At the edge of Bush's HUGE bubble, I yelled at a cop to arrest the son of a bitch.

[Stinky The Clown]

I needed to get Sparkly to the airport this morning. We had a stop to make in Baltimore before swinging back down to the airport. Usually this would have been no problem given the part of the city we needed to visit and the time of day. A walk in the park.

Well ....... it turns out Himself had planned some sort of stupid visit to our fair city and was traveling from his crib in DC to Baltimore by motorcade. The bubble was enforced by all levels of law enforcement. In Baltimore, every major and minor road between where we were and the airport was CLOSED. Police cruisers at EVERY highway entrance. Police cruisers at EVERY surface road that crosses the closed highways. I know not only back roads, but back alleys and tried my damnedest to get past the BushBubbleMess. Nope. Not a chance. Air Fucking Tight.

Finally, as two cops are turning us around at the end of a long street with no way out, I stop and shout to the cops "Hey, man. What the HELL is up?"

The cop shrugs and says "The President is on his way into town."

"The President?" I yell back. "Arrest the son of a bitch. He's a fucking criminal. Impeach his sorry ass!

As I am turning around to head back out I see the two cops smiling at each other. I yell to the cops again: "Hey man, I've been trying to get to the airport, and that idiot has every road blocked, how can I get there?"

He gave me a route I had'nt thought about in decades. It was still open, he was pretty sure.

It was.

We got to the airport.

I hope MonkeyBoy got where he was going and everyone failed to get there to greet his worthless fucking ass due to closed roads.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/bal-md.jericho29jan29,0,4548492.story

[zorahopkins]

1. Great!

Good for you!

I'm glad you made it to the airport.

You totally did the right thing in yelling at the cop to arrest the war ciminal.

[ailsagirl]

2. Love it!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[gateley]

3. Great story! nt

[FATCATs]

4. :)

[leveymg]

5. Why close the road to BWI for Bubble Boy?

BAL is about a 17 minute helicopter flight from the White House. Why did they close the roads? We live in weird times.

(P.S. - Maybe they drove Bubble Boy out to Ft. Meade so he do a quick photo op at NSA. Could have to do with network evening news footage and the Senate's refusal yesterday to pass the FISA Bill the White House wants.) B-)

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Nononono .... what was closed was from Baltimore ......

95, 395, 695, 895, Russell Street, Hanover Street, Washington Blvd. and all entrances and exits to and from them.

195 between 95 and the airport wasn't closed.

[leveymg]

8. Hope you got there on time, anyway. ;-)

Lots of cops would like to cuff the little bastard. And the band played, "Jail to the Chief"

His fan club just gets smaller and smaller.

[lyonn]

6. Too funny H2S!

Glad to hear you were not arrested by the Homeland Security.........

Sounds like cops may not be all that impressed with the monkey man.

Edit for typo

[earth mom]

9. Proves just how afraid he is of the people. He KNOWS he's done the people of this country wrong.

:puke:

[malaise]

10. A super post

:yourock:
K & R

[indepat]

11. Priceless

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Great story! But I bet you're pretty glad you didn't yell that at two of his biggest fans...

You might be posting from the clink!

Nice to hear stories of cops when they are cool instead of assholes. Kind of makes me want to go find em and take em a pair of coffees!

[Stinky The Clown]

13. As big as his bubble is getting, that can't be an issue any more ......

Surely I was further from him that the free speech zones they allow. Today's bubble was AT least a few miles.

Besides, I didn't threaten him. I cussed him out and called for his removal from office by legal means.

(I'm not a lawyer, and the above was obvious 'talking out of my ass')

[lebkuchen]

14. you rock!

A lot of cops are vets, and I can tell you that the active duty think Chimpy is full of bat guano.

[BoneDaddy]

15. Seems the cops

agreed with you. That is good. Hell, they even gave you great directions.