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| ***DUzy Awards for week ending January 11, 2008*** |
 Welcome to the DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!The DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal. Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. This should have appeared last week. OP by pamela: On a lighter note: A New Freeperism "I expect rudeness, condensation and arrogance from Democrats. I do not want that in a GOP candidate." :rofl: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1948033/posts I was going to make a rude and arrogant remark about this idiot but I'm afraid the condensation would ruin my laptop. response #3 by BattyDem: Yes, it's true. We Democrats like our candidates ... wet. :rofl: response #17 by readmoreoften: Ooooh. I'm feeling a little moist! :* :evilfrown: response #24 by Tinman: CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Tell them to bring sponges! OP by helderheid: Locking. Flamebait. response #1 by bananas: IATL In after the lock. response #3 by Buzz Clik: That saves lots of time, helderheid. (btw -- I tried locking Skinner's thread, but apparently I don't have that authority. Go figure. :shrug:) response #10 by Jackpine Radical: Shouldn't that be Flaimbate? I awate yur replie with baited breth. response #21 by Prefer: self delete eom response #26 by citizen_jane: 'Bout time. I alerted on your post before you posted!! :grr: :rofl: On a thread by truthpusher: Glenn Beck Talks about Blowing his Brains out in video from his hospital bed response #3 by Kutjara: Not much of a threat. He'd need to put a photo of his brains on a milk carton to even stand a chance of locating them. response #6 by likesmountains 52: I guess he could use blanks for that huh? response #10 by jgraz: Wanted: smallest gun ever. response #15 by gatorboy: Do they make "Get Worse" cards? On a thread by bicentennial_baby: Crawl on CSPAN: "Richardson lays off campaign staffers, declines to give details." :shrug: response #2 by ronnykmarshall: Good thing the word "off" was in the crawl. :silly: OP by Jackpine Radical: It still blows my mind--Iowa was won by a Republican who thinks the Flintstones is reality TV. Live blogging of the GOP debate: On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #1 response #67 by Skidmore: LOL! My hubby is glaring at McCain and muttering "I hate that SOB!" over and over again. response #77 by ClayZ: My oh my, they let Ron Paul speak! response #82 by forsberg: Romney looks like a ken doll that's been melted in the sun response #156 by aquart: Don't you just want to dress him up? As a Mountie? An SS agent in a long black leather trench coat? In speedos with a beach volley ball? I bet he's even bendable. response #95 by monktonman: Fred says we won Afghanistan..... I guess our guys can come home now? Rudy says everything is Clinton's fault..... McCain says bush deserves credit for making us safer...not safe....safer. (idiot) Ron Paul makes sense but is still crazy. Romney gives Dr. Paul an education on radical Islam. (what a dick he is) response #100 by Solly Mack: and in Die Hard 2, I safely wrestled planes from terrorists On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #2 response #36 by Catchawave: Oh man, I hope the Dems are watching this format I'm hoping for bigger and louder Candidates Gone Wild .... ! response #53 by K Gardner: Damn, I didn't want to drink tonight but after 30 mins of WARTERRORFEAR, I have to. response #65 by Solly Mack: Grab yer butt cheeks...Mitt's trying to blow smoke up it response #74 by chimpsrsmarter: you know what would be way fun, if they started water boarding each other. response #88 by Lone_Star_Dem: They're saving that for a pay-per-view event when their funds get low response #94 by chimpsrsmarter: i will so be willing to pay for that. response #102 by Lone_Star_Dem: Line forms to the right. No pushing there's plenty of water to go around. :P response #107 by Patsy Stone: Somewhere Ronald Reagan is crying. response #114 by tekisui: I keep hearing some cough/growl/belch? Is that Thompson clearing his thoat? response #118 by forsberg: maybe clearing his colon response #128 by gkhouston: Life is Pretty Scary when Ron Paul is the person in the room making the most sense. n/t On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #3 response #65 by Skidmore: Mitt apparently thinks $100K/yr. is low income. response #74 by sillyphoenix: It is for Republicans (n/t) response #104 by Sydnie: Time to check how much money the big Pharms have given to Mitt He was loving them a little too long there. response #105 by chimpsrsmarter: omg that says it right--Romney blowing big pharma right there on the front porch! response #106 by Yael: Romney -- Big Pharma is the backbone of the country I am dying over here :rofl: On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #4 response #1 by chimpsrsmarter: commercial break, romney must be on his knees right now in front of the Merck rep. response #14 by MichiganVote: How much is it costing taxpayers to keep Thompson alive? response #39 by chimpsrsmarter: come on Rudy just say it dude----you know you want to, you're gonna burst. response #92 by edhopper: Why hasn't anyone mentioned Jeebus? response #100 by K Gardner: I think Jeebus left the room about an hour ago.. response #121 by DawgHouse: They have but they call him Reagan. On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #5 response #103 by Yuugal: Is George A Romero making a new film? It's a long preview but damn its real scary. response #125 by GreenJ: Has Rudy always sounded like Daffy Duck? I think he needs a spit bucket On a thread by Sydnie: Official NH Debate Thread #6 response #12 by Yael: Thompson -- I noticed oil profits. Don't really care, but I noticed it :rofl: response #35 by Sydnie: Are Rudy's balls wired? that wide eyed thing is starting to annoy me a great deal. OP by proud2Blib: Puke alert. The Democrats are on stage hugging the Republicans All smiling and patting each other on the back. I think I am going to be sick. Why can't ONE of them step up to one of those Republicans and slap the shit out of him?? Good grief, I am sick. Physically ill. response #3 by gmudem: Really guys? OMGZ they shook hands with a Republican!! Everybody freak out!!! Put on your tinfoil hats!!! response #7 by proud2Blib: Oh no it went WAY beyond shaking hands They practically had sex with them. Really. response #11 by emilyg: That must have been when I blinked. response #13 by tammywammy: You know, I don't know what kind of sex you've been having But when I do it, there's clothing removed. response #14 by JeanGrey: Nah, not necessary. Just ask Bill. :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: OP by Blue-Jay: OMG! The Dems are taking the stage and hugging the Pukes! Being civil! Shaking hands! Making nice! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!! response #3 by madeline_con: It's a consolation hug. You know, thanks for playing. Here are your Lee Press On Nails, now GIT! response #11 by burythehatchet: I kinda liked it. Maybe because it was a realization that no Bush was on stage response #13 by Blue-Jay: He doesn't stay up this late. response #12 by RufusTFirefly: Can "man on dog" be far behind? n/t response #20 by bklyncowgirl: Richardson looked like he stepped in something smelly nt OP by jgraz: Obama drinking game sends students to the hospital January 5th, 2008 Three Hospitalized After Obama Drinking GameThree Iowa State students remain hospitalized today with alcohol poisoning after participating in a post-caucus drinking game. "We were watching Barack Obama," said student Randall Caughlin, "and someone suggested we take a drink every time he says 'Change'. Then we started drinking on 'Hope'." "Next thing I knew, I woke up in the emergency room." Iowa Board of Health Chairwoman Cheryll Jones said that this was the worst political drinking accident since the Republican National Convention, when 9/11-themed drinking games resulted in seven deaths nationwide. Jones warned revelers to beware of rules that could lead to dangerous levels of consumption. "If you're drinking every time Huckabee says 'Jesus' or McCain says 'bomb', you're asking for trouble." She suggested that if you must drink to political speeches, to restrict your sips to actual policy statements. An even safer approach is to only drink to speeches by Hillary Clinton or Mitt Romney, who rarely say anything of consequence. response #8 by LostInAnomie: I take a drink every time he says "I masturbated into a clown's shoe". So far, I've only taken one drink. response #18 by Blue-Jay: I drink every time a negative Obama thread is started on DU. Cn sombooody go gittt me 'nother botttttl of wiskyt??/ lvh fnpehuigbvkavcvkj OP by ithinkmyliverhurts: I'm putting everyone on ignore and will listen only to myself. That way I won't be angered by all the lies. O.K., there will still be some lies, but I can debunk them. I hate when people say unfair things about my candidate. This is politics, and politics is supposed to be about honest statistics, non-sophistry, quotes and votes NEVER taken out of context. Mythsaje is not on ignore. Unless . . . response #4 by yibbehobba: I put myself on ignore a long time ago. It's the only way I can deal with this place. response #5 by rug: What will you do when you piss off yourself? response #6 by ithinkmyliverhurts: Make up and buy myself a drink. Oh, wait, you're on ignore. response #7 by L. Coyote: Is there any way the rest of us can listen to only you too? LOL OP by bob_weaver: I'll go out on a limb and state right now that the Republican nomination will go to: A middle aged, rich, white, Christian, heterosexual, male, who is against same-sex marriage, is against abortion, is pro-capitalist, favors limited government, low taxes, no regulations, the free market, free trade, a strong national defense, who is tough on illegal immigrants, tough on terrorism, tough on organized crime, tough on drugs, tough on stains, tough on lost kittens, tough on elderly nuns, tough on starving babies, tough on victims of nuclear bombs, and tough on ex-wives/girlfriends. response #1 by Tuesday Afternoon: short limb ;) response #4 by ginnyinWI: Oh you must mean McGiulithompromabee. Gotta love 'im. Oh, and bring him on. :rofl: response #18 by KharmaTrain: I Think It's One That's Been Kept In The Secret Location Our crack scientists have been cloning the hair and humor of Raygun, the guts of Ike, the "balls" of Margaret Thatcher and the ass of any and all bushes. It's automatically programmed to cut taxes, wage pre-emptive wars, use lots of oil and constantly make the wrong choices. On a thread by Peregrine Took: Have you noticed a difference in the debates where they are sitting down vs when standing? They seem much more cordial and collegial when seated as opposed to when they are standing and appearing more nervous and ill at ease. response #3 by TomInTib: Maybe because it's harder to talk out of one's ass when sitting down. nt On a thread by blondeatlast: How did you find DU? response #4 by catmandu57: You'd be amazed at what comes back when you type in bush sucks Well, at least in 2001 you would have been amazed. These days that's pretty tame, but that's how I got here following the cookie crumbs. response #9 by blondeatlast: I just tried it and Google shows about 409,000 hits! OTOH, Bush and the f-word yield a whopping Results 1 - 10 of about 1,070,000 for bush fuck. (0.26 seconds)! :rofl: response #118 by Dawggie: I used a Geiger counter? :) response #170 by WinkyDink: A tad salty, but I added a potato, and voila'! On a poll by onenote: Should Lobbyists Be Banned From DU? response #9 by IanDB1: Give me $10,000 and I'll vote to allow lobbyists on DU. And send a couple hookers to my hotel room, too. response #13 by edwardlindy: Lobbyists - are they the people who give you a ticket so's you can get your coat back ? On a thread by Breeze54: If I hear ONE MORE CANDIDATE talk about their humble beginnings, I think I'll PUKE!!!! response #3 by IanDB1: But none were the grandson of a goat-ball licker. n/t response #4 by Breeze54: Well, yes, on the Dem side... not sure about the rethugs though! :rofl: response #5 by IanDB1: McCain was born so poor, he actually once had to eat supermarket caviar. n/t response #8 by Buns_of_Fire: Didn't Fred get his start on a little 5,000-watt radio station in Fresno? response #16 by The Magistrate: It Is Traditional, Ma'am "He was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands!" OP by rocknation: It's the Fifth Annual Rocknation/LBN "You Call This NEWS?" Awards! GDP, January 6, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3973672 OP by rug: I don't think the country is ready to elect a Democrat president. I, of course, am but I'm concerned that the country is not yet ready to accept a living wage, civil liberties and affordable health care. If we are too rash the republicans may retaliate by rushing us into an unprovoked war or set up detention camps on some island in the Caribbean. Unless we keep our heads, the corporations may shift thousands of jobs overseas and the government may impose draconian travel restrictions. The country is not ready to remove its socks at airports. First we must struggle to recover our right to wear shoes. I have emailed our Speaker on exactly this point. So please think long and hard, friends, before we rush into this business of selecting our nominee. The country needs a pasty heterosexual man Democrat to soothe our countrymen and countrywomen and allay their fears before we take the next step toward meaningful change. :patriot: OP by phantom power: I'm sticking with Cthulhu, and here's why. When I stare into the abyss, Cthulhu stares back. And dammit, I respect that. From his house at R'lyey, to the White House in 2008! response #4 by Fierce: I long for the day when Non-Euclidean Geometry is taught in our schools. The Mind-Flayer will bring that day. response #5 by Naturyl: Good call. Why settle for thelesser of two evils? (n/t) response #18 by fenriswolf: Shub-Niggurath for V.P. response #19 by Bornaginhooligan: Ah, going after the non-corporeal vote. Nobody's ever said he's not articulate. response #22 by ZombieHorde: He is going to have troubles. Nyarlathotep is running third party this year. response #24 by mikeytherat: Bureaucratic, demi-human, looks after the affairs of his superiors... not a bad choice. response #32 by varkam: Cthulhu to appear on Hardball w/ Chris Matthews Insiders report that the interview ends with Matthews huddled under his desk, naked, and shivering. Nothing out of the ordinary, really. response #33 by Uncle Sinister: fuggidit, no base outside of Arkham response #37 by Deep13: He'll solve all of our problems. After we are eaten, we won't have any problems. The Lounge (moved from GD, January 7, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7325379 On a thread by Amerigo Vespucci: Wolf Blitzer On His Signature Beard: "I Work Hard To Look Good" response #6 by IanDB1: I thought this was going to be an article about "Mrs. Blitzer." n/t response #8 by Naturyl: Just as I've always known, hard work doesn't pay Because he looks like crap. response #14 by PCIntern: You're all grossly misquoting him: He really said: "Uhhhhh....um, do you - uhhhh believe that I, as one of the members of uhhhh, the best......BEST political Team on television woulduhhhhhh.would stoop to arti- artifi-... fakery?" response #15 by KG: you're still going to hell, wolf. OP by originalpckelly: "Who exactly is this Hormuz, and why is it such a big deal that he's straight?" "Emily, that's the Strait of Hormuz, not a man named Hormuz who happens to be straight." "Oh, that's different, nevermind." OP by ck4829: Who is the hardest working member of the Bush Administration? Is it the: Paper Shredder Redacting Pen "I'm declaring Executive Privilege on this" Stamp Or the copying machine used to circulate memos telling people not to cooperate with investigations OP by CatWoman: I can now die a happy woman after seeing Sean Insanity being hounded by taunts and jeers of "YOU SUCK, SEAN", all the while running and looking for cover. Life is good :rofl: response #25 by cboy4: I wonder where "Fox Security" was? LOL! On a thread by GloriaSmith: Enormous, elaborate wedding cake: This bride had a cake made to look exactly like her. I'm not sure if this is funny or creepy or both. Image: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07/cake.irpt/index.html response #7 by AllegroRondo: She told guests to "eat me!" response #10 by DarkTirade: That's creepy, narcissistic, and has cannibalistic overtones. The whole deal! Doesn't get much better than that. response #12 by DS1: taco flavored in the middle? :hide: OP by no name no slogan: I finally saw Hillary's "cry" for the first time And although I'm the first to admit that I'm no fan of hers, I have to say this to those who are pissing their pants over this: ]PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR: TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING TVs, STFU, AND/OR DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING * GO TO A NUDE MUSCLE BEACH WITH A RULER * SHOUT OUT "I HAD HER" AT A WEDDING AS THE BRIDE WALKS DOWN THE AISLE * TRY TO BLOW UP A CAR BY EXHALING INTO ITS TAILPIPE We now return you to you regularly scheduled flame-fests. :evilgrin: OP by Uncle Sinister: Let's make the campaign a reality TV show The mechanics are already in place. Two tribes, exotic locations, secret alliances, obsessed fans, non-stop video. We just need to take the next step, "Who Wants To Be The Next American President?" A 12-week campaign, we get to vote off one tribe member every week. We'll grant immunity based on specious polls, ask them rediculous and humiliating question, analyze their runway walk, embarrass them at every opportunity, take them away from anything and everything that grounds them to the real world, and claim it's WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT! Wonder if I can sell it to VH1? response #2 by Mythsaje: You mean it isn't already? n/t response #5 by stillcool47: It could be a little... more real. On a thread by RamboLiberal: Glenn Beck: Put the 'Care' Back in Health Care "Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck returned to the airwaves Monday night with a stern message for the health-care industry, after a recent routine outpatient procedure turned into a medical nightmare and had a severe impact on his mental state. Beck went in for hemorrhoid surgery and experienced breathing problems while he was at the outpatient facility. His doctors put him on a drug cocktail to ease his pain. 