Chimpy seems to think his approvals will go up to 45% - let's list ways how

[CatWoman]

this could/can happen.

1. Fucking resign.

[OzarkDem]

1. He resorts to using hallucinogens

[gratuitous]

4. No, the rest of us resort to using hallucinogens

I know that's the only way Chimpy would look good to me - under the influence of some heavy duty narcotics.

[OzarkDem]

7. Dude, lets put acid in the water reservoirs

[hobbit709]

2. 2. Admit everything

[AndyA]

3. Poll only members of the Bush family.

He might eek out 45% then.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Resign, turn over all the missing e-mails, surrender to the War Crimes Tribunal,

and promise never to be seen or heard in public again. That *might* do it.

[tekisui]

6. Attempts Suicide

[Vanje]

8. Polling done door to door....

....by armed homeland security agents wearing eagle-studded jack-boots and caressing big machetes.

[bigwillq]

9. Thank goddess the DUzy's were delayed

I nominate this thread! :bounce:

[Canuckistanian]

10. He lights up a spliff on camera

No, I could be wrong even on that.

[Bright Eyes]

11. 3. Threaten to kill kittens until approval goes rating up

[Angleae]

35. The beatings will continue

until morale improves.

[onehandle]

12. The Savior of the Middle-East!!!

Thank GOD his attention FINALLY landed there!

He's hardly even MENTIONED the Middle-East in Seven Years!

Now the RAPTURE can come!


Kiss your Liberal Asses Goodbye!

[NanceGreggs]

13. New math introduced in US ...

The symbol previously known as zero (0) is now the symbol for 45%.

[zbdent]

14. "That's My Bush" makes a comeback ...

problem is, the freepers don't realize it's the Comedy Channel show, think it's a reality show ...

[Lisa]

19. that's it! If they get a bunch of Bush impersonators out there ...

... people might start mistaking Dubya for them. Most of them are smarter, more talented, wittier, and more aware of domestic and global issues than he is, so it's bound to rub off!

He will have to pretend he's Will Ferrell, Timothy Bottoms, or Frank Caliendo in order to cash in on the popularity, but I'm sure he'd be up to the challenge. (Bush routinely steals ideas from other people -- Bill Clinton, Al Gore, etc.)

[AlinPA]

15. Easy. Just pay the pollsters and tell them to report the number he wants.

[old guy]

22. Makes sense to me.

Only way he will ever reach that level.

[zbdent]

36. WHAT??? The pollsters would accept money? For what they'd do

for free?

[Initech]

16. Gives everyone in America $300. Oh, wait....

[smokey nj]

17. Issue an executive order that 29% will heretofore be known as 45%.

[Arkansas Granny]

18. Your first four words say it all: "Chimpy seems to think..."

In all actuality, we all know that thinking is beyond his capabilities. Probably, someone in his circle of advisors has told him this in order to keep his interest establishing his "legacy".

[cureautismnow]

20. Let Diebold conduct the polling.

If he's going to shoot for the moon, he'd better bring his Saturn V booster-> Diebold.

[rug]

21. Invade Texas.

[LibDemAlways]

23. Ask the question, "Do you approve of

GW Bush leaving office?" Then he'd have 100%.

[XemaSab]

24. Declare everyone living in a "blue" state a felon

:(

[CatWoman]

29. heh

I thought they had already done that!! :crazy:

[jlake]

25. It's just so tragic....he dreams of getting UP to 45% LOL

What a joke.

[The Gunslinger]

28. You beat me to it.

[Rincewind]

26. one way

Chimpy receives a brand new shotgun from an admiring freeper. During a presser with Darth Cheney, Chimpy shows off his new toy. Darth says "watch where you point that Junior". The rest you can all guess.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

27. He overcomes his disabilities and learns to speak English rather than Gibberish?

[AzDar]

30. Hara-kiri.

:toast:

[RoadRage]

31. Shares his coke stash

1 free oz to anyone who asks...

[cynatnite]

32. Providing free health insurance for all, ending the war, legalizing gay marriage...

taking Alito, Scalia, and Roberts off the bench and replacing them with Edwards, and others like him, raise taxes on the wealthy, lower them for the middle class and poor, adopt a policy of ending global warming and making a public apology to the country and everyone around the world for all the pain he caused during his tenure as president....

He might make it to 45% approval rating and even after all that I'm still having doubts.

[ladjf]

33. It won't matter what number his ratings go up to. Anything over

10% would obviously be fraudulent.

[marmar]

34. Blow up "Iranians" speeding by in rubber boats.....

:think: