Brylcream or Crisco

[Stinky The Clown]

[mitchtv]

1. whatever Satan uses

[lonestarnot]

2. ackenpucky more likely than not.

[cloudbase]

3. Yak fat.

[Bongo Prophet]

4. Toothpaste - smells minty and gleams at you. And the flouride sinks in.

Oh, and shoe polish. And salamander slime. A few other things.
It's a mix that must be stirred by second wives or lower, whilst chanting secret pseudo-masonic invocarions.


i heard it in my head, so it must be true.

[Spirochete]

5. Neatsfoot oil

My Little League coach suggested I rub it into my mitt every once in a while, to keep the leather soft and pliable.

[IntravenousDemilo]

6. Both...

Brylcreem for the top end of him, Crisco for the bottom.

[rurallib]

7. butch wax

[AnnieBW]

8. That hair gel from "Something About Mary".

"Is that hair gel?" :evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

9. "Greasy kid stuff" ... for sure.

Oily. Typical OILigarch.

[lurky]

10. Minwax Sealant.

Then a little Armor All to keep it shiny.

[wisteria]

11. A little dab will do yah. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

12. grecian formula

toxic lead-filled crap for vain poseurs

[Zynx]

13. Big ol' glob of pig fat.

[zabet]

14. Only the best for Mittsy...

[Zynx]

20. That guy so looks like Dewey.

[nonconformist]

21. I'm a Dapper Dan man!

[AspenRose]

15. Probably does the same thing this guy does

Finger-lickin' (or is it comb-lickin') good!

[TankLV]

16. I think it's the splooge from "American Pie"...!

[WillyT]

17. Wesson Oil... Cause Ya Get It All Back Except For One Teaspoon !!!

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

18. Imperial margarine.

[nonconformist]

19. Nothing. His magic underwear keeps it in place.

It's.... MAGICAL!

[UTUSN]

22. The LDS-es are jacked up about their guy, are hitting the streets

And NOT the usual two-young-dudes. A couple of Saturdays ago, this squad of FOUR, older (in their 30s/40s were working my street. They were all cookie cutter images of Der Mittenfurher, out there in their white shirts and ties and walking like fraternity brothers in the middle of the residential street----laughing it up.

Really, my clear impression was that they thought they and their dude are HOT!1 They just were basking in themselves!1

[lurky]

23. Missionaries for Mitt?

The kids in the blue blazers are annoying enough. Is Willard planning to run an Amway campaign?

[Historic NY]

24. Vaseline, he uses it one both ends.

[Bluebear]

25. What is that supposed to mean?

[Quantess]

26. Kicking for laughs.

:rofl: