Crawford Pig Farm Photo Gallery: The War President warmly encourages you to kiss his fake Texan ass

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[lapfog_1]

1. Does Laura let him out of the house dressed that way!

Good god. Dress slacks, sport jacket that looks to be 2 sizes too big, dress shirt, no tie, loafers, AND THAT western belt buckle about the size of a rodeo prize! With the pResidential seal!

What a moron. No self respecting cowboy would dress that way.

[TomInTib]

5. I was going to post the same thing.

Having spent 50 years of my life in the Great State (my family arrived in what is now Angelina County in 1630), anyone dressed like that would have been laughed out of town.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Did he shave himself with the curling iron? Again?

WTH is that mark on his throat?

[asjr]

3. He is bowlegged but I don't

believe riding horses did it. He inherited it from his crooked mother.

[Zookeeper]

6. It's all part of his act...

I'm sure some consultant was paid big bucks to teach him to walk like that.

[Zookeeper]

4. I've heard the cowboy is planning to move to a condo in Dallas...

when he leaves the White House and doesn't have to play dress-up on the ranch anymore.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Laura wants to move uptown

She was saying that in 2004, in case Junior didn't win.

The upside is that it proves Junior's premise regarding war criminals: If you want to hunt them down, follow the money.

:evilgrin:

[RC]

9. That would be nice. Living in Dallas that is. Easier to arrest him for his war crimes then.

Paraguay can be a bit of a hassle.

[DinahMoeHum]

8. You know what some of us call those belt buckles ??

Tombstones For Dead Dicks.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. And you may find yourself in a beautiful White House, with a Joker-like wife

And we may ask ourselves-well...how did you get there?

Letting the days go by/let the SCOTUS hold us down.
Letting the days go by/posting to the Underground
Into the blue shirt again/after our moneys gone
Once in a lifecrime/posting to the Underground.

[Zookeeper]

12. ....

:thumbsup:

[bulloney]

11. His teeth look like they're rotting in that second picture.