Tapes of George Bush's love songs to Laura discovered

[Elwood P Dowd]

Here is his first one.

Laura Bush: Okay George, sing away
George Bush.: Awright, listen.......
(He accompanies himself by slapping the large can.)

Old Aunt Maria, jump in the fi-ah,
Fire too hot, jump in the pot,
Pot to black, jump in the crack,
Crack to high, jump in the sky,
Sky to blue, jump in canoe,
Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,
Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,
Loft to rotten, jump in the cotton,
Cotton so white she stay there all night.

Laura Bush: That's good, George
George Bush.: Wanna hear 'Eatin' Goober Peas'?

[Olney Blue]

1. Crack too high, or high on crack?

:rofl:

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. Stop making fun of George Ernest T. W. Bush (nm)

(nm)

[Olney Blue]

3. I would never do that!

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. Good, because he knows all about small business growth.

He was one.