'I had the best doctors,' Beck said on 'Good Morning America' today. 'I had problem with medications.' The doctors warned Beck he only had two options. 'You've got a choice: more pain or more drugs,' Beck said his doctors told him. At the time Beck wasn't aware of all the medications he was ingesting..." response #29 by Javaman: Well, you see the problem was, when then went to do the Hemorrhoid surgery... they couldn't tell one end from the other... :rofl: I'll be here all week, folks! remember to tip your waitress!! response #48 by lame54: For Beck - that's like a brain tumor response #17 by jgraz: Can we hold off on fixing health care until Beck dies of drug-resistant sepsis? Just askin... response #21 by stillcool47: Maybe they gave him... a lobotomy by mistake? response #45 by hisownpetard: Why would that be a mistake? response #64 by Thor_MN: I would have fed him a nice hot curry while he was tripping on meds. Some of them are hotter on the way out than on the way in... response #65 by AnnieBW: Or spiked his food with Dave's Insanity Sauce That would get a rise out of him! OP by republicansarewhores: Update on Glenn Beck's surgery. You can't make this shit up lol... Apparently the surgery that almost killed Glenn Beck, was to remove hemorrhoids. And here I thought it was to have his head surgically removed from his ass... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1949568/posts?q=1&;page=1 response #2 by MidwestTransplant: Hey ass problems can be serious. An anal cyst kept Rush out of Vietnam. He was raring to go like the rest of the Chicken hawks but alas, he wasn't allowed because of the cyst. I guess they thought sitting on his helmet would prove too painful. response #7 by lpbk2713: Ironic how such a pain in the ass had such a pain in the ass. Maybe somebody was trying to tell him something? :shrug: response #12 by theredpen: That's how the surgery was botched... The doctors thought they were supposed to surgically remove Glenn Beck from the hemorrhoids. response #18 by Hardhead: Freepers discussing hemorrhoids... My day is complete. response #32 by Binka: He Should Eat More Veggies And Bran His shitty diet of hate and invective gave him ass boils. Love your corpo health Gods now Glenn? What an ass carrot. response #37 by RedStateShame: What a nightmare scenario. I can only imagine... ...how bad that same procedure would have been in CANADA!!! My god, those maple-smelling hippie docs would have probably used all the sub-par pain meds on themselves while cutting into the former morning radio DJ (Yes, Beck's that big a douchebag.) with a Swiss Army knife. I mean, that's the horrors of "socialized medicine," right? Right? response #42 by UTUSN: K&R #3 - come ON!1 let's put this over the big #5!1 The freeps are dissing BECK ("MAN UP"!1) and citing Howard STERN's deep insight that 'roids are caused by not wiping up well. The freeps are actually endorsing the dastardly French bidets. One of them sez he/she doesn't have a bidet but uses a shower head "for that extra cleaning". Several of them show deep contempt for BECK. Hilarious!1 OP by chimpsrsmarter: ok the answer to the question-Glenn Beck had---hemorrhoid surgery http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3129356&mesg_id=3129356 everyone who guessed it was something to do with having his head removed from his ass--you get full credit. response #2 by shain from kane: That asshole had surgery? response #4 by Solly Mack: I promise not to - pile - on response #5 by shadowknows69: What a wuss, I've been in broadcasting, comes with the territory Hey, you shine a chair with your ass all day, it's gonna happen. I never had the surgery. Suck it up Glen. response #7 by chimpsrsmarter: now if Hannity gets an ass boil it will be the trifecta of ass problems for rw asshats. response #8 by youthere: That's going to screw up his part. His hair will never look right again. response #10 by Kingshakabobo: So, it WAS a face-lift after all. response #12 by KitchenWitch: I thought Glenn Beck was just an asymptomatic carrier for hemorrhoids! response #17 by lame54: CNN should have the same surgery to remove Beck from their line-up response #19 by ProgressiveFool: Dammit, they screwed up and threw the good parts away! /nt On a thread by CC: Church Protests Outside Wrong Way Crash Funerals "The memorial service for the five members of a Parkville family killed by a wrong-way truck in an Ohio highway accident includes some uninvited guests outside. Three members of the Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church, known for protests at military funerals, are demonstrating about a block from St. Luke Evangelical Lutheran Church, the site of the service. The demonstrators say the deaths are God's retribution against the community for a recent $11 million jury award against the Kansas group. A federal jury in Baltimore made the award in October to Albert Snyder, of York, Pa., who sued after the group protested his son's military funeral in Maryland. Demonstrator Fred Phelps says the community is going to 'pay the price' for persecuting his group for preaching the word of God..." response #5 by toadzilla: just a few minutes from me, I should swing by and throw smelly things at them on my way home. response #25 by GoddessOfGuinness: Please, somebody build an ark for these fuckers... put them on it, and set it afloat in the Bermuda Triangle. response #31 by Javaman: I have an idea for a new business... I call it "FAUX FUNERALS". It will cater to those high profile funerals that attract these protest nuts. You have the real funeral in one spot, but then have the "faux funeral" in another. in hopes that these dolts protest the wrong funeral. and to top it off, because it's a faux funeral, have someone in the faux casket, get out of it, dressed like a zombie and run after the protesters. :evilgrin: Now that would make for some great youtubing. lol OP by Snarkturian Clone: Racism Sexism Racism Sexism Racism Sexism Racism! Sexism! RAaaaaccccisiisssssmMMM!!! Sexxxxxiissssmmsmsmsm!!! Racism. Racism. Sexism. Sexism. Bigot. Misogynist. Racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sexism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Racist!!! Sexist!!!! Sacism! Rexism! RACISM! SEXISM! Raisisme. Seksisme. Racism. response #1 by Sparkly: I'm waiting for the bongo drums and interpretive dancing. Let's all snap our fingers... response #2 by marmar: Feel better now? response #5 by TechBear_Seattle: Indeed I remember screams from certain people that supporting Ned Lamont -- or any challenger to Joe Lieberman, even after he became a traitor to the Democratic Party -- was proof of anti-Semitism. You see the exact same tripe coming from the Clintonistas and Obamaniacs: If you do not whole-heartedly embrace my candidate, you by definition are either a misogynist or a racist. Too bad we don't have a handicapped Jewish lesbian of color running, she would be a shoo-in. :eyes: response #9 by DuStrange: homophobe! PS You misspelled some of your exclamation points. :) response #24 by Javaman: I will now do an interpretive dance in a kiddy pool filled with perfume while 3 dogs bark in the background, while doing beatbox versions of the blueman group's music. OP by dwickham: Should DU make Breathalyzers mandatory for posting I've just seen WAY too many posts on here that have to have come from people posting under the influence just say NO when drinking and posting response #7 by quantessd: That would unfairly single out the drunks. Recently someone posted an apology for starting a wildly inappropriate thread while high on painkillers. I personally think there are some weird stoners posting a lot. So it's not just the drinking that's problematic. However, I completely agree that drunken posting can only lead to regret. Don't do it! response #10 by nothingtoofear: Yes. Drunks fudge up typEing whereas stoners just take a real long time to get... back... to... you... Lol. response #14 by laststeamtrain: fwuck youi!!!! gret a life... response #18 by mmonk: Trying to keep some of us off? If you don't like my posts, just say so. response #19 by deacon: hwat a stpid idae, thats nstu :) n/t On a thread by Smith_3: Will Obama "legalize it" ? response #43 by slackmaster: Maybe he could just light one up in front of a "joint session" of Congress :smoke: On a thread by The Straight Story: 2004 - Keyes Says Christ Would Not Vote For Obama "According to a list of quotes put out by the Democratic candidate, Keyes said in a radio interview at the Republican National Convention that Jesus would not vote for Obama. The quote was part of a list Obama sent reporters of Keyes' accusations and epithets about him since Keyes became a candidate, NBC5 political editor Dick Kay said. Kay also reported that Keyes called Obama a 'socialist and a liar' on a cable access news show on Monday. Obama said he wants to win big to give Keyes a spanking because Keyes wages a scorched earth campaign. Keyes then went into a very long analysis of the word 'spanking' and suggested it might be related to slavery and insulting to African- Americans. He would not answer when asked directly if he was insulted..." response #1 by Kucinich4America: Christ would vote for Kucinich. At least in the primary O8) response #2 by Buzz Clik: Christ is not registered to vote. And unless something changes soon, he won't be voting in 2008. response #4 by The Straight Story: I think he told Pat Robertson how he wanted to vote though, so he could tell others :) response #11 by youthere: We just called Christ to confirm and he said Keyes is a giant turd... and Keyes can "suck his d*ck." That's a direct quote from the messiah. GD, January 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2629286 OP by TreasonousBastard: Yo! Mods! Eleven months to go. You gonna hold up? response #1 by CaliforniaPeggy: I believe that a mod term is 3 or 4 months long... So we'll have several sets of them during this time... Yeah, they'll hold up. They have to. :scared: On a thread by JVS: Anyone see the Obama supporter faint and Obama's reaction? response #1 by aquart: No. What happened? Did he lay hands on her and she could suddenly play the piano? response #2 by bicentennial_baby: I thought it was nice of him to give her his water :) response #10 by goldcanyonaz: And, Holy Water, no doubt. response #15 by jgraz: Miraculous Water of Change and Hope (tm) response #5 by Bornaginhooligan: I'm glad the way he called 9-11 then heroically preformed CPR until paramedics arrived. A lesser candidate wouldn't have done that. response #8 by Nailzberg: Until Rudy showed up. "Did someone say 9-11?" response #23 by rucky: It was obviously staged. did I pass the audition? response #34 by BleedingHeartPatriot: If it had been Sen Clinton. She would have coldly, and in a shrill manner, manipulated everyone around her by crying and being too emotional and cackling hysterically. Had to be said. MKJ I think I'd better add :sarcasm: :-) On a thread by bob_weaver: Is the real reason there's so much contention, discord and confusion around here because power is changing hands this year? response #2 by dwickham: my problem is not enough chocolate I don't know about anyone else OP by Orrex: Rick Astley personally killed 2008 kittens to ring in the new year Is no evil too foul for this man to embrace? OP by jgraz: OK, Obama supporters. Time to hand back the Obnoxious Stick Clinton folks get to play with it for a while. On a thread by babylonsister: Bush Signs Bill Aimed at Preventing Severely Mentally Ill From Buying Guns What do you know, he got one right. :eyes: response #1 by C_U_L8R: Thank goodness he's disarming the freepers : - ) response #2 by rocknation: Is receiving them as gifts still okay? :eyes: response #3 by El Supremo: Did he make a signing statement excluding himself and Cheney? (hope I was first) response #10 by saddlesore: If Bush signed it, something ain't right... Not trying to say it is a bad thing...I just don't trust that psycho AT ALL. response #15 by melody: How about one to prevent them from becoming President? That's what's needed. On a thread by ccpup: Why I Still Back Hillary Clinton by Robert Farmer at the Wash Post "She has the experience of having lived in the White House for eight years, and her husband -- the best president of my lifetime -- would provide excellent counsel..." response #2 by GodlessBiker: "Having lived in the White House for 8 years"? The maid has been there longer. On a thread by RamboLiberal: Boy scout foils bid to murder Maldives leader "The Maldives president, Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, survived an assassination attempt Tuesday when a boy scout grabbed the knife of an attacker who jumped out of a crowd of people greeting the president, a government spokesman said. 'This fellow in the crowd with a knife in his hand attempted to stab the president in his stomach,' Mohammad Shareef told The Associated Press by telephone. 'But a 15-year-old boy came in the way and grabbed the knife. One brave boy saved the president's life...'" response #1 by Sabriel: You know their motto: "Always Be Preaaaaaaaaaghghghhg!" Now that he has his Bodyguard badge, he can shoot for the Anti-Terrorism badge. OP by Bonobo: Obama supporters don't wash after they use the bathroom. Still trust him? I have a friend who was at an Obama rally and she SWEARS that the Obama people had run out of soap in the bathroom and didn't replace it! BUT PEOPLE KEPT USING THE BATHROOM ANYWAY!! Is this the kind of man you want to be President, with dirty supporters like that!? response #2 by mycritters2: Do they then reach across the aisle? nt response #4 by Pyrzqxgl: Obama supporters don't piss on their hands. On a thread by Bitwit1234: Golly Miss Molly all that whoopla about Obama lama dama ...and guess what he earned ONE WHOLE MORE ELECTRICAL VOTE in Iowa than Hillary and two more than Edwards. And HILLARY OR EDWARDS DIDN'T PAY to bus all those students in. response #2 by Midlodemocrat: I had no idea that Obama was an electrician. The things you learn on DU. response #4 by SteppingRazor: Great minds think alike, Midlo ;) response #6 by Midlodemocrat: If only the Five Man Electrical Band were still around. They could campaign with him. :bounce: response #10 by SteppingRazor: They would certainly give the campaign an additional spark. n/t :bounce: response #34 by last_texas_dem: Nah, they were Canadian... I wouldn't trust any damn Canadian hippies interfering with the American electrical system. response #5 by Solly Mack: It's a surge! response #21 by rucky: Watt's everyone getting so amp'd up about? response #27 by Horse with no Name: Put.Down.The.Fork.Slowly and don't grab anything metal. I'll shut it off at the breaker. response #28 by countingbluecars: I find this thread shocking, revolting even! unnumbered response by chimpsrsmarter: Back in my day we had the whale oil college, and we liked it! response #31 by progressoid: Good Grief They're called delicate votes. Sheesh. :eyes: On a thread by Bleachers7: What happens to the culinary endorsement now? Earlier it was Obama's, :shrug: response #1 by Generator: America waits forks in mid-air The anticipation is almost too much to take!!!!! OP by Bucky: Is there some kind of contest for stupidest thread title going on here? What Will Happen Why Obama's Cult Persona Wears, and His Experience Is Questioned Publicly ? . . . Right, cause up till now, no one has thought to bring up the subject of his lack of experience. C*H*A*N*G*E* ... Who Are The Real Candidates Of Change? . . . I D$O$N$'$T$ K+N+O+W+, who A*R*E* T^H^E^Y^ @?@ Reaping what we sow.."Iron my shirts" T-shirts on sale . . . "Don't iron me, bro" isn't exactly viral Obama's mentor in the senate was Joe Leiberman . . . Yet more proof that Obama is overly deferential to more senior politicians! What are Obama's positions on torture, habeas, Guantanamo, and spying . . . Just a guess, but against, for, against, and for if limited to international operations, maybe? Posting on DU has had what amount of impact on the results of Iowa and New Hampshire? . . . I want to stop and interrupt this discussion to remind everyone what a waste of time it is to stop and interrupt discussions. See how much smarter than you I am? Democrats are setting themselves up for another fall. . . . ... uh... Just who the hell are you people trying to convince? . . . ... well... Freudian slip? - Evan Bayh: Clinton supporters in Nev "fired up and ready to go." . . . He's practically sleeping with his mother in that quote Can Barack Obama be as good a wartime candidate as John Kerry was? . . . Because not a damn thing has changed on the political landscape since 2004 Would Hillary drop out and endorse Edwards? . . . Any second now... women are never front-runners . . . Of course, Gloria. The last 10 months were a dream. Is Hillary Clinton on the way out - Misogyny stronger than racism? . . . Folks, we have a runner up! Will Hillary Clinton become the 'Britney Spears' of politics? . . . Folks, we have a winner! response #7 by rucky: I think we may need a poll for this... n/t response #11 by chimpsrsmarter: Bucky and Rucky posting in the same thread confuses me. :beer: response #12 by Bucky: I have asked the moderators on several occasions to tombstone Rucky for that very reason Sadly, they have this "right to free speech in a democracy" hang up that prevents them from seeing the logic of my request. response #15 by rucky: I've asked them to tombstone the letter "B" Which would make you "Ucky" y'all are so unreasonable. Poll question by Hobarticus: McCain's Win in NH Why? Is it genuinely because of him, or as a result of the rest of the field? That safer-than-Main Street stroll through Baghdad is long forgotten among the dewy-eyed GOP faithful. Whaddaya think? :bluebox: He's genuinely the best candidate of the GOP field :bluebox: He's better than batshit-crazy Huckabee :bluebox: He's better than used-car salesman Romney :bluebox: Unlike Rudy, McCain won't steal your wife while shrieking "9/11!" :bluebox: Some bizarre mix of more than one of the above :bluebox: I feel nauseous GDP, January 8, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4004845 On a thread by Tierra_y_Libertad: France best, U.S. worst in preventable death ranking (19th out of 19) - Reuters "France, Japan and Australia rated best and the United States worst in new rankings focusing on preventable deaths due to treatable conditions in 19 leading industrialized nations, researchers said on Tuesday. If the U.S. health care system performed as well as those of those top three countries, there would be 101,000 fewer deaths in the United States per year, according to researchers writing in the journal Health Affairs..." response #1 by sakabatou: But, but, we'd become commies! And... long waits and um... yeah! On a thread by Va Lefty: Allen says he won't run for Gov. in '09 "We will always fondly recall our time in the Governor's Mansion as an unparalleled honor and a period of historic initiatives and transformational accomplishments for Virginians. Yet, as we look forward, we are excited about other significant ways we can serve and contribute outside of elected office. Therefore, I will not be a candidate for Governor in 2009..." response #1 by Deep13: "...other significant ways we can serve and contribute outside of elected office." Translation: "I'll be paid more as a lobbyist." response #3 by Virginia Dare: How far the mighty have fallen.. just a couple of years ago people were pronouncing him the next POTUS. Turns out he was just a POS. response #6 by calimary: I'm guessing he's expecting an Obama victory in November. The LAST thing he's gonna want is to step back into the spotlight with that "macaca" tape following him - like a long trail of toilet paper that he can't get off his shoe. Our friend mr. allen may have just detected climate change. :party: response #20 by colonel odis: i'm not running either, george. and if i did, we'd get about the same # of votes. response #21 by lanlady: Why the hell is Allen using the royal "we?" Who made him king? This is bad news. "We" the people were looking forward to watching this buffoon get his ass handed to him a second time. OP by Radio_Lady: AARRGGHH! It's only January and I am sick of politics already. Ask me anything. response #5 by struggle4progress: Why shouldn't I say mean and untrue things about your favorite candidate? response #6 by Radio_Lady: I dunno... and tonight I really could care less... let the process go on without me. I'll live to discuss it another day. I was reduced to talking about body functions, but I'm reminded that's not OK here either. Maybe I'll go upstairs and do something else. Wash my clothes. Clean the toilet. Anything. OP by LostInAnomie: #1 reason I'm glad NH and Iowa are over. I don't have to hear about... ... the "fierce independence" of New Hampshire voters, and the "upstanding moral character" that is inherent from living in Iowa. I can't tell you how tired I was of hearing about that shit. response #1 by babylonsister: No other state has those traits! Come on already! nt response #4 by Hobarticus: Sweet! I have "upstanding moral character"?!? AWESOME!!! Who knew? Poll question by FlyingSquirrel: That's it, I'm leaving. :bluebox: I am. :bluebox: I really am. :bluebox: I really really am. :bluebox: I'll come back to look at responses to my goodbye thread first. :bluebox: I'll post ONE MORE THING after that and then leave. :bluebox: I'll pretend I've really left and lurk for awhile. :bluebox: I'll really leave, but come back next year. :bluebox: I'll really leave, but come back in 2011 or 2012. :bluebox: All of the above. :bluebox: All of the above, PLUS I want DU to hold a party for me when I return! GD, January 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2647958 OP by Bleachers7: Holy Shit!!! Skinner Killed Jesus Roman bastard http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=130621 response #1 by mycritters2: See. It wasn't the Jews. Someone needs to e-mail Mel Gibson. nt response #21 by Deep13: Just to clarify: ... Jews: off the hook. Now to be considered noble defenders of Zion. Liberal web-site owners: new Christ-killers. O'Reilly has been on to this for some time. Catholics: unchanged. Still idolaters. Liberal Protestants: unchanged. Still traitors of God. response #5 by Kutjara: Don't crucify me bro'! n/t response #8 by NightWatcher: will he come back in three days? OP by Armstead: We've done it! ....Politics is now an issue-free zone. Yeee Howdy! Change. Tears. Gender. Likability. Rudeness. Cuteness. Skin Color. Inspirational. Experience. Nepotism. Personal flaws. Personal attractiveness. True voice. Multiple personalities. Electability. Polls, polls, polls. Tweety. Feminism. Mysogyny. Racism. Insults. Strategy. Momentum. Firewalls. Comebacks. Takedowns. Generations......Blah,blah,blah. Where do candidates really want to take the country? Who gives a shit? We have all succeeded -- at least for the time being -- in replacing any trace of substance with gossip and soap opera, cults of personality, all liberally mixed with ingredients of the WWE and Pro Football. Excuse me, I have to go examine some photos of the major candidates to see if there are any traces of hair dye in any of them. Now that would be a real scandal. response #1 by Mythsaje: Least Common Denominator... Yep. Sounds about right. Direction? Plans? Issues? :rofl: That's SO last century. response #13 by NYCALIZ: absolutely this century is slogans and good intentions prevent WMDs, spread democracy, transform the middle east response #15 by Armstead: ...take out the laundry response #20 by Mythsaje: and shoot it. That sort of thing. response #17 by TwilightZone: That was perfect. I think I'm going to cry. (Sorry. Really, really sorry.) On a poll by Amerigo Vespucci: Vietnamese bahn mi sandwiches response #3 by rug: Also known as the Walt Starr. response #5 by KitchenWitch: "bahn me right fucking now" OP by salinen: Sports fans, how 'bout that Halliburton bowl game? What a game, huh? Neither the KBR Profiteers or the Blackwater Torturers actually had a winning season, but that didn't stop some dude named Scalia from making these 2 teams the top seeds. You gotta admit, having no referees makes for one exciting football game. The Profiteers quarterback, Billy McBobby, having won the Heistman Trophy through some questionable balloting, was in great form. He threw 17 touchdown passes in the first 9 quarters. But the Torturers had their star running back, Shameless Cheater, run for over 550 yards and 12 touchdowns in the first 7 quarters. I'm glad Fox Sports carried it because nobody calls a game better than the "fair & balanced" network. What an ending. With time literally out with only 72 minutes left to play, McBobby tosses a Hail Jesus into the end zone and the Profiteers prevailed 144 to 143. I won a ton on that game. OP by Kucinich4America: True or False: Yoko Ono & Linda McCartney were the greatest songwriters of the 20th century. Discuss..... response #3 by stimbox: Yoko was way ahead of her time. response #11 by bob_weaver: When will her time come? response #13 by Kucinich4America: Perhaps when she finds her voice? It might have been lost in one of those bags she used to jump around in on stage back in 1971 or so. response #10 by Kucinich4America: They should have put this on Abbey Road. It's a masterpiece http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE response #14 by rAVES: sweet jesus.. every whale on the planet was going "who the hell is that!!!" *edit out cuss, New years kinda resolution* response #40 by leftofthedial: Hey! They had experience! response #48 by orleans: HEY! didn't yoko write "who has seen the wind"? i played it endlessly--as i laughed hysterically response #53 by Kurovski: Silly Yoko. One can only smell such wind. I'm told this was inspired by Didereaux... OP by Elspeth: Look, I'm going to vote Democratic in the GE even if we have a SPOTTED OWL on the ticket Any form of animal life can do a better job that the current Idiot Son in office. Who's with me? response #8 by Old_Growth: Thousands of rodents... Think your candidate sucks! :) response #9 by AnneD: Only if... his running mate is a yellow dog. I don't care for the blue dog, but I can back the yellow dog. response #11 by Elspeth: Ah, sage advice Though they could run a marshmallow for VP and I'd vote for it. :) response #13 by AnneD: No, he's ... too soft on crime. response #23 by youthere: Are you SERIES???!!!?11!! This nation is not ready to have a spotted owl for president. As unpleasant as it is, you know there are people who still hate spotted owls, and it will mobilize the republicans to show up to vote en force if our party nominates a spotted owl. IMO a great horned owl is more electable. response #24 by Enrique: stop parroting that inside-the-beltway conventional wisdom I don't care what all the MSM pundits say, America IS ready for a spotted owl! response #25 by youthere: You might as well put a howler monkey up in the GE! response #47 by 11 Bravo: It worked in the last two elections for the Repugs. response #27 by jberryhill: No. Spotted Owls Are "Shrill" /nt response #41 by Reader Rabbit: You obviously don't give a hoot about our democracy! A spotted owl vote is a vote for special interests over non-avian commoners. :hide: GD, January 9, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2641340 OP by sfexpat2000: So tonight in New Hampshire, Senator Clinton found her voice, women swarmed for her and Obama was subject to the Bradley Effect. John Edwards miraculously stayed near 17% all night. Tomorrow, I'm going to find Huckabee's face on a tortilla. It's deja vu all over again. OP by Webster Green: Will Tweety drop out after his New Hampshire defeat? He should just concede that he's a useless POS, and turn it over to Rachel Maddow. I hate Tweety! B-) OP by Bushwick Bill: lol...Huckabee to attend homeschoolers hoops clash. You know what they say. When the Warriors for Christ and the Chaps lace 'em up, you can throw out the records. Chris Andrews Lansing State Journal Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee will campaign in St. Johns on Friday night. Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas, will stop by the homeschoolers' basketball game between the St. Johns Warriors for Christ and the Lansing Chaps. The game will be at the Wilson Center, 101 W. Cass St. Huckabee is expected to arrive between 8:30 and 9 p.m., about the time of the varsity game's halftime. http://www.lsj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080109/NEWS01/801090461/1001/news response #4 by chimpsrsmarter: over the dinosaur, past the abstinence only booth, under the covenant marriage, nothing but net! On a thread by Anarcho-Socialist: Book reveals Bush's bouts of crying, ghostly visions "George W. Bush, the U.S. President, is prone to bouts of crying caused by the stress of his job and claims to have seen ghosts emerge from the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House, according to a new book on his presidency. In a series of remarkably candid admissions by a sitting president, Mr. Bush confides to author John Draper he has been 'sustained by the discipline of the faithful experience' during the most difficult days of his presidency. (snip) The book casts Mr. Bush as disengaged - almost uninterested - as Hurricane Katrina approached the Gulf Coast on Aug. 28, 2005. On the day before the hurricane struck New Orleans, he spent a day riding his mountain bike and swimming on his ranch in Crawford, Tex. By the time he joined an emergency video conference about Katrina, he was so 'gassed' by his physical exertion he did not ask any questions about the federal government's preparedness, the book says. (snip) After exercising in a White House gym one evening, he told a friend he froze in his steps while approaching the Lincoln Bedroom. Mr. Bush insists 'he saw ghosts - coming out of the wall,' according to the friend..." response #3 by saddlesore: What's wrong with that? Everytime I think about his legacy I have a bout of crying and see ghosts... response #4 by 48percenter: Nothing like a bottle of Jack plus Atavan chaser response #11 by moggie: Ruh-roh! I'll bet those weren't real ghosts. It's Old Man Cheney doing it with mirrors and a projector. response #12 by book_worm: He was "gassed" alright, but not by physical exertion. response #14 by undeterred: Were the Lincoln bedroom ghosts friends of the Clintons? I'm just askin'. :shrug: response #35 by lumberjack_jeff: Oooo... I am the ghost of shitty presidents past.... ... thanks for releasing me from my curse so I can join Mrs Hoover in the afterlife. Oooo! response #39 by SalmonChantedEvening: "Ah see smart people. meh hehheh" "An' they skeer me, like the way that Kar'n Hyooze duz." :scared: response #42 by conspirator: As long as there arent any UFOs involved, nothing to worry about nt response #47 by BlueIris: Woah. Someone needs his Ambien Rx revoked. response #50 by Vickers: I hope the staff has him carrying a Nerf football and not the nuclear football. Sorry...nukular football. response #55 by Sentinel Chicken: Talking with God and seeing ghosts? Who needs booze and crack when you're this fucked up to begin with? OP by Wetzelbill: So anything big happen today in politics? I've been gone all day, didn't see anything on the news. Slow day. :rofl: OP by Buzz Clik: More endorsements from the Republican side: Flanders endorses Huckabee During a dramatic press conference, Ned Flanders announced his unflinching support for Mike Huckabee: Hi ho, pagans! I'm the happiest man in Springfield, yes siree. I have finally found a man among swine who will lead us to the promised land. Just six months ago, I was certain that we, as a country, we done diddly done for. Gone diggidy goners. I looked at the Democratic field of presidential candidates, and prayed that these devils in men's clothing (and a pant suit is a man's clothing) be delivered from us. And I looked at the sinful card of Republicans and asked, "Can I vote for these horrible creatures?" The answer was nopeity negatorium. I just can't dang diddly do dang darn doodly ding dang do it! My noggin was a floggin. And then the hand of our Lord delivered to us an inspiration. The Hope from Hope. I looked at that man and shouted, "Hey diddly deedle. This man is my salvation!" And that's why I'm the happiest man in Springfield. It is with a song in my heart and crucifix in my pocket that I point with joy and give my hardy hearty ho ho support for Mike Hucka-bucka-ducka-bee. Asked for comment about this stunning development, Mr. Huckabee responded, "Ned Beatty? Isn't he dead? What? Ned Flanders? Who?" However, when Mitt Romney heard the news, he became enraged and bellowed, "That sonofabitch! I knew he'd turn on me. How do you think that asshole would like being tied to the roof of my car for a brisk drive down I-9 at 80 mph. He'd shit himself." None of the other GOP candidates returned our calls. OP by Atman: Blimey! Frognal cogfosters! Just sayin. response #1 by AzDar: Wot? Skipadoo off then, Quintwit. That is all. response #2 by scarletwoman: It had to be said. (nt) response #3 by rucky: Kids are on this board, too, you know. mind your language. On a thread by unhappycamper: Scores of F-15s Likely to Stay Grounded "The Air Force is likely to order dozens of its F-15 fighter jets permanently grounded because of critical structural flaws, significantly reducing the number of planes available to protect the United States, officials said Tuesday..." response #1 by IADEMO2004: New flight simulators for grounded planes? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=259x9552 1 chair and 1 big picture of a runway would do. On a thread by Bonobo: I am new to this forum and must say I am so impressed with the level of intelligence of the regulars here (not so much the newbies like me). I am happy to be here. response #1 by wienerdoggie: Looking for the snark. Not detecting any. Is this sincere? response #2 by AndyA: Member since 2003, over 1,000 posts... and you still don't know about the :sarcasm: feature? response #4 by madrchsod: you mean "election reform" don`t you? response #5 by Bonobo: Fuck yes, what it this? "Self-Doubters Anonymous"? response #6 by Birthmark: Yeah, it is. But we were afraid to admit it. response #7 by madrchsod: no .... i was reacting to " level of intelligence" i was confused for a minute... then i noticed it was election reform instead of gd or gd/p.... On a thread by KennedyGuy: OMG!! Freerepublic thinks Obama is a bad candidate.. response #2 by TomInTib: I'm surprised that you haven't gone blind. Be careful about spending too much time over there. Maybe you could get a welder's hood. response #7 by ElboRuum: Ooooh. Do they? Well, then Obama's stock certainly went up in my book. It's kind of how I pick movies to go see. If a critic hates it, then it must be good. So far, Howard the Duck is the only time I've been burned. response #9 by KennedyGuy: what's Howard Finemann got to do with this? OP by ronnykmarshall: The REAL Kerry endorsement ... Who's Teresa backing? On a thread by gaiilonfong: Camille Paglia gets the REAL Hillary "Hillary's willingness to tolerate Bill's compulsive philandering is a function of her general contempt for men. She distrusts them and feels morally superior to them. Following the pattern of her long-suffering mother, she thinks it is her mission to endure every insult and