I ***never*** realized Chuck Norris was ......
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:52 PM
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I ***never*** realized Chuck Norris was ......
..... dumber than a box of rocks. Of course, until he started with this Huckleberry bullshit, I never thought about him at all.
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:54 PM
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1. I take it you have never seen one of his movies
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:56 PM
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5. Some actors play against type ...... who knew?
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:56 PM
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2. His claim to fame? Bruce Lee kicking his ass for 10 minutes.
Then a whole bunch of lame, ultra-patriot movies that get a C rating at BEST.
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:04 PM
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8. hay firewalker kicked ass
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:43 PM
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11. Of course, Lou Gossett is so brilliant he'd make any co-star look good.
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Mon Jan-21-08 08:41 PM
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:56 PM
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3. If he knew nine more things,
he would be an idiot. ;-)
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Mon Jan-21-08 05:56 PM
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4. You never see him chewing gum while on Walker, do you?
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:01 PM
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6. Really? I have frozen meat that's smarter than he is.
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:03 PM
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:05 PM
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9. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He shoves the earth down.
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Mon Jan-21-08 07:15 PM
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12. My personal favorite:
A lot of people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Even though I find Norris' politics abhorrent, he is and will always BE the world's #1 bad-ass.
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Mon Jan-21-08 07:18 PM
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13. I used up all my Chuckles on another thread:
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Mon Jan-21-08 06:12 PM
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roads skoller if ya git my meanin'. ;-)
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Mon Jan-21-08 08:06 PM
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14. You've got to admire his acting ability. Here's his range of facial emotions.
Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 08:10 PM by seasat
Chuck Norris Angry \ / . . | ___ Chuck Norris Ecstatic \ / . . | ___ Chuck Norris Weeps \ / . . | ___ Chuck Norris Serene \ / . . | ___ Don't get me started on his wonderful singing ability. He has the same range with his voice.
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Mon Jan-21-08 08:13 PM
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15. I believe at least one of those is inaccurate...
...specifically, "Chuck Norris Weeps." Because he doesn't. ("Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.") :shrug:
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Mon Jan-21-08 08:42 PM
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17. You better be careful
if Chuck reads this, you got a roundhouse kick to the face coming :)
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Mon Jan-21-08 09:03 PM
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18. Then you need to see this thread -LOL
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Mon Jan-21-08 09:09 PM
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19. when huckelbee won that one
the news had a video and showed huckle with a big grinning hairy face over his shoulder. I didn't recognize norris at first. I was thunderstruck. a giant grinning face. yikes.
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Mon Jan-21-08 09:12 PM
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20. Tat's because the rocks are too afraid to be more stupid than Chuck!
This Huckleberry thing has re-invigorated many Chuck Norris jokes. Just sayin. -Hoot
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Mon Jan-21-08 09:12 PM
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21. I know. It's surprising, he seemed so smart when he was on Walker, Texas Ranger.
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