Caption * and Mc*

[Kadie]

President Bush welcomes Republican presidential nominee-in-waiting, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., Wednesday, March 5, 2008, at the North Portico of the White House in Washington.
(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. A little vaseline and this won't hurt at all.

[Kikosexy2]

20. Don'cha...

worry...Jeb, Jim Baker and all my buddies got you set to steal this election...Fox News is set as well....you just keep up my agendas...and we won't cause unfortunate accidents...heheheehe....

[Mabus]

2. "Heh, heh. Finallly got my mandate from the 2000 election"

:eyes:

[lpbk2713]

3. "Come on in. I'll introduce you to my friends at the telcos."

[LibDemAlways]

4. Do you think your lobbyist friend would be

up for a threesome?

[golddigger]

5. Heh, heh, let me show you how to rub bald headed dudes. Heh, heh....

[underpants]

6. do you like Gladiator movies?

[Mabus]

9. I need to get my husband a new keyboard

because I just :spray: it with coffee.

[Sabriel]

7. "We have a lot in common...you were tortured and I did some torturing."

(Skull and Bones, anyone?)

[Fridays Child]

8. Here's a closer look. I think the photo speaks for itself...

[Kadie]

11. * thinks something is real funny - another pic

[lpbk2713]

13. Dumbya is checking to see if Mac is 'wired' too.

[Johonny]

10. How's your illegitimate black kid doing?

[liberal N proud]

12. Well John, You have kissed my ass for 7 1/2 years, now it's your turn

[nykym]

14. Isn't that the door

the housekeeping staff uses?

[AzDar]

15. "Diebold will take care of everything, Johnny. Four more wars!"

[L. Coyote]

16. $100 million will buy you an election. Interested? I need some retirement cash.

[MiniMe]

17. Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Tweet

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

18. Heh John, wanna go up for a quickie?

[Amonester]

19. "Let's go eat cake like the good ol' time when thousands died" - smirk

[Swamp Rat]

21. Here ya go:

:D