personal degradation for a higher cause -- which, unlike her self-sacrificing mother, she identifies with her near-messianic personal ambition. It's no coincidence that Hillary's staff has always consisted mostly of adoring women, with nerdy or geeky guys forming an adjunct brain trust. Hillary's rumored hostility to uniformed military men and some Secret Service agents early in the first Clinton presidency probably belongs to this pattern. And let's not forget Hillary, the governor's wife, pulling out a book and rudely reading in the bleachers during University of Arkansas football games back in Little Rock..." response #81 by dicksteele: I'm not an HRC fan, but I'd vote for her 100 times before I'd take advice from Paglia. If I had a choice between listening to Camille Paglia for ten minutes, or kissing Hillary Clinton's ass on national TV... well, fetch my ChapStik™ and prepare to have your regular programming interrupted. :puke: On a thread by ck4829: Great, prepare for more pseudohistory. Conservatives are going crazy over Goldberg's new book response #2 by 11 Bravo: Jonah unlatched from mama's shriveled old tit long enough to write an actual book!?!? On a thread by 7 of 11: Help me out with this scenario and win a carrot: A twilight zone order of succession Bloomberg enters the race with Al gore as independents , Obama allies with Clinton, and McCain takes along Guiliani. We have a near three way tie and no one gets a majority count in the electoral college. The college defaults and the vote goes to congress. But the candidates have so many friends there that they can't break a tie either. Swearing in day comes and goes and the Presidency goes to Pelosi or does it. Now Let's take it a bit further: Say Pelosi and Robert Byrd both lose or retire. Now we don't have a Prez or Vice Prez or Speaker or Pro-tempore. The cabinet is now vacant because they have all resigned as expected. So who the hell minds the store? response #3 by Kutjara: A poorly understood provision of the Constitution would come into effect... ...and result in Britney Spears being crowned Queen of the Kingdom of America. You have been warned! OP by swag: Official transcript of the Straits of Hormuz navy/speedboat incident What happen ? Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What! Main screen turn on. It's you!! How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say!! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha .... Captain!! * Take off every 'ZIG'!! You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG'. For great justice On a thread by RoadRage: What are the big Republican Message Boards? response #4 by Skinner: The 800 pound gorilla is Free Republic http://www.freerepublic.com/ response #8 by Fierce: IBTL. Oh...wait.  OP by lame54: THE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND MOVIE GD, January 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2656529  Just like a real DUzy, but much, much cheaper... OP by Oeditpus Rex: The DUzy Awards are a near-perfect example of American democracy in action Twenty-three people nominated posts for the latest round of DUzies. That's a tad less than .02 percent of DU's 112,370 registered members. Conclusion: There's a ton o' seriously funny stuff around here that's not gettin' its propers. I propose that overlooked element of DU hilarity be termed "Kuciniches" and those 23 people "the MSM." :popcorn: response #2 by flvegan: Does that mean sniffa is Hillary? :rofl: Minus the deletes, etc... response #7 by bicentennial_baby: The people want an experienced leader, man... :eyes: response #4 by DarkTirade: Damn straight. The mass media completely ignores me, even when I am utterly hilarious. :( Actually I think I have been mentioned on there once or twice. But that's hardly indicative of my number of brilliantly funny quips, one-liners and sarcastic remarks. *edit* Wait... does this mean I'm gonna get a hot english girlfriend soon? :P response #25 by Oregonian: Did you ever stop to think that it might be your third nipple that's dooming your nomination? Maybe it's time to look in the mirror. response #26 by DarkTirade: ... how the hell did you know about that? I keep telling people it's just a mole... but noooo... nobody believes me... response #27 by Oregonian: Let's just say those nekkid shots of you that you thought were a secret have surfaced ... I know, I know. You were just starting out in the business back then and needed to eat. You thought they were "artistic." :P response #28 by Oeditpus Rex: If you guys insist on sexin' up my thread we'll have to call this subset of posts "Britneys." response #30 by DarkTirade: That doesn't quite fit, see this subthread still has cultural relevance. response #11 by rug: The DUzy caucuses are brutal. response #17 by flvegan: PAPER DUZY BALLOTS NOW! response #18 by MrCoffee: nice heart attack, Fred Sanford chill out, homeslice. response #21 by hisownpetard: I see you've been following my posts closely and noticing how out-of-proportion the number of DUzys I've received are vis-a-vis the total tonnage of titilation I've contributed to on this here site. Some weeks, I've had the krap Kuciniched out of me, been kicked to the kurb and my spirit krushed. But nothing can keep me down for long. You kan kall me the Komeback Kid (and I've never even been to New Hampshire). response #18 by MrCoffee: nice heart attack, Fred Sanford chill out, homeslice. response #22 by turtlensue: Yes, its an unfair and biased system... I know this because I have yet to get one...All I can say is ...The powers that be on DU obviously have not the wit to appreciate my satirical genius...that being said..GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!!! (real subtle, huh?) :rofl: response #32 by bridgit: I'm thinking of starting up a kind of Morris Agency for would-be, wannabe DU comics... I'd say 'stand-up comics', but clearly only a few are likely actually standing while shouting this shit from across the room via some voice activation script of some kind in that oft times only every 3 to 5 words are funny in the least; so I'll be representing sit-down comics and no I'm not talking like Bob Newhart on a stool with just a phone receiver in his hand sans cord rolling his eyes in the course of answering his own questions, no... I'm talking folks that are true diamonds, or diamonds in the rough laboriously tippy-tapping away at their, presumably, ergonomic keyboards with every other good intent & intention well in their tiny little lion hearts cept the poor dears simply have no representation, you know... Someone to send that friendly email into the bowels of the DU power structure itself, the tender, creative criticism we all need so vitally, the warm, fuzzily suggested 'spit cup take', or hi-larry-ass drop of the pants in cyber public, yeah! That's the ticket!! This world *needs* funny, and DU is dropping the funny ball.  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Sat Jan-12-08 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
| 1. I'm sticking with Cthulhu too! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
| 2. w00t! 2 for me... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. Yay! The DUzys are here! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
| 4. k&r |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. The DUzys appear right above a post titled "No One is Laughing This Time". |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:53 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 7. Oh, shite. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 16. LOL |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #16 |
| 18. I'm sure you can come up with one. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 24. What did the boner say to the red corpuscle? |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:07 PM Response to Reply #24 |
| 26. I knew you'd come through. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #26 |
| 29. I thought he came through awfully fast. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #29 |
| 33. ... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:32 PM Response to Reply #29 |
| 34. He must owe you |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:34 PM Response to Reply #34 |
| 36. Which reminds me... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:45 PM Response to Reply #36 |
| 40. Link??? |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:49 PM Response to Reply #40 |
| 43. Here it is. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:53 PM Response to Reply #43 |
| 44. Beyond awesome |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:56 PM Response to Reply #44 |
| 45. Yes, you would have. You're welcome. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:46 PM Response to Reply #36 |
| 41. Actually, intelligent design |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:40 PM Response to Reply #29 |
| 37. Spin it however you want, |
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I feel no kilt!
