name does matter," King said. "It matters because they read a meaning into that." Honestly, I'm not even sure how to untangle this giant ball of stupid. Perhaps I could say that Hussein is one of the most common names in the world, and "the al-Qaida" weren't exactly fans of Saddam Hussein anyway. In fact, even suggesting that "the al-Qaida" would be cheering for someone called "Hussein" is just a rehash of that old "let's tie Iraq to 9/11" bullshit that's been discredited time and again over the past five years. Nah, that's far too logical and reasonable. Perhaps I could suggest that Steve King's last name appears to be an homage to monarchy, the most un-American form of government imaginable, and that his tenure in Congress is undermining the Constitution. Hmm, that's a bit more unhinged. Alternatively, I could note that based on his last name, Steve King is clearly in cahoots with King Mohammed VI of Morocco, not to mention King Herod, King Crimson, Don King, King Kong, The King Of Queens, Larry King, Burger King, and "The King Of Pop" Michael Jackson. Yes, that sounds sufficiently stupid. But you know what? I think I shall settle for calling Rep. King a dumb motherfucker and leave it at that. Oh, and I shall also look forward to John McCain denouncing and rejecting Rep. King, presumably in the next day or two. Something tells me that Sen. McCain is going to have a lot of denouncing and rejecting to do over the next few months. Editorials & Other Articles, March 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x344276 On a thread by writes3000: National Review/Chuck Todd Rumor - Hillary as VP? response #1 by Johnny__Motown: For McCain? OP by rucky: You should be ASHAMED of yourself! How DARE you?! Yeah, YOU response #4 by dmsRoar: I only did it because they did it and on top of that I didn't do it, they did. response #6 by BlueJac: Quit wire tapping me.....n/t response #13 by Hardhead: And I am But I'm going to keep on doing it. OP by Jeff In Milwaukee: I'm Thinking Of Adding Barack Obama As My Running Mate Granted, I don't have any delegates to speak of, but I think having Barack as my running mate would be an asset to our ticket. I know what you're thinking -- "That's darned nice of Jeff in Milwaukee to give Obama a great opportunity like that." I know. It's incredibly magnanimous of me. Edited -- because some pinhead thinks I should spell peoples' names correctly. Jesus, being a smart-ass is a fulltime job -- I don't have time to spell things right! OP by walldude: Corpses For Obama! Register here! Hi Everybody! I'm Dr. Nick! Are you suffering from TMBS? You know.. Too much Bullshit? Have you become a Corpse because you made what you thought was a free thinking, heartfelt decision? Were you fooled into thinking that choosing Obama over Hillary was your right as a Democrat? Did you actually believe that there was no conspiracy by the media and that all the left wing pundits actually used their brains and their hearts when they chose Obama? Well what the fuck do you know! Now you are nothing but a corpse. You have earned the right to join Dr. Nick's Corpses for Obama! An exclusive club that allows only Democrats who have been brainwashed by the media into believing that if you choose Obama you are nothing but a sheep who is trying to bring down the country! Sign up here now. We have lots of benefits. 1.Less stress, dead people don't give a shit. 2.More humor, if you are dead you can still support Obama while laughing at the people who tell you you are a cultist who has "gone off the deep end". 3.Lots of good company. All those people who are dead to the Hillary supporters will join us in the hell of the Obama corpse. 4. Plus as an added feature, you don't have to pay for a funeral or casket! Sign up today to become one of Dr. Nicks "Corpses For Obama" The list of members starts below. Keith Olbermann Rachael Maddow Randi Rhodes Ed Shultz Tom Hartmann Mike Malloy Bill Mahr Jay Marvin Mario Solis Marich(I can't believe my local station pulled Hartmann for this guy, nice guy but keep Shultz and dump Hartmann?? WTF) Walldude Add your name to the list and join us while we wallow in our ignorant support for Obama. If we're lucky Swamp Rat will make a logo for us! GDP, March 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5013533 On a thread by Finnfan: Economic woes lead to retail retrenchment People talk about the recession "ending", but how is it going to end if nobody can get a job? response #4 by dbackjon: Same way our last one ended - World War Drafting millions sure cures the unemployment problem. Get enough unemployed men, we can take Venezuela for our own!! response #5 by fiziwig: But WW II was funded by war bonds, in other words, by borrowing from the savings of the American people. There are no savings of the American people any more. And which country is foolish enough to loan the USA money for another war? Nope. This time, when the US economy collapses, it will STAY collapsed. Permanently. America will be nothing more than an interesting tourist destination for people from other countries who would like to see Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, and the Ruins of New York City. And American citizens will be standing on the streets hawking postcards, or pimping their sisters to the tourists. response #6 by Mojambo: Just great... I don't even have a sister! n/t On a thread by Zynx: Just as there has been a limit on the number of threads a person can post... so too should there be a limit on how many threads a person can recommend. So many threads with very little merit either in fact or in general substance routinely receive more than the number of recommendations they deserve... response #4 by A-Schwarzenegger: There should be a limit on things that bug me. If you disagree, please do not limit the amount of silence which you partake of in response. response #5 by BuyingThyme: Recommended. On a thread by Skinner: (NY Gov. Eliot) Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring response #10 by new_beawr: Will he switch parties now? response #11 by DS1: If the diapers aren't befouled, it must be allowed! response #333 by ps1074: $5500 an hour Some quite expensive prostitutes :eyes: response #335 by Jeff In Milwaukee: I'd nail anybody on DU for half that price... response #344 by ps1074: I doubt there will be any takers :rofl: response #346 by Jeff In Milwaukee: $5 and a Snickers Bar? Anybody? response #358 by ps1074: Are you good at it? :shrug: response #363 by Jeff In Milwaukee: You Bet! Would a near-sighted, overweight, 47-year-old with a hairy back lie to you? response #360 by ladywnch: a real Snickers bar or one of those lil mini things? response #361 by Jeff In Milwaukee: I think in my case, one of the mini-things would be sufficient... If you catch my drift. response #362 by AngryAmish: Maybe a movie-sized? response #366 by Jeff In Milwaukee: Animated Short Subjects? response #341 by kskiska: Why do we continue to be surprised? Maybe we should just accept the premise that all men are vulnerable to this sort of thing. response #343 by Jeff In Milwaukee: At $5,500 per hour, I can assure you that I am invulnerable... No way I can spend that much money while simultanously maintaining an erection. response #460 by truebluecollar: Spitzer Schtups a Shikse selling seashells by the sea-shore of Seychelles. Three times real fast. On a thread by madaboutharry: Please answer me this: What the hell is wrong with some people? Why would a man like Elliot Spitzer risk everything by associating with hookers. I don't get it. Honestly, I just don't get it. response #8 by lame54: Why do hookers associate themselves with politicians... I thought they were better than that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OP by Bucky: If it goes to the convention, I think Spitzer could be a compromise candidate Oh shit, I just wasted one of my three posts, haven't I? response #2 by JVS: Spitzer/Traficant 08 OP by Kablooie: Man buys bottle of ketchup. Headline reads "Man linked to Heinz corporation." What is this "linked to prostitution ring" crap? He hired a prostitute. He's not linked to the ring. OP by EmilyAnne: New Statistic About Lucky African-American Men! One in 15 adult black men is running for the presidency! The young fare even better because one in nine black men ages 20 to 34 is running for the presidency! Its so easy to run for the presidency when you are a black man in America! What's the point in even holding elections anymore when everybody knows that a black man on the ballot is the automatic winner? Thanks, Geraldine Ferraro, for saying what everyone already knows AND what the statistics prove! response #2 by wndycty: Since its so easy for us Black men, my college buddies and I are arguing about. . . . . .which one of us will be the next Black president. response #3 by EmilyAnne: Come on! Let someone else have a chance for once. This whole African-American in the White House thing is starting to become a cliche, don't you think? OP by mucifer: Geraldine? I sure was confused when I saw that. I came home from a hard day of work. Very stressed. I logged on to DU and I saw all these posts about "Geraldine" and before I could read them I was thinking to myself "what kinda trouble has Flip Wilson gotten into?" OP by Bicoastal: I refuse to vote for a certain Democrat in the November Presidential Election ... ...because random strangers on the Internet are being mean to me. Ain't I smart? :dunce: response #2 by Johnny__Motown: Can't you just hold your breath or something? Seems like a far more mature way to deal with this OP by QC: None of my neighbors have any yard signs. I'm not sure if there is any deeply hidden significance to this or not. I'll keep watching and see if anything happens. response #2 by cali: I've got you beat None of my neigbors have yards. response #4 by scheming daemons: I've got you both beat.... ...I have no neighbors. response #7 by QC: I did see a McCain sign a couple of blocks from here. It's not in a yard, though. It's at the edge of the cemetery. Seriously. OP by villager: I have anecdotal evidence that if you don't do exactly as I say, the Democratic party will be ruined this fall! Just sayin'.... response #1 by Bigleaf: This is 100% fact, as far as I know. response #2 by scheming daemons: Ok... so tell us what to do! response #6 by ContinentalOp: link? response #9 by Jed Dilligan: I have a peer-reviewed article that says you're wrong. :P response #13 by villager: ah, but... whose peers? :7 response #14 by Jed Dilligan: I passed it around at the bus station response #18 by BigDDem: I received a call this morning from a super duper Democratic insider. She confirmed, we are doomed. Oh and she also said not to buy a ticket for the next Powerball because I won't win. OP by theredpen: Goodbye DU I've logged a lot of hours on DU and I've enjoyed most of them, but now it is time to leave this community, maybe for good. I expect give and take on Internet forums. I expect conflict. I realize that tempers can flare and that even when the moderators do a great job, people get away with saying some pretty fucked up shit. Nevertheless I read something today on GD-P — something that remains unlocked — that made me realize that I can't, in good conscience, continue to post here. Today, a DUer called on supporters of one of the Democratic candidates to storm the Denver convention and bully the delegates into supporting that candidate. Not only did this utterly reprehensible and undemocratic call to action fail to incite universal disdain, but several people — prominent "Lounge Lizards" openly endorsed the plan. You can read the details here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5002649 I'm not associating myself with a forum where this kind of bullshit is given any quarter. I know... "don't let the screen door hit me on the way out." I've seen all the snide responses to these posts before, but I still felt I had to let everyone know why I'm leaving. Will I be back? I don't know yet. response #1 by theredpen: I'm back What did I miss? OP by madmunchie: Hillary gains 2%!!!!!!!!!!! She now needs 64% rather than 62% of all remaining delegates to surpass Obama .... GDP, March 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5027734 OP by Jeffersons Ghost: pro-life, pro-choice, shhh... A book by Dr. Seuss called, Horton Hears a Who, offers the recurring theme of little folks having “as much right to live as bigger folks do!” With speculation running rampant that the upcoming Seuss movie - by the same title - will become a mantra for pro-life advocates, its time to mention the strongly liberal leanings of Theodore Geisel (aka Dr. Seuss.) Whether Geisel would appreciate the far right’s interpretation of his work is debatable. I humbly offer a parody of his fine piece, which expresses another perspective. On the thirteenth of March, in the bedroom of Roy, In the heat of passion, with her toy of a boy, She was thrashing…enjoying hot sexual bump… When Paris the wealthy girl felt a small lump! So Hilton stopped thrashing. She looked toward her gut. “That’s scary,” thought Paris, and she ended the rut. Then she felt it again, as she thought of her dad. She had to do something. Dad would be very mad! “I’ll fix it,” said Hilton. “But who’s is it? Why?” She cried and she cried. Then, she looked to the sky… As the small speck of flesh - grew fast - like her cry. “I‘ll pray,” pondered Paris, “then get an abortion.” She hoped there was time to remove the small portion. She was glad Republicans lied on that issue… while debating the merits of stem-cell tissue. They’d hired a preacher, to sell lies to voters, and stolen elections, using swift-boaters. Rich Republicans where raking in dough. They’d looted the treasury: No one would know. If they are pro-life, then why start such long wars… for a god named Exxon that fuels the cars? So, gently, and using the greatest of tact, Paris called a doctor, to deliver the fact… that she had insurance, unlike many millions. And, like other elite, the war brought her trillions! “Cash!” croaked the crony. Twas rich Doctor Killdare. He’d bribed Republicans to stop Hilly’s Health-care. He gave his big-bucks to a crook named McCain… who said, war for “a hundred years” ain’t insane! “Help me,” said Hilton. “We rob the same masses… and pay politicians to sit on their asses.” I know some say there is a person down there. But with millions dead in Iraq, why should we care? Quite likely… …family values, no Hilton has known! That family’s children were famous when grown. “So, please,” Paris pled, “as a favor to dad… Perform it for free. Let’s not make him mad.” “I think you’re a fool!” laughed old Doctor Killdare “I’m richer than him and I don’t really care.” “You’re the biggest blame fool that ever skipped school!” Then, Paris decided he was being too cruel. “What terrible insults!” the wealthy girl said. “If daddy finds out, he‘ll go out of his head! I skipped a few classes but not like that Bush.” He‘d have flunked school, without his family’s push. Trickle-down doesn‘t work, with people this tight: They only buy estate-homes, or jets to take flight! Her allowance would buy Cleopatra’s great barge But her yacht payment was due and it was quite large. “Don’t spend principle,” was a family mandate But Paris’ plump problem just wouldn’t wait! “I can’t have a child. And I won’t!” Paris pouted She’d blame CIA, then, get those cells “outed.” That had worked with