Have Fun! Create Your Own National Enquirer Headline About the Republicans Here:

[David Zephyr]

OHdem10 has a thread pointing out that the same National Enquirer that is now smearing John Edwards also headlined that Barack and Obama were in a relationship.

John Edwards's love child? Barack and Obama in a relationship? What a bunch of crap that is!

What's your National Enquirer and/or World News Tabloid Headline for the Republican Candidates?

Have fun.

[greguganus]

1. Barack and Obama in a relationship?

:wtf:

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. You wouldn't believe how close they are ...

:evilgrin:

I must say I'm disappointed - I was hoping for an automatic headline generator like the Daily Mail-o-matic

[Virginia Dare]

22. Split personality...

like the Three Faces of Eve...:shrug:

[sinkingfeeling]

2. "Romney finds hidden golden plates from the Book of Mormon stating he's to be the next President."

[David Zephyr]

3. Now that's what I'm talking about, sinkingfeeling.

Enquiring minds want to know.

[AndyA]

5. "Marie Osmond shocker: She had affair with Mitt Romney!" n/m

[debbierlus]

8. What could we possibly make up that would be worse then the truth?

I can't think of anything...

[David Zephyr]

9. Oh, my God! It sounds true to me!

Wow!

[debbierlus]

6. It wouldn't work, if the people didn't stand for it

If people didn't buy the magazines....and, tuned out of every program that featured this crap, it would stop.

[mikeytherat]

7. MItt Romney - "Morman? More like 'less-man,'" claims ex-lover.

mikey_the_rat

[David Zephyr]

10. LOL!

Less man! This is fun.

[niceypoo]

11. Guiliani's Secret Sex Change Revealed

[IDemo]

12. "Romney, McCain, Giuliani are secret worshippers of THIS chimpanzee!"

[NV Whino]

13. We can haz cheezburger?

[Arugula Latte]

14. "Rudy Giuliani's Former Combover Sues for Abandonment"

[B Calm]

15. Huckabee's mistress aborts love child!

[sinkingfeeling]

16. "Disney Recalls Fred Thompson Animatron for Software Upgrade"

"Huckabee Struck Down by Giant Lightning Bolt in Iowa Cornfield"
"Giuliani: 'I Want to Be America's First Woman President'"


I like this.

[book_worm]

17. BUSH INSANELY JEALOUS OF MCCAIN-LIEBERMAN ALLIANCE

"I thought they were both in love with me," a drunken Bush sobs to Condi. "Now, now, little man. I'm here for you," Condi tells him.

[MethuenProgressive]

18. US to Deport All Elected Republicans To Gitmo and Abu Ghraib

Cries of 'Don't Taze Me Bro!' echo across Cuba and Iraq.

[B Calm]

19. Huckabee caught jacking off while looking at MAD magazine..

[Yavapai]

20. MICRO-BIOLOGISTS FIND BUSHES BRAIN!!!

Very tiny biologists claimed yesterday to have located Bush’s brain by with new high power CT scans. They also claimed that the reason no one could find it before was that it isn’t connected to anything else in his body. Also that it was always assumed by researchers to be an impacted anal cyst.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Lieberman admits he faked the orgasm when he kissed George

Bush, in front of Gawd and everybody in congress, in 2003...

Larry Craig admits he was just in that crapper because he likes a little strange poop.

[Virginia Dare]

23. Rudy Giuliani is Bat Boy's daddy!..

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What large teeth they have!

[Virginia Dare]

26. Bat Boy actually looks more like Judy..

[Perry Logan]

24. First Alien Contact: "We mean no harm to your planet, but those Republicans have to go."

[KingFlorez]

27. "Bush and Condi: Secret videotape exposed!"

[catnhatnh]

28. Well, it's more of an old "World Weekly News" Headline...

...But How About "BAT BOY REVEALS GAY SEX TRIANGLE WITH WITH MITT AND HUCK" With a sub head "Both Wanted a Dominate Top Who Was Religiously Tolerant"......