50 Suggestions For John McCain's VP Pick

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WARREN BUFFET. World's richest man can't hurt, in case the campaign needs a loan. Or the country.
JAMES EARL JONES. The most trusted voice in show business.
DAN QUAYLE. Knows the drill.
ED MCMAHON. Knows the drill AND he knows the intro: "Here's Joohhhnyyyyyy."
RONALD REAGAN. Quit pussyfooting around. It's what the base wants. Who cares if he's dead? How much less animated is that from his second term?
JEB BUSH. Ups the Bush streak to seven of last eight GOP tickets.
JOE LIEBERMAN. Invests campaign with bipartisan spin. Also returns "Joementum to national lexicon.
KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON. Takes "woman" thing out of play.
CINDY MCCAIN. Takes "woman" thing out of play, and keeps it in the family.
COLIN POWELL. Takes "black" thing out of play.
CONDOLEEZZA RICE. Takes "woman and black" things out of play.
GEORGE CLOONEY. Takes "woman" thing out of play.
JOAN RIVERS. Takes "old" thing out of play. "Woman" thing still in play.
LARRY KING. Takes "old" and "woman" things out of play.
ANDY ROONEY. Really takes "old" thing out of play. No, really.
ALAN GREENSPAN. Wasn't everything a whole lot better when he was in charge? And takes "old" thing out of play.
MARY CHENEY. Takes "lesbian" and "unwed mother" things out of play.
DICK CHENEY. What the hell. Something to be said for continuity.
FRED THOMPSON. Throws a bone to the conservative wing and makes candidate appear vibrant.
REGIS PHILBIN. A touch of Hollywood. Old Hollywood, but Hollywood nonetheless.
MIKE HUCKABEE. Plays popular former governor of Arkansas card.
RUDY GIULIANI. Sop to huge pro- choice, pro- gay rights, pro- gun control wing of the GOP. Not to mention NEW YORK.
HILLARY CLINTON. Wants it so bad, she'd cross the aisle for death- watch slot.
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG. Independents? You want independents? We got your independents right here.
MIA HAMM. Soccer Moms? You want soccer moms? We got your soccer moms right here.
DALE EARNHARDT JR. NASCAR dads? You want NASCAR dads? We got your NASCAR dads right here.
RON PAUL. Two words. Texas Dammit.
TOM CRUISE. Scientologists are to Republicans what vegans are to hippies.
ADMIRAL STOCKDALE. Because America loves second chances.
CHUCK NORRIS. Locks down Huckabee contingent and firms up "Total Kick Ass" presidential ticket.
ELIOT SPITZER Because America loves second chances.
THE VERIZON "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" GUY. Brings huge network with him.
PAT ROBERTSON. You want to suck up to the Christian Right. Then suck up to the Christian Right.
MITT ROMNEY. Just to exploit the incredible chemistry between the two.
CHER. Campaign will never suffer from lack of wigs.
BRETT FAVRE. Terrific name recognition. Needs a job. Sews up Wisconsin and Mississippi.
JOHN MADDEN. Who doesn't love John Madden? Brings total telestrator dominance to ticket.
KEIFER SUTHERLAND. What right winger doesn't love Jack Bauer? Torture question becomes moot.
TED WILLIAMS' HEAD. Future focused. Travel costs slashed. Low maintenance.
RUSH LIMBAUGH. If you can't beat them, conjoin them.
WILLIE NELSON. You have any idea of what percentage of this country smokes pot?
SNOOP DOG. Puts the shasizzle back in the campaignizzle.
STEPHEN HAWKING. Not American born. But who would quibble with smartest man in the world?
DONALD TRUMP. Makes everyone look humanoid in comparison.
SONNY VON BULOW. Like Terry Shiavo, only alive. And rich.
KARL ROVE. Assassination insurance.
DONALD RUMSFELD. See Karl Rove.
NEWT GINGRICH. See Karl Rove.
JACK KEVORKIAN. Looking to enter politics and makes top of the ticket lovable and youthful and animated. Also, see Karl Rove.
G. GORDON LIDDY. Because there comes a time when every president needs a human firewall.

[YDogg]

1. I'd veep Cindy McCain.

Just sayin'.

[Radio_Lady]

7. Since when is "veep" a verb????

:sarcasm:

[scarface2004]

2. where to you find time for this??

frickin hilarious.

[Radio_Lady]

8. frickin wonderful to make time to laugh -- i'm retired...and it's Saturday.

what's your excuse? :sarcasm:

Cordially,

RL

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3. Brittany Spears, so people will finally watch some political news.

[Radio_Lady]

9. Asparagus Spears, so people will get an extra vegetable.

[orleans]

4. stephan king

it would put scary out in the open

[Radio_Lady]

11. Might I add that he is NOT the brother of John King or Larry King,

but did HE change his name from something else?

[taught_me_patience]

5. Oliver North

gets the facists in the Republican party salivating.

[Radio_Lady]

10. Is he the guy who said, "Go west, young man... " ?

Maybe he should take that advice.

No plane...

No boat...

Just west...

[Radio_Lady]

6. PARCHE... just because this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks...

Luv ya!

Radio Lady

[Radio_Lady]

12. 50 Ways to Kick This Post to the top of GD where it belongs!

I got it from the DUzy page, where else?