Valerie Plume. If a puppet did it, it was safe to assume… that Bush’s blonde boss could pull it off too! As Karl Rove teaches, “who cares what is true.” Hilton knew that she was above ANY law Still, as Paris pondered, she spotted a flaw Spooks in trench-coats might come in the night… And water-board her, till dawn’s early light! “I think…” Hilton hissed, “I’ll call Cheney instead! I bet Uncle Dick will fix all that I dread” Then, that plucky young Paris picked up the phone… And she called the BIG boss but no one was home. It seems Uncle Dick had gone hunting that day. If you hunt with Dick Cheney, stay out of his way! Dick doesn’t go for discriminatory junk… He’ll shoot down ANYONE at all when he’s drunk! They say old Dick Cheney has a daughter quite gay. And if she wants to marry, she’ll soon get her way. Gay marriage, like abortion, are meant to divide… voters, who debate, while defending their pride. As the citizens argue, they’re bound to lose sight… of the REAL issues and their terrible plight. Brittany or Paris dominate what they call “news.” TV is a forum that gives limited views. Is Paris pregnant? someone might ask… But reporting on Paris isn’t my task. Instead, I’ll give Exxon another small mention.. before men in black put us ALL in detention. When gas goes up about a dollar or two… Will we ALL make a living, like richer folks do? Is it an attempt to create only two classes? Are super-elite making slaves of our asses? It sure is fun thinking of Paris Hilton… But it brings to mind a title by Milton. When that last card is laid and we measure the cost… Will America be a Paradise Lost? On a thread by proud2Blib: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet "Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by 'natural means...'" response #1 by AngryAmish: How did this not happen in Florida? response #8 by mondo joe: I'm trying to not notice that it was officer Whipple. But this is the sort of story that I just find so hard to understand in any way. response #18 by alcibiades_mystery: Gives a whole new meaning to Don't Squeeze the Charmin, doesn't it? ;-) response #15 by TlalocW: I'm from central Kansas originally, and I want to know How the hell did Western Kansans get access to modern bathroom technology? We've had an embargo against them for decades. response #30 by dembotoz: must have eaten my mother's cooking response #35 by taught_me_patience: At what point does the boyfriend say "shit or get off the pot" response #36 by youthere: She really needs to eat more fruit. On a thread by liberal N proud: How cool is that: NEW! Google search DU or the Web response #1 by faygokid: Maybe I can find that post from 2003 where I was actually clever. Once every five years, like clockwork for me. I'm feelin' it again this year. On a thread by islandmkl: WARNING!! DO NOT..I REPEAT..DO NOT TYPE THESE WORDS: "intelligent conversation general discussion primaries" into the WONDERFUL NEW GOOGLE SEARCH AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE..... your computer will lock up, start playing polka versions of abba, and have morphing pictures of nixon, reagan, bush 1, bush 2, and bush 3...err McCain, plus a lieberman occasionally, flowing nonstop across your monitor.... other than that, it is fine to use...so....USE IT!! good job DU brains... OP title by Bornaginhooligan: Hillary only needs to win PA by 102% response #4 by Mooney: It's actually 101.01898734177% Saying she needs 102% is pure anti-HRC spin. OP by Tuesday Afternoon: If I get my backhoe and bury the dead horse would the Lounge still find a way to continue beating it? response #10 by DS1: actually it's a load of shit the fingertip-spew in this place is just that. there's no art to it. there's no style to it. there's no effort involved in it. It's open mike night at the lobotomy clinic, and we're all invited. response #39 by krispos42: The horse is not dead Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. In business, however, it seems that we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse." 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses. 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses. 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse. 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability. 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment. 10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead." 11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse. 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed. 13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat." 