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The Michael Stipe story has me thinking about the whole "Huckabee is charming" thing, and I confess to being baffled. I've heard a lot of people on DU warn that if Huckleberry did get the GOP nod we should be worried because it'd be like Bush all over again because unlike the Chimperor he really IS someone you'd "want to have a beer with" and all that nonsense. I don't dispute that that sort of thing is very dangerous and something we need to be mindful of, at all. But where I have to call a time out for a huddle is in this "Huckleberry is charming" sentence.
:wtf:
No, really, help me out here y'all. I understand this is purely subjective, but whenever I hear people talking about how charming Huckleberry is, my WTF comes out. Because Huckleberry isn't at all charming to me. He's about three time zones and an international red eye flight away from charming. I've read articles, I've seen him on TV, and he consistently comes across as a slack-jawed goober who may or may not have issues tying his shoes and maybe needs to crack a book besides the Good one once in a while. And before someone accuses me of being a latte-sipping Southerner basher, it has very little to do with his accent or the fact he's from Arkansas. I know plenty of charming "down home" folks, I'm related to quite a few. Al Gore is charming as hell in person, I saw him speak once. I KNOW from charming: Obama is charming, despite what the press and her bashers say, HRC is quite charming in person, and pages and pages have been written about the Big Dog's 25 charisma stat. Huckleberry? He comes on TV, I want to slap him. Every. Single. Time. It's actually the exact same physical twitching response I get with Dimson, now that I think about it.
Am I just too much of a jaded New Yorker to think the "aw, shucks" shit is cute? I'm reminded of one of Bill Maher's standup acts when he was talking about how he knew he wasn't mainstream, when the press was cooing about Unka Dick and Lynne Cheney being high school sweethearts and it did nothing for him. With Huckleberry I feel like running around screaming, "IT'S A COOKBOOK!"
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