SOTU drinking games

[LordJFT]

Anyone have any good ideas for what to drink to during the SOTU?

[Xipe Totec]

1. Pepto-Bismol with an Imodium chaser n/t

[progressive_realist]

2. Arrogant Bastard?

It's a microbrew ale, if you're not familiar with it.

:toast:

[southernleftylady]

3. every time he smiles even though he is talking about something shitty..

take a shot!

[LordJFT]

5. haha i like that

[LordJFT]

4. Sorry for the confusion

I didn't mean type of beer I mean like certain words that Bush says e.g. drinking every time he says war on terror.

[southernleftylady]

6. strong and hard work.. start with those and the smile.. youll be drunk faster than a frat party! nt

[Yael]

7. Heres a list circulating in email:

Alternately, tonight’s “take a drink” program. Recommend VERY small shots….

National Security and the War on Terra
Axis of Evil
Surge is working
Eye-Rack
Eye-Ran
Anbar Province
Evil Doers
Kim Jong-Il or North Korea
Musharraf or Pakistan
We are winning the war
sanctions
Ahmadinejad
Any mention of 35 countries supporting the Iraq occupation
Hamas (bonus if he confuses Hamas and hummus)
Israel or "Holy Land" (bonus if he pronounces it IsREAL)
Terra
Freedom
Progress
Change (or reform)
9-11
Homeland
WMDs

Reagan

The Economy
The economy is good, improving, solid (or some variation)
The state of our union is strong… (or some variation)
unemployment
Mortgage or foreclosure
stimulus
discretionary spending

Education
No child left behind

Alternative Fuels
ethanol
Hydrogen

Immigration
temporary worker program
border security
amnesty

General Blather
entitlement
earmarks

Any Bushism (like “nukular” or "edumacation")


Democratic Response
You have never heard of the person delivering the speech
The premiss is that the president is full of shit
Any reference to the 2008 election

[Sabriel]

8. I'm drinking at every unnatural pause in his diction while he listens to his earpiece.

Maybe he should, too.

[C_U_L8R]

9. Bushmills

Apply liberally.