=================OFFICIAL SOTU # 5 =====================

[HCE SuiGeneris]

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[Sydnie]

1. Thank you!

[AngryOldDem]

2. Iranians -- "We have no quarrel with you."

Watch out.

[Dukkha]

famous words of conquerors

but they definitely HATE you!

[frylock]

25. sounds like the EXACT thing he said right before the shock n awesomeness started

[Bluerthanblue]

40. major Deja Vu-

:shrug:

[Coexist]

3. this speech reads like it is meant for my 8 year old to follow.

[complain jane]

Well yeah

the right things we're all about that intelligent

[Muttocracy]

11. your 8 year old would make more sense

[alittlelark]

20. my 11 year old has been carrying around a lunch bag

and pretending(?) to barf in it.

[Binka]

23. My Six Year Old Said "This Is Terrible What A Douchebag."

I gave her a big kiss.

[Coexist]

80. my teens eyes glazed over and they gave up watching.

kiss your baby again for me!

[L0oniX]

4. Noted ...no mention of all the container ships comming into port without a butt hole check.

[theredpen]

5. 9/11! There'a something I wasn't expecting!

:sarcasm:

[L. Coyote]

6. Rec this up

[Bicoastal]

7. Even if the Surge was working--which I don't think it is--

aren't we basically at the same level we were at before the carnage in 2006? Not gouge-your-eyes out horrible, but still pretty damn horrible?

[begin_within]

8. He forgot to mention something about Iran getting their uranium from Nigeria...

[frylock]

36. no shoot..

is this a rerun? fuggin writer's strike!

[Neshanic]

Uh oh...I vant to hear your conversations.

[Phoonzang]

9. I had to watch a rerun of Sarah Connor Chronicles

because of this?

[Sydnie]

10. I-Spy bill plug

Kiss my ass mushmouth!

[theredpen]

12. Big Brother must fight the forces of Goldsteinism!

[Solly Mack]

13. We must spy on you! Let me spy on you! I want to spy! Mommeeeeee!!

[OzarkDem]

14. Telecom immunity, yay!

[Tuesday_Morning]

15. scolding congress again

[bullwinkle428]

16. Cheney jumps up over his FISA bullshit!!

[Sydnie]

28. Takes longer to jumpstart on the Sudan though

I can't stand that fucker!

[bullwinkle428]

43. THIRSTY...MUST DRINK CRUDE...GRRRRRRRRR!!

:rofl:

[annabanana]

liability protection for corporations "assisting " in the fight .i.e. Verizon?

[Wednesdays]

17. Yeah! Let's burn the Constitution!!

:puke:

[deminks]

18. FISA cheap shot. We gotta snoop on the demo - uh - i mean terraists

[Solly Mack]

19. America has a war criminal President

[Dangerman]

66. Agreed.

But how the hell does this asshole gets away with this?

[Solly Mack]

You're watching how...by pretending he isn't

[L. Coyote]

FISA up is down and down is up idiots want to hide Bush's crimes.

skipped right over that one to genocide

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Is Nancy whiling away the hour reading a novel?

That's what I'd do.

[annabanana]

29. She's trying to find when the intermission is... (might have to pee)

[Neshanic]

33. If it was a big romance novel with Fabio on the cover that would be so cool.

[StarryNite]

34. It's probably

My Pet Goat

[L. Coyote]

35. She is working on something serious and engaging instead.

[annabanana]

22. aaaaand... On to Sudan

[bullwinkle428]

24. Too bad Sudan doesn't have oil under it...

[Muttocracy]

26. I thought this was supposed to be the state of the union????

[annabanana]

38. What can he say? It's all a mess...

[Generic Brad]

27. Pass FISA by Friday

Act now or this valuable offer expires.

[Coexist]

30. we're against genocide... really ... gee thanks bushy.

[stillcool]

60. except in Iraq

[theredpen]

We oppose genocide, but not enough to do anything about Sudan...

[NRaleighLiberal]

31. Oh oh - whipping out the geography stuff. here comes the string of country names!

[L. Coyote]

46. Fire that speech writer. This is too hard to read fellas!

[Solly Mack]

32. yeah...rule of law...like that matters

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Millenium Challenge Account?

What, do developing countries collect box tops for money?

