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Welcome to the glorious, glamorous, gleeful DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from last week on DU. Congratulations to last week's winners! Next Friday's DUzy Awards will cover weeks ending February 8 and February 15. Previous awards can be found in my journal.
Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. Special thanks to Viva_La_Revolution, unhappycamper, Peake, stellanoir, calimary, Kurovski, Tuesday Afternoon, mcscajun, bicentennial_baby, havocmom, CaliforniaPeggy, CC, eridani, opiate69, Southpawkicker, underpants, bleever, SeattleGirl, scarletwoman, BleedingHeartPatriot, hootinholler and NanceGreggs for their invaluable assistance with this edition. On a thread by Not Me: Recommendations please...Is there another DU-type forum that is more civil? I am really tired of this place of late. response #3 by havocmom: Fluffbunny Underground?I will refrain from using the abbreviated name for the place. Some people insist on taking it wrong. response #6 by BushDespiser12: Platitudes R Us?Right down the hall from Banal's Boredom Blog response #8 by waiting for hope: There is Little Pony Princess Parkdown the street - where they lick lollipops all day and frolic around the carousel. I hear there is a long line to get in, apparently the Republicans are trying to hide. response #11 by OPERATIONMINDCRIME: "I HATE YOU ALL"... "But Before I Go, Can You Help Me Out A Sec?"GD, January 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2767037 On a thread by in_cog_ni_to: RUH ROH! Breaking on CNN...It looks like Drew Peterson's wife's body may have been foundresponse #14 by melody: Mama don't let your babies grow up to marry PetersonsScott Peterson ... check Michael Peterson ... check Drew Peterson ... check response #17 by in_cog_ni_to: Scary, isn't it? And the wives...Stacey and Lacy. If your name is Traceyand your last name is Peterson, WATCH YOUR BACK! :scared: response #23 by Bicoastal: Oscar Peterson never killed his wife......although he did marry 4 times. response #24 by melody: I did once hear Oscar Peterson come close to murdering a Bill Evans piece, but that's not the sameThe pattern is a trifle disturbing. GD, January 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2767517 On a thread by Magic Rat: Spy Satellite Has Lost Power, Could Hit Earth By Late Feb., or Marchresponse #8 by DavidD: Oh, no! Saddam could attack us while we're blind!With all those WMDs! Which he must have taken with him, which is why we can't find them. response #17 by calimary: Oh didn't you hear? huckabee spilled the beans at the debate the othernight. Saddam had all those WMD hidden by the Easter Bunny. :eyes: response #19 by DavidD: Not the Eids bunny?response #10 by AchtungToddler: I hate to be such a hypochondriacbut I just know this thing has my name on it. response #12 by dweller: cooli was just gonna ask what it was named. And see below for a Special Visual Achievement award from this thread.
LBN, January 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3157828 OP by WilliamPitt: ARGH!!! AGGG!!! GAAAAHH!!! YAARRGGHH!!! ARG! ARG! ARG! ARG! ARG! ARG! ARG! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!What? Oh, nothing. Just trying to get into the GD-P groove. Fuck you. You suck. You lie. Your candidate is scum. You eat kittens. And poop. Arg. ;) :hi: response #20 by 11 Bravo: Sorry, dude. That's WAY too reasonable and nuanced to fit in here.GD, January 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4219709 OP by FlyingSquirrel: My State of the Union CHECK LIST, By *Words to try and include: Assassins Battle Biological (no, never mind. Just go with Nuclear.) Blackmail Capture Chemical (no, Nuclear. But keep saying it Nukular.) Courage Danger, Dangerous (Use this a lot) Dark Defeat Defend, Defense Democracy Destruction Elections Enemy, Enemies (Use this a lot too) Evil (This too) Extremists Fear Fight Freedom (Use this at least 5 times. Maybe 10.) Gratitude Hatred Homeland Honor Hostage Iran (Make a big deal about this. It's gonna be big this spring.) Isolating Justice Kill Liberty (America's) Liberation (For those other poor suckers) Mass (Destruction, Murder... mix 'em up) Military Murderous Nuclear (Nukular! Don't let 'em win on this one.) Outlaw Protect Regime Sacrifice Secure, Security (Use with Homeland) Slaughter Strategy Surrender Terror Terrorist, Terrorists (The more the better) Threat, Threats (Use with Terrorist) Thugs Troops Tyranny (Don't use Musharraf in same sentence) Ultimate Uniform Victory Violent War Weapons Win, Winning Oh yeah... Domestic crap. Tax Relief, Rebate, Etc. (Make a really big deal about this one) Cut Deficit in Half (snort!) Health Savings Accounts, Private Health Care/Insurance No Child Left Behind Protect the Institution of Marriage Seniors/Prescription Drugs Help Small Businesses Social Security/Medicare/Medicaid (Don't say you want to get rid of them!) Somewhere near the end: God Bless Providence Prayers (Those ones'll be easy to remember) response #20 by 11 Bravo: Sorry, dude. That's WAY too reasonable and nuanced to fit in here.GD, January 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2768406 OP by sniffa: BREAKING: Jesus Christ to return to Earth to endorse ObamaBREAKING: Jesus Christ to return to Earth to endorse ObamaThe King of Kings to endorse Obama on Tuesday at a rally in Branson. Critics play down the value of the endorsement. By Sniffa Published: January 27, 2008 Branson, MO - Stunning news from the Kingdom of Heaven, as Jesus has announced his long awaited return to Earth; though not to begin the Revelations, but to throw his considerable weight behind the candidacy of Barrack Obama, the Junior Senator from Illinois in his hard fought battle against Hillary Clinton for the Presidency. The endorsement is a major coup for the Obama campaign, as the Huckabee camp had been actively seeking the Lord's backing. Reached for comment, Governor Huckabee congratulated the Senator on the endorsement, but then went on to question whether this was the one and true, Jesus, further ratcheting up the vitriol in an already, increasingly negative campaign. "If one takes a look at where the endorsement is going to take place - Branson - one has to seriously question whether this is really the true Jesus, or is it the Mormon Jesus" said Huckabee. "And as I'm sure I don't need to remind you, Mormon Jesus is the brother of Satan. That's not a potato sack I wish to climb into." The Clinton campaign was also quick to dismiss the endorsement. In a conference call with reporters, Chief Clinton strategist Mark Penn questioned whether the endorsement would make much of a difference. "Look, when you take a step back and look at the big picture, this endorsement doesn't mean that much," opined Penn. "Polling trends have shown that church attendance have been on the wane for decades. And I'd also like to point out that Barrack Hussein Obama has claimed that this race is about the past versus the future. Well you can't get more in the past than 33 A.D." Mark Penn went on to compare the Son of God unfavorably to Senator John Kerry's unsuccessful bid for the White House in 2004. "Look, it doesn't surprise me that Jesus and Kerry have both decided to join the Obama camp," said Penn. "In 2004, Kerry didn't fight back against the swift boating, and Jesus didn't fight back against the Romans when they crucified him. You can expect the same response from Obama when the right wing smear machine gets going. Senator Clinton is the only candidate with the proven track record of fighting back." The Obama campaign plans to release a statement later today. Sniffa is a contributing writer to Democratic Underground.GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4235844 OP by Peregrine Took: I'm going to be really p*ssed at any Democrat I see cheering tomorrownight - even the merest HINT of clapping, grinning, nodding, standing, cheering, (shudder..) hand shaking will be duly noted and concomitant disgust recorded in my notebook for future reference. response #1 by IanDB1: You're either with the pResident, or you're with the switchgrass and animal-human hybrids. n/tresponse #4 by rpannier: Speaking as the leader of the "Switchgrass-Animal-Human Hybrid" lobbyI will cheer wildly. But only if the supporter of our lobby wins. I always thought the president was an "Animal-Humid hybrid." He gets his looks from a chimpanzee, his brains from the starfish (which have none), his charisma from a hippo and his people skills from a Komodo dragon. GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2775223 Poll question by faygokid: Some viewing alternatives for State of the Union Monday: What's your poison?Assuming no one here is interested in listening to any more lies from the chimp, and can't take another "speech" consisting of saber-rattling about "nukular" weapons, I am listing - as a public service - some other TV viewing options. Your choice and why? :bluebox: Bravo: Make Me a Supermodel :bluebox: USA: WWE Monday Night Raw :bluebox: Travel: Bizarre Foods :bluebox: E!: Girls Next Door :bluebox: Unimundo: Zona de Impacto :bluebox: CNN Headline News: Glenn Beck :bluebox: ESPN 2: 1996 football Colts vs. Steelers :bluebox: MTV 2: Pimp My Ride :bluebox: What, are the bars closed or something? :bluebox: Other response #8 by Tierra_y_Libertad: Dracula playing "God Bless America" on a blackborard with his teeth would be less painful.And, his pronunciation would be better. At press time, "Other" was winning with 52% of the votes.
GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2774233 OP by hiaasenrocks: IF John McCain were to ever win the presidency....here's how the oath of office would sound: "My friends, I do solemnly swear, my dear friends, that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and, my friends, I will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, my friends."I'm a political junkie, so I watch almost everything from every candidate on C-SPAN, but I think I'm going to have to stop watching McCain because he says "my friends" about every 20th word. Anyway, just some lighthearted fun on a Sunday night, MY FRIENDS. GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4238179 On a thread by Rosemary2205: Does anyone know what is wrong with Rudy??The last Republican debate at least 5 times the camera caught him making this really weird grimacy face. Big bug eyes and a grimace. I saw it again today on CNN at some speech in Florida... response #7 by Starbucks Anarchist: He thought of 9/11 and was trying to stifle an erection.GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4233835 On a thread by Oeditpus Rex: Why must we ALL suffer because a few must foul their own nest?response #2 by Redstone: Talking about GD:Primaries, right? Hey, it's best to go in there, have a bit of fun withthe fanatic venom-spitters (and pick up a stalker or two like I did tonight), and leave. It's nothing worth getting upset about. response #3 by Oeditpus Rex: That's not what I meanI won't deal with them unless it's to toss a coupla spitballs, so that's no problem. I meant that every time there's a debate or a primary, we go to Level Fuckstick, and all the people I've ignored for so long are suddenly in my face again. :grr: The Lounge, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7399588 OP by alcibiades_mystery: *******I WILL NOW PRETEND TO HAVE JUST MADE UP MY MIND!!!!*****For a long time, I struggled with the candidates. Who to choose, who to choose? What a dilemma. Then, I settled on somebody. This was a few weeks ago, maybe even a few months. In order to perfectly time my support, however, I have decided to announce only today, and I will furthermore pretend that I just came to this decision based on the bad actions of other DU posters, because that's the kind of passive aggressive douchebaggery I traffic in. Supporters of Candidate X have been atrocious, and their behavior has pushed me to my fake decision, which I now announce LOUDLY, with lots of stars and stuff*********, just to make good and sure that the offending supporters know they caused it, and feel bad about themselves!!!! How ya feeling now, offending supporters? It's all your friggin' fault, you big nasty babies!!!!*********** Supporters of Candidate X, furthermore, have offended my age group and gender and race and hair color and toothpaste brand to a point that defies common decency. Here are some more stars: *********. And some additional typographical symbols that indicate disdain////////. They are lower than snailshit, and it's all their fault that everybody on my block in Chicago is voting against their candidate, HARRRUMPH! Furthermore, I will now proceed to place smiley symbols and general chest-puffery indicating that my age group will reign supreme in the end, because that's how I roll, kiddos, and you're about to get a taste of it, ya hear?This is how we do in my generation: :spank: BooYAH! ************************* More stars!!!! Now I will pretend to end this fake sudden decision announcement with some more self-righteous fakery, that's all about me and my people overcoming great odds and the very nasty nasty nasty threads of Candidate X's supporters, who don't know what they're in for now that I'M in the game supporting CANDIDATE Y. Yizzzzzzzooooooooooo! GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4235200 OP by fenriswolf: I've figured out Lee Mercer, Jr.Like many of you I never really got Lee mercer. Some poor man with some mild delusions and a very bad hold of grammar was running for president. Big deal. Yeah it was kinda funny in a sad sort of way. But for some reason over the past couple weeks my thoughts drift off and think about this guy. just who is lee mercer jr? He is a man who is driven to be president. He is a man who has gotten sick of the stupid incompetent idiots that are fucking up our great country and has decided to do something about it. He has seen whats going on, the facade year after year and he's tired of just voting. Goddamit he knows how it should be run and so he's running. Ladies and gentlemen, lee mercer jr is ..... you and me. That's right he is you and me. Lee mercer is the spirit inside all of us, even though we may be inadaquate to the task still know deep down inside "Hell I could do a much better job then those A-Holes in office" Lee mercer jr for president. Cause we all wanna be president. response #1 by Mythsaje: Hell...not me. I just want to CHOOSE the next President. n/tresponse #7 by hfojvt: But since Lee Mercer is not me, I cannot support himThe next best thing to me as President is somebody like