Jesus held hostage. Wiener poopie to blame.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

A sad, twisted, sordid tale of Jesus's kidnapping, a raspy voice on the phone, a letter in the mailbox and wiener poopie on Lindy Lane.

Thankfully, HNN broke away from their election coverage and devoted several minutes to this tragic story, including a voice over reading the acutal contents of the letter. And, in keeping with harsh reality "poopie" was not bleeped.


Cheers to CNN for bravely keeping this story from slipping through the cracks. Economy, scheconomy, Jesus is in trouble on Lindy Lane!

"My husband got a phone call and a real graspy voice over the phone said 'check your mailbox'."

In the mailbox was a ransom note.

"The note basically said they were holding Jesus for ransom."

The note reads: “We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=86444

MKJ

on edit, post title improved. I think.