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:43 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 38. Alright, I'll assume it's an accident |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:57 PM Response to Reply #38 |
| 46. Youthful indiscretions. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:44 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 39. Is that haggis under there, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:58 PM Response to Reply #39 |
| 47. Bubble and squeak? |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:59 PM Response to Reply #47 |
| 48. ,,, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:01 PM Response to Reply #48 |
| 50. Yes. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:04 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 51. Well, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:13 PM Response to Reply #51 |
| 56. Oh believe me, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:16 PM Response to Reply #56 |
| 57. ... |
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Sun Jan-13-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #56 |
| 99. apparently, so has someone else. |
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Mon Jan-14-08 12:40 AM Response to Reply #99 |
| 108. Well pardon me |
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Mon Jan-14-08 10:39 AM Response to Reply #108 |
| 109. LOL, now I'm imagining you as Bleever the Pretty Pony. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:07 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 54. ... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:00 PM Response to Reply #39 |
| 49. When I grabbed that pic, I didn't even notice. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:04 PM Response to Reply #49 |
| 52. Well, if you didn't even notice when you grabbed it, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:06 PM Response to Reply #52 |
| 53. I think you nailed it. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:19 PM Response to Reply #53 |
| 58. Oh please! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:26 PM Response to Reply #58 |
| 60. And yet, I'm the one who gets accused of being a size-queen. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:42 PM Response to Reply #60 |
| 63. 'Tis an ill wind that blows no good... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:59 PM Response to Reply #63 |
| 68. I dunno, I wouldn't toss him off the cot for eating beans. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:56 PM Response to Reply #60 |
| 67. It's a Twofer! |
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Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 11:57 PM by Patsy Stone
Size and Queen
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:12 AM Response to Reply #67 |
| 69. Bangers, bangers and more bangers! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:16 AM Response to Reply #67 |
| 72. It's good to be the Queen. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 02:20 AM Response to Reply #72 |
| 86. Mostly, at this point, in this thread, I'm glad |
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Sun Jan-13-08 08:30 AM Response to Reply #86 |
| 90. Well, whatever you do, |
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Sun Jan-13-08 08:50 PM Response to Reply #72 |
| 104. scarletwoman. |
 :toast: to the queen, for whom it is good to be! MKJ |
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Sun Jan-13-08 10:29 PM Response to Reply #104 |
| 106. We ARE amused! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 19. LOL! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:33 PM Response to Reply #19 |
| 35. I'm gonna need more gaffer's tape, |
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Sat Jan-12-08 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
| 6. Nice work, Jeff & co.! |
 And :rofl:'d |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
| 8. ... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
| 9. Hooray, K & R!!! LMAO. And, I won a DUzy, which was a happy surprise! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. Thanks! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:18 PM Response to Reply #10 |
| 12. Because you asked for it: |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:20 PM Response to Reply #12 |
| 13. LOFL! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:05 PM Response to Reply #12 |
| 25. Great, just great. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:14 PM Response to Reply #25 |
| 30. YIkes. Scrub a dubbed my mind squeaky clean. And, I do love U2! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
| 11. Great Job, my dear JeffR! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
| 14. Javaman's "faux funeral" |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
| 15. What a week!! Wow! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:44 PM Response to Reply #15 |
| 21. omg me too, repubes are comedy gold, it almost writes itself. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
| 17. "Politics is now an issue-free zone." I now understand why my thread was moved. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
| 20. DUzy? I don't need no stinkin' DUzy! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 03:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
| 95. The evil press corp is up to 35 this week. |
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Mon Jan-14-08 02:11 PM Response to Reply #95 |
| 110. Perish the thought. |
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Mon Jan-14-08 04:56 PM Response to Reply #110 |
| 111. We are proud elitists, all. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
| 22. Fine work as per usual, JeffR! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
| 23. We need a DUzy Alert button! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:22 PM Response to Reply #23 |
| 32. Awesome idea |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
| 27. I was three forums away but had to come back to say |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
| 28. Oh, hell. If I thought anyone was reading my posts, I would have given credit... |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:20 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 31. . . . |
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Sun Jan-13-08 04:06 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 96. Those were stills from EarlG's Top Ten list and a DUer put it in a vid. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
| 42. Aaaahhhh. The DUzy's are here and I'm becoming an addict. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:48 PM Response to Reply #42 |
| 65. Seven A.M.??!!!111oneoneone. We're talking Jeffie here. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
| 55. w00t I made it. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 59. I'm elated that my "masturbated into a clown's shoe" post won one. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #59 |
| 93. You should get another one for working "elated" and "clown shoe" |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
| 61. Yes! The mighty Yoko & Linda thread made it!! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
| 62. Wow! I got three on here this week! either I'm funny or accidentally stupid. LOL nt |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #62 |
| 71. You're a business genius. |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
| 64. You really need to stop giving DUzy's to us newbies... |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:24 AM Response to Reply #64 |
| 74. Welcome and congratulations! |
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Sat Jan-12-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
| 66. Someone (other than me) needs to design and market the DUzy Lapel Pin. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:13 AM Response to Reply #66 |
| 70. Me too! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:18 AM Response to Reply #70 |
| 73. The DUzy fig leaf? |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:25 AM Response to Reply #73 |
| 75. Cock ring! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:25 AM Response to Reply #73 |
| 76. Sporran. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:28 AM Response to Reply #76 |
| 77. I knew that. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:36 AM Response to Reply #77 |
| 83. I wasn't going to go there, |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:28 AM Response to Reply #76 |
| 78. Very Celtic. I like it. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:29 AM Response to Reply #78 |
| 79. A butt-plug? Celtic? Really? |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
| 80. Locking |
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Sun Jan-13-08 05:20 PM Response to Reply #80 |
| 103. Whoa! You gave me a scare! |
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Mon Jan-14-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #103 |
| 107. The Mods ROCK... |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
| 81. Oh mah fookin gawd! SOOO much funny stuff this week! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
| 82. Another DUzy for me! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
| 84. I think I might just read these and stay away from the flames for a while |
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Sun Jan-13-08 01:33 AM Response to Reply #84 |
| 85. Good plan. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 03:44 AM Response to Original message |
| 87. I got a DUzy, back in the game! K&R |
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Sun Jan-13-08 05:35 AM Response to Original message |
| 88. Itr's way too early in the morning to be howling with |
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Sun Jan-13-08 06:10 AM Response to Original message |
| 89. wow. got my 4Th DUzy! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
| 91. Can the DUzy award responses get a DUzy award? |
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Sun Jan-13-08 04:07 PM Response to Reply #91 |
| 97. Oh, yes! The award goes to both the original poster and the responders! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
| 92. Two DUzy's!! Woohooooo! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
| 94. Yay! My first DUzy. |
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Sun Jan-13-08 04:35 PM Response to Reply #94 |
| 100. DUzy Winner avatars available here: |
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Sun Jan-13-08 05:15 PM Response to Reply #100 |
| 102. That reminds me, has Sister Rosa Refried ever been back? |
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Sun Jan-13-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
| 98. Holy hat trick, Batman! |
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Sun Jan-13-08 10:26 PM Response to Reply #98 |
| 105. Well, it's obvious that |
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| 101. Woohoo! Got my first DUzy! |
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