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance. 15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper. 16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster. 17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead. 18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses. 19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses. 20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable. 21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position On a thread by Araxen: I just named my new dog Hussein No lie, in honor of Barack and to show his name isn't offensive and is a good thing! Edit: 6 month old black lab for those wondering. response #2 by theredpen: I just got an email saying that your dog is a Muslim response #12 by scheming daemons: Your dog wouldn't be where he is today if he weren't a BLACK lab... ;-) On a thread by struggle4progress: I attend a predominantly African American church: does that make me a racist? response #1 by shadowknows69: Why would it? response #4 by struggle4progress: Frankly, I have no idea why it would. But I have no idea why most of the crap here is posted response #2 by stillcool47: Not if you vote for Hillary response #3 by Political Heretic: Have you stated that the congregation is lucky to be black or they wouldn't have a church? If not, you're probably fine. OP by theboss: What other advantages do black men have in America? In thinking about GF's contention that Obama has a built in advantage in a presidential contest due to his race, I began to ponder the other advantages a black man has in America. 1. A criminal justice system clearly biased in his favor. 2. Easy access to elite American universities. 3. A positive self-image in the popular culture. 4. The finest primary and secondary schools that America's top cities can provide. 5. High-paying, secure union jobs. 6. Plentiful taxi service. 7. Office enviornments where the assumption is that they deserve every promotion based upon hard work and intelligence, not some other nefarious government-enforced scheme. 8. Fine health care and the best hospitals. 9. Acceptance at the finest social clubs. 10. A word free of pre-conceptions. There is not a day that goes by in which I am not jealous of the easy life of black men in America. On a thread by Greenwood: REALITY: Obama is the WEAKER general election candidate.... response #2 by Happyhippychick: I know what you mean. I'm really pissed off that they have revealed that he's black. response #19 by ExtraGriz: i think you're wright :hide: On a thread by HEyHEY: Oh my god... the airport internet computer just censored DU I'm at a terminal awaiting a flight. I tried to click on the thread about legalizing prostitution. It stopped me and wouldn't let me read it because, "It could contain content that is not appropriate for a public access computer." What the fuck? I see their point if I was looking up hardcore donkey porn. But, I can't even join a conversation about a serious issue just cause the word "prostitution" or something came up? Fuck sakes... this world is stupid. response #1 by DS1: Cinemax has all the soft-core donkey porn you could ever want response #4 by HEyHEY: Soft core? No point. If I wanna just see a jackass's dick, I'll pull my pants down. On a thread by ovidsen: Weapon (still on drawboards) could hack into pacemakers! "A team of computer security researchers plans to report Wednesday that it had been able to gain wireless access to a combination heart defibrillator and pacemaker. They were able to reprogram it to shut down and to deliver jolts of electricity that would potentially be fatal — if the device had been in a person. In this case, the researcher were hacking into a device in a laboratory..." response #1 by Jim Sagle: What good is it now that Cheney's almost out of office? ;) OP by matcom: 1/3 of you in this forum are Sexist, 1/3 of you are Racist and 1/5 of you are Sean Hannity the rest are delusional thinking that more people care about DU than DUers and RW talk show nuts. :rofl: oh look! IBTL! response #5 by anonymous171: I have a confession: I am Sean Hannity. response #9 by rpannier: Not surprised The name anonymous gave you away. response #13 by Forkboy: math is hard x( response #14 by Martin Eden: 1-(1/3+1/3+1/5)=2/15 It's easy once you realize the common denominator is 30. response #15 by sudopod: I find your commentary relevant to my interests and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. OP by Bucky: Oh shit, I completely forgot about the war on Easter until just now! How soon is it coming this year? I was thinking about waiting outside a church while the moms were hiding eggs, then when they all go inside to pray, I can run around the church yard and steal the eggs, or possibly slip little fortune cookie sized notes in them, saying "Jesus ate the Easter Bunny". response #4 by Mz Pip: We'd better mobilize quickly Easter is early this year. Here are some nasty things to do with Peeps. :evilgrin: We should try to waterboard one and see what happens. http://www.peepresearch.org/ response #6 by margotb822: Why does a rabbit hide eggs anyways? What's going on here? :wtf: You mean to tell me a religious holiday has been sold out to the corporations so that they can make money selling us crap and junk food? NO!!!!!! I refuse to believe it! :sarcasm: response #7 by Uncle Joe: So that Cheney/Bush don't water board them after they hatch. n/t response #11 by MichaelHarris: don't fret I'll run over an extra pink bunny for you today. I've been buying the chocolate praying hands just to watch them melt. response #13 by knitter4democracy: Don't worry--there are two Easters, so you can plan ahead for ours. Eastern Orthodox Easter is a month later than Western Easter