Call out the bomb squad! It’s a vibrator ROFL!

[The Straight Story]

Weird News: Call out the bomb squad! It’s a vibrator
The Associated Press

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.

A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country’s second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.

The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.

“The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed,” Strannegard said.

http://www.kansascity.com/286/story/447520.html

I think we are more scared NOW than back in the dark ages.

[shadowknows69]

It died out?

Clearly the owner of that needs to invest in the lithium ion "multiple orgasm" batteries

[Javaman]

1. "I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed"

damn, where is that viagra when you need it?

[MrScorpio]

2. Life imitates art

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_kCm5FZio

[MADem]

3. You know, I read stories like this ALL the time--even before Nahn Wun Wun

You'd think folks would REMOVE THE BATTERIES before packing things away or putting them in suitcases, and so forth...

[xultar]

5. Nahn Wun Wun....buhuwawawawawa Nahn Wun Wun..buhwawawawa

[The Straight Story]

6. Now there is a DUzy

:)

[xultar]

4. Wow. What kinda vibe was that? I'll take 2!

[n2doc]

8. The "Atomic Explosion Vibe!" n/t

[FreepFryer]

7. I recall hearing that dildos are the most common 'false positive' for 'buzzing' luggage.

You'd think the Swedes would have seen this coming.

No pun intended.

[DearAbby]

9. Was it a heavy duty industral sized Black n Decker

with a sears diehard battery for back up..has AC/DC Cord, when plugged in causes neighbors to complain due to the brown out?

I misplaced that little hummer.


PS....NOT REALLY...It's a joke, I am a reformed virgin!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. So Much For 'Discreet Packaging'.

But the story was different than I thought it was gonna be. I thought it was gonna be a story of miscommunication: "That dildo's the bombbbbbbb"... "Everybody run! She just said that dildo's a BOMB!!!!!!"

[Solly Mack]

11. Al Vibrator has been neutralized. We're winning the war on orgasms.

[Solly Mack]

13. Screen capture from this thread. Amazon ad

[DCKit]

12. If the Swede's have bought into "Terra! Terra! Terra!" we're in deep shit.

Someone needs to start spending more or their vacation time in Dutch "coffee" shops.

[Ian David]

14. Prior thread: Sex Toy Triggers Bomb Scare in Sweden

Prior thread: Sex Toy Triggers Bomb Scare in Sweden
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=116x16402