[theredpen]

39. How do we get transparent democracy HERE?!

[Muttocracy]

41. fisa famine disease - I can't keep up with this guy. what happened to trust by the way?

[soleft]

42. Who was sleepy?

[lonestarnot]

That very good looking Senator, can't think of his name at the moment.

Looked like an intentional feigned yawn to me.

[Solly Mack]

44. I can't tell you how proud I am that the chamber applauds for a war criminal

[dogpatch]

45. He seems drunk

Slurring his words, pronounced bloated beeloated. Good Lord.

[Kittycat]

47. We starve here, so he can dump our money over there?

Is that the take away from tonight?

[CorpGovActivist]

48. Why Is He Attacking ScarletWoman?!?

:grr:

This war on Tara - and ScarletWoman - has got to stop.



- Dave

[ShaneGR]

49. Our biggest health progress includes reducing malaria in 15 african countries....

That's his #1?

[ShaneGR]

61. SECRET WEAPON: Bob Dole

That was priceless, lol.

[Muttocracy]

64. i don't even know if we can take credit for that

[Solly Mack]

50. Bullshit..beacon of light is now a warning..go back or we will torture you

[alittlelark]

51. $30 billion to fight AIDS.... WTF?

... oh, yeah, over 5 years... he'll be gone.

[NRaleighLiberal]

52. Dick is a little slow to get up for any of the peoply stuff. War - that's what he likes!

[iris5426]

53. really? is that why 200000 of them are homeless?

[bullwinkle428]

54. Here's mah kompashinit kinservativ...here's a bone for the GLBT folks!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

55. You have no compassion you a-hole.

And stop clapping for this tyrant :mad: :mad: :mad:

[WinkyDink]

56. "Meet the needs of a new war"??

[Muttocracy]

69. uh oh

[complain jane]

57. Bob Dole looks like hell

[SocratesInSpirit]

58. watching the audience, especially those cheering, I am reminded of

the story of people dancing while the Titanic sinks...

Or people watching Nero play his fiddle while Rome burns...

Gah! I think I need to change the channel. I'm getting too depressed.

[Wednesdays]

59. WTF? A new war??

[theredpen]

67. New and improved! You think the Iraq was great, just you wait and see!

[goodgd_yall]

71. Yeah, that one woke me up!

[annabanana]

62. oh NOW he's ready to help the vets that have come back.. even the bridge dwellers?

[Solly Mack]

63. Don't you even talk about military families

You rotten piece of pond scum shit

[bullwinkle428]

65. Promise the world to military families for 1 day a year...use the veto pen the rest of the year

[hatrack]

68. He should be selling paper poppies down at the courthouse.

:eyes:

[vanboggie]

Oughta be good at it

Since his family has been in the "poppy" business for so long.

[Sydnie]

70. Mom and Dad serve and your kids can go to college?

Did he just propose that?

[Wednesdays]

77. Guess that means if you join the military, expect to

stay in until your kids finish college. :cry:

[annabanana]

72. He is completely off topic tonight. .SOTU this isn't

[canoeist52]

73. what's this NEW WAR

[ToeBot]

74. El estado de la union - Univision, muy Bueno!

My Spanish is so bad, it's almost entertaining.

[Solly Mack]

75. if any of you gave a damn there would have never been an invasion

so spare me your bullshit "appreciation"

[hatrack]

76. Blahblah Founding Fathers blahblahblah American destiny blahblahblah noble nation

blahblahblahblahblah

I think that's about it.

[vanboggie]

84. God Bless 'merca

God I despise that asshole.

[theredpen]

86. How many times has he said, "Freedom" and "people"

[struggle4progress]

78. Be gone, hope for millions!

[goodgd_yall]

79. Here's the closing

Going out with a whimper.

[AspenRose]

81. HALLELUJAH

It's OVER

[OzarkDem]

Thank god its over

[Hayabusa]

82. It's Over! Woohoo!

[hatrack]

83. Wow, I haven't seen a finish that rousing since my last spin cycle at the laundromat

Fucking awful. Just AWFUL.

[CorpGovActivist]

93. !NICE!

:thumbsup:

[tridim]

85. What's this "We The People" shit? 75% of this country hates his fucking guts!

[bullwinkle428]

87. GOD BLESS AMERICA ONLY!!!

courtesy of Katherine Harris

[Dangerman]

100. FUCK BUSH!

FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!

I'm glad he's not going to be in next year's SOTU.

[struggle4progress]

88. Pfew!

[deminks]

89. And he's outtttathere. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[deminks]

99. KO talking about the cut and paste speech now.

[Neshanic]

90. What? No book burning? That's it?

[theredpen]

91. Worst. SOTU. Ever.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

92. Idiot in Chief leaves with a whimper...

[OzarkDem]

94. Olberman giving the smackdown

[bullwinkle428]

116. Tearing him to pieces over the fake terror plots!!

[Ilsa]

95. Thank god, it's over. nt

[DesertRat]

96. Get lost, fuckin warmonger!

[Solly Mack]

97. He bragged about his failures and demanded the opportunity for more failures

[BadgerKid]

106. And they clapped and it is was good. Blechhh. n/t

[Solly Mack]

114. exactly! disgusting

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

110. Yes.

MKJ

[iris5426]

98. God what a raging assclown.

At least Keith is calling him on it the second its over...I do love him for that

[CorpGovActivist]

101. With a Finish Like That, I Almost Feel Sorry for Laura Now

[Muttocracy]

105. was she there? was she on anything?

[CorpGovActivist]

121. The White House Pharmacist...

... isn't telling.

[hatrack]

102. Man, I really need to rinse my brain. Anybody got any Woolite?

:toast: to the last, the VERY LAST BUSH SOTU.

Adios, Motherfucker!

[StarryNite]

111. AMF!

[Muttocracy]

103. economy? housing? deficit?

[hatrack]

115. They were all in the first four minutes - blink and you missed them.

Basically, it was "Pass the tax rebate giveaway NOW!", then off to IraqIraqIraq.

[JoePhilly]

104. Na, na, na, na, .. Na, na, na na .... hey, hey, hey, goodbye!!!!

You will not be missed.

[Sydnie]

107. They're not rushing the stage to have their picture taken with him this year

Nope, not this year. :rofl:

[bullwinkle428]

108. Waiting for the gratuitous make-out session with Michelle Bachman...

[csorman]

127. Did you hear? Someone handed Bushie a program and said...

"This is for Michele Bachmann" - who was nowhere to be seen! HA! They had to rein her in this year. Too funny. Lots of other rethug suck-ups, though...

[nadinbrzezinski]

109. Finally it IS OVER

what an idiot...

[Wednesdays]

112. And now the M$M pundits will fall all over themselves

telling us how wonderful Smirk was.

:eyes:


(edit: except for KO. Thank God for him.)

[Thor_MN]

113. And there's suckup Coleman

Hopefully, * has a spare bedroom for him in Paraguay - He's going to get kicked to the curb in the fall.

[Thor_MN]

118. Think about it.... Asshat has less than a year left!!!

granted, he can screw up lots of things in the time left, but he has less than a year...

[Sydnie]

122. 357 days and 55 minutes!

:rofl: Can't wait!

[Thor_MN]

130. Hot damn, I forgot about time zones!!!

He gets booted on Eastern Time!!!

[iris5426]

117. Holy crap tweety just made a valid point.

The asshole should be calling on the American people to do something...no one has any interest in doing anything for their country anymore...thought that's mostly the asshole's fault and no one would listen...nevermind I just argued myself out of it. Tweety is still an idiot.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

119. Frat boy signing autographs... F U you small minded imbecile

[OzarkDem]

120. Blue dog Dems lining up

Saw Hoyer kissing Bush ass earlier.

[Muttocracy]

123. is he leaving by the GOP -safe exit???

[Muttocracy]

124. jerk is talking football - does he even know who some of these people are???

[Why Syzygy]

125. Aren't those SS guys kinda "old"?

Nothing at all against age, but just never saw a senior SS.

[Thor_MN]

126. why is NBC giving Mittens a free platform?

NBC is letting Romney ramble on and on about anything he wants...

[kestrel91316]

128. Hey, Bushie - here's a nice RAZZZZZZBERRY for ya, and my middle

finger. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, jackass!!!!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

129. I have never used a bad word on DU before...

But fuck you, governor bush. fuck you.