me. What I am like? I'm far more like John Edwards than I am like Lee Mercer. John Edwards is smart. John Edwards cares about the poor and working classes. John Edwards is stunningly good looking. See? Just like me. Well, okay, two out of three, but that ain't bad. GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2772684 On a thread by PlanetBev: Well, I graduated high school forty years ago tonight and....I can still recognize myself...I sure as hell wish I could say the same for America. I miss the good old days when journalists had a little integrity, when there was no such thing as Fox News, when people stood up to the government, when protests scared The White House, and when the media weren't obedient lap dogs. For those of you of a certain age, what do you miss? :hippie: response #2 by Tuesday Afternoon: I think I miss my mind the most:D response #5 by adsosletter: pretty much everything......including my hair. :D GD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2775999 On a thread by andyrowe: Shrub's Last SOTU Address!response #4 by Diane R: I predict he won't use a single word longer than 3 syllables, or a sentence longer than 7 words.response #6 by Swamp Rat: I predict he will say some FOUR-syllable words.I also predict he will make us wish he only used two-syllable words. :D To raise the stakes, I predict he will say (in a nasal, fake Texas accent) the words: Edjukayshun, nukular, and ninah'levin. :dunce: response #5 by BlueStater: I predict I'll continue my proud tradition of not watching it n/tresponse #11 by deacon: I have my Not Watching Tree up and decorated already. n/tGD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2776231 On a thread by RamboLiberal: Huckster mocks Mittens removing skin from KFC"Mitt Romney took a stop off the trail Saturday, and shared a meal with his traveling press corps. The food? Colonel Sanders’ fried chicken, and biscuits. Romney, known for his healthy eating habits, however, pulled off the skin. For some Southerners, a culinary faux pas..." Today, FNC asked Huckabee, how he as a Southerner, and someone who is also known for his healthy diet (Huckabee famously lost 110 pounds) eats the calorically-colossal, but Southern gastronomic mainstay... '... any Southerner knows that if you’re not gonna eat the skin, don’t bother with calling it fried chicken,' Huckabee said through a smile... Huckabee said it reminded him of an event when he was a graduate student in San Antonio. President Gerald Ford, in what is now famously part of political folklore, ate a tamale with its corn husk still on it, which is comparable to eating a blue crab, or lobster without taking off its shell..." response #2 by Buzz Clik: I'm shocked. First the Dems, now the GOP -- playing the skin card.:wow: response #46 by havocmom: In Mitt's defense: If one doesn't pull the skin off KFC meatone risks a fur ball GD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2778952 OP by Philosoraptor: My fellow Americans, I killed your sons & daughters to make my buddies richer.I've ordered the deaths of over half a million innocent Iraq men, women and children so that my dad and dick cheney could retire with even more billions in the bank, I've decreed over 4000 soldiers into their graves IN VAIN, and I've got the whole fucking world pissed off at America forever. Also, our economy is on the brink of disaster, and the price of oil is higher than ever, thanks to the people who write my speeches. But all these dead soldiers and dead Iraqis and all the dead in Afghanistan have been worth it, because me and dick are really raking it in, huge profits, we are absolutely swimming in cash every day, seriously, we are making profits like you wouldn't believe, so thanks for offering your sons and daughters for such a noble cause. I can promise however, that even more soldiers will have to die in vain, because no matter how many trillions in profits we war profiteers make off all this misery, it's just never enough, really, we just want more and more and more till you've all been bled dry, that's how little we give a fuck about you all. I will soon plan my retirement, and multi-million dollar library, and I will hire hacks to re-write my legacy of failure and greed and mass murder, and I will get away with it all, Scott free, as if I were some sort of a hero instead of the biggest asshole and idiot that ever wasted a breath. Future republican liars and revisionists will recall the 8 years of my presidency as the greatest years ever for America, they'll say that I saved all of you from terrorists, that I made America safe again, that I've brought democracy to the middle east once and for all, and they'll say that I was really a swell guy. So in conclusion my fellow Americans, fuck all of you, I got mine, and now I'm packing it up and retiring in baronial splendor to Kennebunkport, Maine on the heavily guarded bush crime family compound. Thanks for all your money and sacrifices, now go eat shit and die. And may God continue to bless America. And see below for a Special Visual Achievement award from this thread.
GD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2776386 On a thread by morgan2: the butt is a sexual organ"The Federal Communications Commission is proposing to fine ABC $1.4 million for airing in 2003 between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m. an NYPD Blue episode showing a woman's buttocks. The details are in this Notice of Apparent Liability for Forfeiture¹. According to the FCC, the episode violated its decency regulations because it depicts 'sexual or excretory organs or activities'. In response to ABC's argument that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, the ruling states: 'Although ABC argues, without citing any authority, that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, we reject this argument, which runs counter to both case law and common sense...'" response #7 by rucky: They're also considering blurring out...mouths, sheep, knotholes in trees, vaccuum hoses, stray socks, electrical outlets, cucumbers, longnecks, pool cues, bicycles without seats, hamsters, duct tape, sofa cushions, garden hoses, washing machines in the spin cycle, jello molds and bagels. response #8 by shain from kane: Warm apple pies.response #9 by rucky: What are you, some kind of sick pervert?:evilgrin: response #25 by zorahopkins: Butt, Butt........Butt, is this the best we can expect from the seat of government? response #29 by alfredo: Sitting down turns me on big time.GD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2778537 On a thread by Earth_First: I am so fuc*ing sick of the consumer being blamed for the recession!response #2 by Kutjara: Of course the consumer is to blame.After all, our entire economy is based on the principle of transforming precious, non-renewable natural resources into festive cocktail umbrellas. After the capitalists have gone to all the trouble of making the latest and greatest new and improved turnip-twaddler, it is the consumer's sworn duty to buy same, regardless of utility or need. Failure to do so is disloyalty tantamount to treason. Every piece of crap that is produced must be bought. It's the American way. Honestly, this is so basic. Weren't you paying attention in primary school? response #3 by Earth_First: No. I was too busy being indoctrinated. n/tresponse #5 by Kutjara: OK, you're forgiven. Now go out and buy something. n/tGD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2780492 OP by Bicoastal: Ohmigod, I totally saw Barack and Hillary kissing after the SOTU.At first, I saw Hillary looking at him, and he was like, not looking at her, and I was like, ohmigod--soooo rude! And then she came up to me later, and was like "Why didn't he didn't shake my hand? I'm freaking sooooo bad!" and I was like--"Hillary, you deserve WAY better." So then I went up to Barack and told her what she said, and he was like "Huh? I didn't even see her." And I was like, "you totally did." And he was like, "Nu-uh." And I was like, "Yu-huh!" And he was like "Just now? While I was shaking hands with Claire McCaskill?" And I was like "Ewwwww....you like her?" But, later, they must have sorted it all out, because I was waiting outside for my dad to pick me up...and they were totally making out outside of the gym, right next to the soda machine. For. Reals. Honest--I saw the WHOLE THING! GDP, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4259508 OP by JVS: Ye be no gallant knight, Barack. Know ye not that when a lady proffereth her hand, ye shall kyss it?Fie upon ye and your coarse and uncourtly manner. response #3 by sfexpat2000: And yer gorse and yer unseemly downcast eyen.lol response #5 by CreekDog: I don't know what that means, but I totally agree:rofl: response #6 by ErnestoG: But soft, what smell of far dung from my pants do breaketh?lol GDP, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4260395 OP by ocelot: I've been over in GD-P hiding "handshake" threadsbut it's like playing Whack-A-Mole; no matter how many of them you shoot down, more keep popping up. Have all those people been drinking battery acid? response #3 by chimpsrsmarter: at this point it could be anything, "OMG did you see the lint on Obama, Hillary put it there!""Omg did you see the run in Hillary's nylons, that was Obama!". response #7 by DS1: Whatever keeps those lunatics from climbing tall buildings armed with riflesis fine with me. Seriously, I think DU will prevent at least one mass shooting just because some total nutter fuck is venting his/her rage in GD-P. The Lounge, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7407131 OP by RiverStone: When someone complains about too many threads on (insert topic) by starting another thread....What is that