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I'm sending this out as a ltte that will probably never get published, but I couldn't resist.
When Jimmy Carter left office he went around the world monitoring elections, resolving conflicts and helped build so many Habitat For Humanity Houses that they became synonymous with his name. Upon his return to private life, Bill Clinton traveled the planet helping to create an awareness of HIV/AIDs treatments to poor countries and getting relief dollars for natural disaster victims. So what is in the cards for the afterlife of the Bush presidency?
Why of course, “George and Dick’s Country Remodeling”.
“ Got a despot you need overthrown? Want a little taste of American democracy? Rife with sectarian strife? Just give us a call. We can bring in our crack intelligence team to assess your needs and cherry-pick a plan just for you. We’ll bring in our own privately funded army of mercenaries to destroy your infrastructure, topple your government and basically level the playing field. But that’s not all we offer. We can use a variety of our partners to help you back to your feet. Get the word out with our highly disciplined Fox Media Team. We’ll help you design a new Constitution with the help of Gonzales & Yoo Inc. and set up your elections with consulting from Diebold. Need lights water and electricity? Halliburton is there for you.
We’ll be there faster than you can spell-- subpoena.
We have a variety of oil lease and permanent base payment plan options available.
So if you too want to be another Iraq, just call 1-800- OCCUPYD. Free Dead-Eye- Dick commemorative shotgun with every order.”
“Brush clearing also available upon request”.
We now return you to Condi’s Fashion Floorshow.
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