Giving the gift of cosmetic change is now hotter than ever this holiday season!
Want to give the breast holiday present ever? How about the gift that keeps on giving: Plastic surgery!
We've all heard about high schoolers begging for -- and getting -- nose jobs for graduation or sugar daddies funding their girlfriends' lunchtime lipo, but now, just in time for Christmas, you can give the one you love a BOTOX® Cosmetic (Botulinum Toxin Type A) gift card. Just wait until you see the (lack of) expression on her face when she unwraps what she thinks is a $50 Bed, Bath & Beyond gift certificate but is actually the pathway to three-to-six months of eternal youth.
"Dear Journalist," the press release addressed to me read, "For your Holiday Gift Guide, please consider a story about taking the stress out of finding the perfect holiday gift! A recent international survey found that 52% of women 'of a certain age' would like to receive cosmetic injectables as a gift, which begs the question ... how do you wrap it?"
(This email came to me in response to a request I put out for "fitness-related gift guide ideas for young women, from soy candles to the hottest running shoes." So the fact that a PR agent translated my query into a plastic surgery inquest just tickles me. But I'm glad he did because now, I know what to get my notoriously hard-to-buy-for best friend with totally unsightly crow's feet.)
To the rescue are doctors' offices now selling gift cards for physician-administered aesthetic treatments, including BOTOX® Cosmetic, JUVÉDERM™ dermal fillers, laser treatments and facials. The cost pretty much rules it out as a Secret Santa gift, but here's a quick breakdown of the price: The average BOTOX treatment for vertical frown lines (those little monsters that furrow in deep between your eyebrows) is $300 to $500. The effects of the treatment can last up to four months. So for just $3-$5 per day, you're giving the gift of baby-smooth skin ... for cheaper than a daily Peppermint White Mocha Latte from Starbucks.
If BOTOX is so last year for your group of friends, why not try JUVÉDERM, a type of hyaluronic acid dermal filler? As my (now favorite) press release cheerfully chirps, "...the gift of JUVÉDERM™ will keep on giving because it's the only HA dermal filler currently FDA approved to last up to one year! Much better than a fruitcake!" I love whoever wrote this.
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http://www.alternet.org/healthwellness/71018/