called? :shrug: There must by some psychological syndrome named after it. response #2 by Hissyspit: Redundancy Tautology Syndrome Syndromeresponse #11 by OPERATIONMINDCRIME: What... Plain Simple 'Stupidity' Won't Do?I dunno. Works for me. GD, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2786095 On a thread by jonnywishbone97: Giuliani Prepares to Exit, Back McCainresponse #1 by Old Crusoe: Here's your hat, Rudy. The door's over there -- to your Far Right.response #8 by Warren Stupidity: Asshat quits. News at 9-11.response #21 by bleever: I'll jump to Rudy's endorsement tomorrow:"The bad news is, we've decided that the time has come for this particular campaign to end. The good news is: fanatic Islamist radicals still want to kill us all. Keep hope alive; keep hope alive." LBN, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3161391 OP by DianeG5385: Jack in the Box got more votes than Burger KingWhat's that all about? Burger King is flame broiled for God's sake!!! response #2 by maddiejoan: Ya know what pisses me off?No press coverage for Wendy's. Maybe America just isn't ready for a square patty. And see below for a Special Visual Achievement award from this thread.
GDP, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4281637 On a thread by BrentTaylor: Mittens: "One of my two regrets in life, is not serving in the Military"response #1 by The_Casual_Observer: What's the other regret? That he's pissed away more moneyon this campaign than a whole town of people earn in a lifetime? response #10 by ruggerson: "The other is leaving the planet Kolob before the summer was over"response #28 by Ravy: He went to see Gigli. ntresponse #16 by calimary: Yeah, I'm sure you would have loved getting one of your legs shot off,Mr. Men's Wearhouse... GDP, January 31, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4307686
On a thread by Kadie:
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response #2 by FSogol
response #11 by OPERATIONMINDCRIME
response #18 by helderheid
response #25 by MisterP
GD, January 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2765578
On a thread by Magic Rat:
Spy Satellite Has Lost Power, Could Hit Earth By Late Feb., or March
response #13 by Zenlitened
LBN, January 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3157828
OP by alfredo:
New Rudy cartoon
GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2774399
OP by Husb2Sparkly:
Stinky The Clown's the State of The Union Liefest Prebuttal
GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2775297
OP by BeatleBoot:
Celebrity Look Alikes: Mitt Romney and Guy Smiley
GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4237162
On a thread by eppur_se_muova:
The hunt for the world's war criminals (BBC) {grim reading}
response #1 by TahitiNut
GD, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2772403
On a thread by bidenista:
JOHN MCCAIN caption competition
response #3 by chimpsrsmarter
response #4 by wienerdoggie
response #5 by jimshoes
responses #9 & #10 by Mother Of Four
GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4237773
OP by CorpGovActivist:
I Love This DUsfunctional Family!
GDP, January 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4241545
On a thread by Philosoraptor:
My fellow Americans, I killed your sons & daughters to make my buddies richer.
response #1 by Swamp Rat
GD, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2776386
OP by EarlG:
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 322: 1) Fred Thompson, 9) Chuck Norris & 10) Sylvester Stallone
Editorials & Other Articles, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x334565
OP by texas1928:
Your basic post.
The Lounge, January 28, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7404889
OP by ocelot:
New Government Health Warning:
The Lounge, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7407577
On a thread by DianeG5385:
Jack in the Box got more votes than Burger King
response #16 by Aviation Pro
GDP, January 29, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4281637
OP by SoCalDem:
Judi's Rudy Tootie, Whipped & Kicked in the Booty
GD, January 30, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2790153
OP by no name no slogan:
I'm sorry, but America is NOT ready for a colored President
GDP, January 30, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4304309
OP by originalpckelly:
IM ON YUR BALLOTZ...SPOILLUN YUR ELECTIUNZ
GD, January 31, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2798212
OP by Botany:
Stunning ..... Latest Polls show major movement
GD, February 1, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2805112
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