this year, so you have an extra month to plan and prepare. :) response #15 by Bucky: No no no! I meant the Christmas Easter, not that Muslim Easter that *they* celebrate I don't think those bearded fanatics are even allowed to eat those un-kosher rabbit eggs. response #17 by knitter4democracy: Um, I was talking about Eastern Orthodox Easter. We're Christians. Have been all the way back to the Resurrection. response #18 by Bucky: I hate to break this to you, but I'm very informed and watch lots of cable news You people have bearded clerics, some with funny accents, others with big headgear, and none of them have their own TV ministry. You're Muslims. And you hate me. response #20 by jazzjunkysue: Happy Pagan Fertility Symbol Day There. That should do it. I'll run over to CVS, now, to make sure my little post cleared out all the easter candy, so the little children will never know jesus. Be right back. OP by Parche: 50 Suggestions For John McCain's VP Pick WARREN BUFFET. World's richest man can't hurt, in case the campaign needs a loan. Or the country. JAMES EARL JONES. The most trusted voice in show business. DAN QUAYLE. Knows the drill. ED MCMAHON. Knows the drill AND he knows the intro: "Here's Joohhhnyyyyyy." RONALD REAGAN. Quit pussyfooting around. It's what the base wants. Who cares if he's dead? How much less animated is that from his second term? JEB BUSH. Ups the Bush streak to seven of last eight GOP tickets. JOE LIEBERMAN. Invests campaign with bipartisan spin. Also returns "Joementum to national lexicon. KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON. Takes "woman" thing out of play. CINDY MCCAIN. Takes "woman" thing out of play, and keeps it in the family. COLIN POWELL. Takes "black" thing out of play. CONDOLEEZZA RICE. Takes "woman and black" things out of play. GEORGE CLOONEY. Takes "woman" thing out of play. JOAN RIVERS. Takes "old" thing out of play. "Woman" thing still in play. LARRY KING. Takes "old" and "woman" things out of play. ANDY ROONEY. Really takes "old" thing out of play. No, really. ALAN GREENSPAN. Wasn't everything a whole lot better when he was in charge? And takes "old" thing out of play. MARY CHENEY. Takes "lesbian" and "unwed mother" things out of play. DICK CHENEY. What the hell. Something to be said for continuity. FRED THOMPSON. Throws a bone to the conservative wing and makes candidate appear vibrant. REGIS PHILBIN. A touch of Hollywood. Old Hollywood, but Hollywood nonetheless. MIKE HUCKABEE. Plays popular former governor of Arkansas card. RUDY GIULIANI. Sop to huge pro- choice, pro- gay rights, pro- gun control wing of the GOP. Not to mention NEW YORK. HILLARY CLINTON. Wants it so bad, she'd cross the aisle for death- watch slot. MICHAEL BLOOMBERG. Independents? You want independents? We got your independents right here. MIA HAMM. Soccer Moms? You want soccer moms? We got your soccer moms right here. DALE EARNHARDT JR. NASCAR dads? You want NASCAR dads? We got your NASCAR dads right here. RON PAUL. Two words. Texas Dammit. TOM CRUISE. Scientologists are to Republicans what vegans are to hippies. ADMIRAL STOCKDALE. Because America loves second chances. CHUCK NORRIS. Locks down Huckabee contingent and firms up "Total Kick Ass" presidential ticket. ELIOT SPITZER Because America loves second chances. THE VERIZON "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" GUY. Brings huge network with him. PAT ROBERTSON. You want to suck up to the Christian Right. Then suck up to the Christian Right. MITT ROMNEY. Just to exploit the incredible chemistry between the two. CHER. Campaign will never suffer from lack of wigs. BRETT FAVRE. Terrific name recognition. Needs a job. Sews up Wisconsin and Mississippi. JOHN MADDEN. Who doesn't love John Madden? Brings total telestrator dominance to ticket. KEIFER SUTHERLAND. What right winger doesn't love Jack Bauer? Torture question becomes moot. TED WILLIAMS' HEAD. Future focused. Travel costs slashed. Low maintenance. RUSH LIMBAUGH. If you can't beat them, conjoin them. WILLIE NELSON. You have any idea of what percentage of this country smokes pot? SNOOP DOG. Puts the shasizzle back in the campaignizzle. STEPHEN HAWKING. Not American born. But who would quibble with smartest man in the world? DONALD TRUMP. Makes everyone look humanoid in comparison. SONNY VON BULOW. Like Terry Shiavo, only alive. And rich. KARL ROVE. Assassination insurance. DONALD RUMSFELD. See Karl Rove. NEWT GINGRICH. See Karl Rove. JACK KEVORKIAN. Looking to enter politics and makes top of the ticket lovable and youthful and animated. Also, see Karl Rove. G. GORDON LIDDY. Because there comes a time when every president needs a human firewall. OP by SoonerPride: Wasn't it just yesterday Obama was a Muslim? Can't the media make up its mind how they want to paint Obama and religion as scary to white folks? I mean, seriously, who the fuck cares about that shit when we're about to face the next fucking DEPRESSION, we're got two unresolved wars that are bleeding our men and women and treasury bone dry, we torture people like we're some banana republic South American junta, our Constitutional form of checks and balances has been usurped and that grand document has been used for Georgie Pordgie Puddin' and Pie's toilet paper, we've got our OWN government spying on us in ways Orwell could never have even fathomed in his worst opium-induced nightmares, our planet is slowly being poisoned to death by our greed and stupidity, all of our allies around the world think we've lost our fucking minds (and lord knows we seem to be proving that assumption right every god-damned day), our education system continues to fall further and further behind the rest of the developed world, and on top of all that crap our fucking healthcare system is now being reduced to some Medieval system of bloodletting and leeches, mainly because people can no longer afford the god-damned out of control health insurance premiums and mind-boggling prescription fees, but instead of focusing on any of that crap, we get sidetracked by the idea that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is some kind of "scary black man," oh, we're not sure what kind, today a Muslim tomorrow a "black radical," but whatever he is it is far more important than any REAL fucking problem going on in the world. OK, fine. We get the government we deserve. OP by Tribetime: Obama's wild college years During one night of all night drinking and pot smoking at Faber College, Obama according to classmates, accidentally killed a horse with a blank gun during a toga party. He is also the mastermind behind the destroying of the 1962 infamous homecoming parade. "Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go thru life" Dean Wormer said after witnessing the event. On a thread by TAWS: Only Favorable States Left for Clinton after Pennsylvania are West Virginia and Kentucky response #1 by IanDB1: I didn't realize we still allow Kentucky to vote. That's so cute! n/t On a thread by ThomWV: At this moment they are announcing the capture of a High Level Terrorist Not 10 minutes after they lost on immunity. response #4 by baldguy: They finally have Bush in custody? Poll question by Deep13: When will this website be named "ObamaUnderground?" :bluebox: What a skeechy, shrill, bitchy, harpie, hysterical thing to ask! :bluebox: Just before the coronation. :bluebox: As soon as all the Clinton supporters are put into reeducation camps. :bluebox: Obama transcends all physical limitations like band-width and moderators to become one with the universe. :bluebox: As soon as Oprah tells us to. :bluebox: After Obama's journey into the desert where Hillary will tempt him with the vice presidency three times. :bluebox: As soon as we accept Obama as our Lord and savior. :bluebox: Who cares? I'm voting C'thulhu so I don't have to settle for the lesser evil. :bluebox: Right after we figure out how to salvage the economy by simply chanting, "Yes we can." :bluebox: You had better vote "immediately" or else the ideological purity police will shoot you down like the Freepers you clearly are. GDP, March 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5078001 And I'd be remiss to not include a link to this: Thread by KansDem: Is this for real? "Playmobil Security Check Point" http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top  On a locked thread: The Top Ten Hillary Clinton Monster Movies- if she was a monster. response #16 by greatauntoftriplets: Locking. The battle hardened GDP mods didn't realize that politics is verboten in the lounge 'cause it messes up their kitty pictures, etc. :eyes: They need some learning. Jeez. On a locked thread: Who likes vagina? response #19 by greatauntoftriplets: Locking. You may not think this is a sex thread, but the moderators disagree. Guess who wins? On a locked thread: Screw The Hypocrite Hillary... response #31 by wakemeupwhenitsover: Locking. I'm soo confused. I thought that Clinton was menopausal. No wait: she's gay. No wait: she's a nympho. No wait: she's cold. No wait: This is all sexist & flamebait.  OP by malta blue: A New Shirt... response #2 by flvegan The Lounge, March 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7545614 OP by anigbrowl: Good god. What a complete tool GDP, March 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4962928 OP by CreekDog: Is Hillary Clinton a monster? GDP, March 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4973880 OP excerpt by EarlG: The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No 328, 1) John McCain and George W. Bush Editorials & Other Articles, March 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x344276 On a thread by walldude: Corpses For Obama! Register here! response #1 by Swamp Rat GDP, March 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5013533 On a thread by madmunchie: Hillary gains 2%!!!!!!!!!!! response #20 by Swamp Rat GDP, March 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5027734 OP by SoCalDem: Everybody who thinks Condi should go to jail GD, March 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3003577 On a thread by Swamp Rat: Lakotah Unilateral Withdrawal from All Agreements and Treaties with the United States of America response #39 by Swamp Rat GD, March 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3005710 OP by EOO: I just found the perfect picture to describe GD:P The Lounge, March 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7565196 |
