SOTU By The Numbers (For those who couldn't bear to watch)

[FlyingSquirrel]

At Home / Domestic / Trade:

Congress 28
Trust 19
Tax (es, ing, ed) 16
Government 10
Economy, Economic 9
Grow (th, ing) 7
Trade 7
Business 6
Compete, Competitive 6
Market 6
Medical 6
Earmarks 5
Prosper (ous, ity) 5
Spend (ing) 5
Entitlements 2
No Child Left Behind 2
Veto 2

Abroad / National Security:

Iraq, Iraqi 39
Terror, (ist, ists) 23
Fight (ing, ers) 17
Enemy (ies) 12
Secure, Security 12
Al Quaeda 11
Freedom 10
Troops 10
Liberty, Liberation 9
Peace 9
Protect 9
Extremist (s) 7
Iran (ian) 7
Military 6
Progress 6
Defeat (ed,ing) 5
Danger (s,ous) 4
Democracy 4
Nuclear 4
War, (riors) 4
Courage 3
Defend 3
Kill (ed, ings) 3
Capture 2
Government 2
Honor (s) 2
Justice 2
Regime 2
Strategy 2
Tehran 2
Threaten 2
Tyranny 2
Assassins 1
Destruction 1
Evil 1
Gratitude 1
Homeland 1
Sacrifice 1
Violent 1
Weapon 1
Victory 0
Win, Winning 0

(Last two NOTABLY absent this year)

(Fill in the rest of the speech yourself.)

:puke:

[orleans]

1. thanks. but how many times did the fuckhead say "um" ??? n/t

[TheMadMonk]

2. Buffer overflow error in module: Word Count. nt

[Indenturedebtor]

5. Bwahahaha

Thanks for posting this. So very telling.

[MidwestTransplant]

3. Definitely a few people in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

[FlyingSquirrel]

4. More Bush victims. ;-)

[Skittles]

6. he didn't say nuclear, he said NUKULAR

fucking idiot

[radfringe]

7. looks like I had it summed up right

my partner asked me if I was going to watch...

I said I don't know, I probably should but the speech is just going to be a rerun of the speeches he read for the last 6 years

Terror terror terror, we're all going to die, the economy is doing great, make my tax cuts permanent, god bless and good night



by 8 o'clock my pain pills had kicked in and I ended up crashing by 8:30

[FlyingSquirrel]

8. Ya I had a pretty good prediction rate too...

Even predicted the exact number of times he'd say freedom.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2768406

Not too hard to predict that he'd stay the same till the bitter end. Makes you wonder if he's really human.

There's no way he's really human.