Barf Alert: George W. Bush is SO like Abraham Lincoln

[Submariner]

Evidently Fox Noise has developed a phony propaganda turd to go into the film archives of history to show future generations what a great pretzeldent he was, and how he is/was so much like Abraham Lincoln.

I guarantee you'll love the; "Bush is already known for giving some of the most eloquent and visionary speeches ever delivered by an American President, just like the Gettysburg Address!" part.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/03/fox-news-documentary-george-w-bush-is-so-like-abraham-lincoln/

My question; where in the history books does it show that Lincoln, endowed with unearned legacy degrees from 2 of the country's most famous educational institutions, was a druggie alcoholic with fried brain cells who went AWOL and screwed up everything he touches? And did Lincoln channel George Washington like Bush thinks he channels Lincoln?

Fox must be retarded.

[Zynx]

1. I would say something, but I need to run to my bathroom to vomit my colon up.

[MikeNearMcChord]

2. If Lincoln was Bush, we would be speaking Confederate

now.:crazy:

[Libby2]

3. Yeah.....dead.

[nightrider767]

4. I think it's an interesting project...

Take a pig, clean it up. Comb it's hair, teach it to walk erect. Give it a tux with tails and a top-hat and see if you can pass it off as Lincoln.

Just when you think you've seen and heard it all..

We're quickly beginning to match Chinese with their level of propaganda and revisionism.

[trusty elf]

5. Somehow "Honest Shrub" doesn't roll off the tongue

like "Honest Abe" does.

:shrug:

[Dawggie]

6. Hell, they did the same thing with Ronnie and it worked,

why not try it with Dumbya.

That is amazing. The guy can't string two sentences together coherently.

[Virginia Dare]

9. Let the rewriting of history begin...

if anything the shrub is only going to look worse through the historical lense. He deludes himself, but who can blame him with all of those sycophants sucking his ass everyday. Condi sounded like she was talking about one of her Kindergarten students or something...:rofl:

[lpbk2713]

7. So typical of Faux ....

to just gloss over the fact that Shit-for-Brains is the worst rated President EVER.

[WinkyDink]

8. I'll buy him a theatre ticket.

[trusty elf]

10. Gee, from now on Felonious Monkey could be known as

Shrubraham Missing Lincoln

[LynnTheDem]

11. rotflmao!!!

Talk about jumping the shark, LOL!

[lurky]

12. They're already starting the rehabilitation of his image.

And he's not even out of office!

With Nixon, they waited 20 years before they started pushing all this "Nixon was actually a great president" crap. I guess they are getting an early start because they know they have so much more work to do with GW.

[hisownpetard]

13. HHHA HAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHHAHH HAAAAHHHHA AAAAAAAA.

:puke:

[Jack Rabbit]

14. Satire is dead. FoxNews killed it.

nt.

[Johonny]

15. Lincoln

Tried to suspend Habeas Corpus for war reasons, pick terrible political generals to lead his armies, refused to talk to his enemies... so I guess there are some similarities.

Lincoln killed more American soldiers than all other presidents combined, but remember you can't say anything bad about the guy.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. A few years ago he was compared to George Washington and Winston Churchill

When he leaves the Presidency next year and ascends into heaven, I guess we'll have yet another comparison, too, from Fox.

[Javaman]

17. Yeah, except...

that's he's* not.