Our constitution should be like the teachings of Flying Spaghetti Monster...

[cynatnite]

http://www.venganza.org/

[Blarch]

1. I am not sure what you mean ?

Are you dissing my lord and savior ?

[MrCoffee]

2. the FSM is nothing more than a cheap rip-off

you don't want to be touched by his noodly appendage.

[yardwork]

3. No. That would be unamerican. I insist that our Constitution match the Wiccan Rede.

That is what the Founding Mothers intended. I know because my God told me so.

[Hydra]

5. god(ess)(es)

:evilgrin:

[Hydra]

4. Our constitution should never have been written by Hamilton!

That was the main problem with it. It took 10 concessions to make it palatable, and 225 years to find John Yoo to say that those concessions don't apply.

Other than that, FSM is good for me- I'd prefer Pan or Dionysus, though :D