william kristol is the kind of a guy you'd like to have a '_____' with

[Philosoraptor]

A pie with maybe?

A war crimes trial with?

A weenie?

A can of whoop ass?

A slice of cold macaroni and a glass of battery acid by emergency flare light with?

A cell at Gitmo with?

An airport men's room tap dance with?

An unnecessary war with?

A Plan for a New American Century with?

[Stephanie]

1. A duel.

[CatWoman]

28. Zell

is that you? :rofl:

[applegrove]

38. I was just going to say Duel. How cool is that?

[liberal N proud]

2. Send him hunting with Dick

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Dra-no enema

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

4. Paint gun war with.

[Philosoraptor]

5. --battle to the death with aliens in an arena Star Trek style with

[spooky3]

6. An interview while he's standing in the unemployment line.

[mike_c]

7. alien visitor anal probe....

No no, Bill-- seriously, you go first....

[BOSSHOG]

12. A barbwire colonoscopy

and yes, you first bill

[madokie]

8. A war crimes trial with

[Philosoraptor]

10. A good ol' fashioned water boarding with

[madokie]

24. I'd go for that too

especially if I was getting to watch the worm squirm
naw, actually I wouldn't like seeing someone being tortured but then again I could prolly be coerced into watching it in this case though:-)

[me b zola]

9. A bar brawl

Once he is down on the floor crying for mommy the waitress can "deliver" a pie. Mmmm chocolate cream pie. :9

[Philosoraptor]

11. and afterwards a good cry with....

[JHB]

14. You'd waste good chocolate on him?

You're a more generous soul than I.

[northzax]

13. 12 year old Thai boy?

on a fact finding mission?

[bunkerbuster1]

15. visit to the Pearly Gates

just to hear what the Big Guy might say to Billy Boy about all the naughty, naughty things he's done.

[rateyes]

26. There are Pearly Gates

in hell?

[bunkerbuster1]

33. My UU belief system doesn't include hell

But, point taken.

(And I think most Christian afterlife scenarios have everyone at least getting to the gate, if only to be demoted to the minors, so to speak.)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

16. russian roulette party, where I load both guns.

[Richard Steele]

40. GMTA!

Ya beat me to it- word for word! :rofl:

[JHB]

17. Spaceflight

He's obviously on some other planet anyway...

[Philosoraptor]

18. a long walk on a short pier with

a visit to the San Francisco big cat exhibit with.

[zabet]

19. ...

a slide down a razor blade
sliding board into a pool of
alcohol. He goes first.

[elizfeelinggreat]

20. all of the above

and most likely all of the below ...

[LSK]

21. steel cage match with

And I would be Hulk Hogan

:D

[dkofos]

22. A shit sandwich!

[BuyingThyme]

23. Baked potato?

[billybob537]

25. A WOOD CHIPPER ACCIDENT (heh heh)

[alfredo]

27. A psychotic break with.

[blondeatlast]

29. The repeal of Affirmative Action (the GENETIC kind). nt

[TomClash]

30. Fight

It would be an easy win - even for my dead grandmother! :bounce:

[EnviroBat]

31. A Knife Fight...

"Kristol looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple-o-pieces gone..."

[The Stranger]

36. Jim Croce!

Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.

[EnviroBat]

39. Indeed!

[Subdivisions]

32. I'd like to conduct an "interview" with him...

There might be a little water involved though.

[Dollface]

34. a reasoned discourse wi... .bwahahahahahahhahahahha... Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.

[wtmusic]

35. The first photo is...disturbing.

Er, how old were you when you moved out of your parents' house, Bill?

[jayjaybear]

37. Rigged game of Russian Roulette? n/t