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[El Supremo]

President Bush stands with Saudi Prince Salman, right, brother of Saudi King Abdullah, while watching a traditional sword dance at the Al Murabba Palace and Natural History Museum in Al Janadriyah, Saudi Arabia, Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2008.
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

[muntrv]

1. "This makes up for me being hung like a 3rd grader."

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. ROFL!

:spray:

[louis-t]

18. You should probably put that in quotation form!

Giggle.

[kurth]

2. Such gayety

[Ken Burch]

3. "This one's bigger than Mr. Cheney's"

n/t.

[Neecy]

4. good god...

He humiliates every single American citizen whenever he goes on the road. What a fucking tool.

[jgraz]

5. OK, Georgie...now just move that about 10 inches to the right. That's it...

[Contrary1]

6. Check out the tongue in the second picture...

Geez.

[Buzz Clik]

7. He can't ride a fucking bike. And somebody gave him a sword?

[Lisa]

24. no kidding -- and the man almost killed himself with a pretzel!

Better steer clear of him -- I can just imagine him turning around with that thing, and lopping off someone's head (maybe even his own, given that he's even klutzier than I am).

[Mz Pip]

8. Look at meeeee!

I've got the big shiny one!!!!

Mine's better than yours is. Mine's better than yours is. Na na na na naaaaa na! (Sticks out tongue)

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Adsos Letter]

9. "So...you promise I get to personally carry out an execution...?"

"Cool...I have to go through the courts back home"

[madrchsod]

10. screw head doesn`t know how to carry a sword

[DesertRat]

11. Look at the tongue in the second picture

:eyes:

[CorpGovActivist]

12. Secret Service at DEFCON 1: "POTUS HAS PLAYTHING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE!"

[Richard Steele]

16. "GILLIGAN DOWN! GILLIGAN DOWN!"

:rofl:

[CorpGovActivist]

17. "WE HAVE A LITTLE BUDDY SITUATION! BAND-AID, STAT!"

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. "I didn't know there were Arab samurais."

[jeff30997]

15. "Thanks for the great steak knife Salmonella"

[louis-t]

19. Sam and Ella? Who're they?

[zbdent]

20. Salman is thinking "So, the plan will work ... he will, without a doubt,

take himself out of the equation, and no-one will think it anything but an accident! With his reputation ..."

[lunatica]

21. Do you cut your citizens' heads off with these?

Hmmmm.... You know I'm the king of executions in Texas right?

[taught_me_patience]

22. "Let's go to a room...

and have a sword fight!"

[JBoy]

23. Yay, we're goin' to clear some brush!

[lpbk2713]

25. E-Mail to Smirky from Pickles ...

"If you think you're coming home with that thing don't even think

of coming within twenty feet of me while holding it you clumsy SOB."

[imax2268]

26. Hey Thanks...

I was thinking of skipping the courts and just behead those who don't like me...