OK, he's slurring his speech, isn't he?

[originalpckelly]

What did he get into? The novocaine or something?

[MichiganVote]

1. The nothing about nothing speech

[C_U_L8R]

2. oh dear there's that NUKULAR

what an imbecile

[Kittycat]

3. He was playing the drinking game while practicing his speech.

[thereismore]

4. since about 2001. nt

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. He shurtenly is shlurring..... this is a total bomb!

[Uben]

6. Just wait....

....till he gets to the word "aluminum"!

[JackBeck]

7. Very slurry.

Probably some of the worst I've ever heard.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. He's devolving before our eyes

losing the speach center in his brain as his forehead slopes and his brow ridge grows and as he loses his opposable thumbs. He might exit the podium on all fours tonight.

[Riverman]

9. An eigth grader would get a poor grade for content and delivery!

for this string of empty slogans pretending to be a speech. What an embarassment.

[swoop]

10. Not any more than ususal..... n/t

[El Pinko]

11. Fayth Base Ernishadivs!

Great Amurkin Shitty of Nuorlins!

[Maddy McCall]

14. You are making me laugh out loud tonight.

:rofl:

[enid602]

12. Bush

He must have accidently left the lid off the crack jar last night.

[doc03]

13. He's doing his Sthilveshter sthe cat imitation n/t