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| 16. I luvs my DUzys |
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Fri Mar-14-08 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
| 17. We may have to retire Swamp Rat's jersey!!. . . n/t |
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Fri Mar-14-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
| 18. DUzy night! |
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Fri Mar-14-08 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
| 19. Hey JeffR - I've been Diebolded on this thread... |
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Fri Mar-14-08 10:54 PM Response to Reply #19 |
| 21. DU was glitchy for me earlier tonight |
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Fri Mar-14-08 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
| 20. Thank you Jeff! |
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Fri Mar-14-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
| 22. Woohoo! I won! |
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Fri Mar-14-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
| 23. YESSSS! VERY proud DUzy winner here! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
| 24. I regret to inform you that I may be unable to submit any more nominations from GDP |
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Sat Mar-15-08 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
| 25. Congrats every Duzy winner...I just have one complaint... |
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Sat Mar-15-08 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
| 26. Another hot, fresh DUzy... |
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Good job as usual, Jeff!
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Sat Mar-15-08 02:17 AM Response to Original message |
| 27. Intelligent and witty DUzy comedians, as expected but I think they out did themselves this week! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
| 28. Late Saturday morning kick! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 05:46 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 33. Aaaaaand, an early Saturday evening kick... (nt) |
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 34. Scarletwoman is my favorite DU'er! Scarletwoman for President! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:38 PM Response to Reply #34 |
| 37. Happy Pagan Fertility Symbol Day to you and yours as well! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 39. Yer on! And, here's a little something to remember me by: |
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Sat Mar-15-08 07:05 PM Response to Reply #39 |
| 40. Oh. My. Gawd. |
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Sat Mar-15-08 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
| 29. keeek |
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Sat Mar-15-08 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
| 30. Yay! K and R |
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Sat Mar-15-08 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 31. You like me! You really like me! |
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Sat Mar-15-08 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
| 32. I was feeling bad, hadn't got a duzy for a while. Need to get into GD-P more often. |
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
| 35. MY FOURTH DUZY!!!!! "Spitzer Schtuppes a Shicksa! "3 Times fast! |
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:loveya: :hi::grouphug::yourock::applause:
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
| 36. Cool, two weeks in a row. |
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Sat Mar-15-08 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
| 38. The Easter thread alone had me howling |
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Sun Mar-16-08 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
| 41. Kick for the night crew... |
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Sun Mar-16-08 11:26 AM Response to Reply #41 |
| 42. Kick for getting the nasty taste of the Sunday morning talking heads shows out of our mouths. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 43. Kick. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #43 |
| 44. Well, it's about damn time you showed up here. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 03:35 PM Response to Reply #44 |
| 45. All y'all are already bought and paid-for. |
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Sun Mar-16-08 03:41 PM Response to Reply #45 |
| 46. Okay, but don't you want to recruit helpers? |
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Sun Mar-16-08 04:50 PM Response to Reply #46 |
| 47. Do you really mean to tell me that you've already forgotten? |
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Sun Mar-16-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #47 |
| 48. Oh dear. Yes, of course I remember. |
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