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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:48 PM Original message |
What's the difference between Bush and a petulant, shit-flinging chimpanzee? |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. The chimp smells better? n/t |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. and is more intelligent. |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 05:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
37. Some of us can use email and post on DU. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. Put it this way: what's the difference between Bush and Bonzo? |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. How are Bush* and Bonzo alike? Both had their diapers changed by Ronald Reagan. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. OUCH! |
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Kucinich4America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:32 PM Response to Reply #13 |
26. And Reagan bottle fed both of them too. |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. *rimshot* |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. chimps fling the poo themselves... |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. Chimps have a longer attention span, are loyal to their troop |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 05:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
38. I agree. Nothing can compare to * |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:51 PM Original message |
The chimpanzee has better table manners. |
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TwilightGardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. Chimps wouldn't be caught dead in Crocs. |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
7. The Chimp Has Superior Ethics |
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villager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
8. Okay, I'm stumped. What is it? |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:55 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. I asked you first! |
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DemGa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
9. Why, one of them was installed as president, of course! |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
10. The chimp acts that way because he's in a cage. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. A chimp can ride a Segway without falling the hell over. |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. Bush* better not stand too close to the chimp, or he will be the shit that is flung. |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
16. The chimp is more closely related to humans than *? |
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WhiteTara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
17. one of them lives in our white house? |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. Bush would be very specific about where he flung the shit, the monkey wouldn't care. |
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bunkerbuster1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:08 PM Original message |
The chimp is much, much stronger. |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
20. I have no idea. |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:23 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Same DNA, except for that Bar bit. |
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countingbluecars (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. About 10 IQ points |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
22. You don't know either? |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:22 PM Response to Original message |
23. One's in the Whitehouse? |
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datadiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
25. The chimp is better looking! n/t |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
27. Thousands of people are not dead because of the chimp. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
28. the chimps actually get something positive accomplished |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
29. Chimp would be a better president. n/t |
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sicksicksick_N_tired (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
30. There are no "petulant, shit-flinging chimpanzees". There is a GWB. eom |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 10:48 PM Response to Reply #30 |
41. Zing! |
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zorahopkins (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
31. The Chimp Would Be A Better President |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
32. The chimp can do math like a college kid |
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Selatius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
33. Killing power. |
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Cha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
34. Shit flinging chimps have |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
35. Do not make fun of my species or I will shoot you. |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
36. That's like asking, "what's the difference between a |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
39. Skull and Bones. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
40. The chimp will eventually tire |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
42. 60 IQ points |
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kineneb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
43. Chimp is chimp. Bush still working on "human". nt. |
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JeanGrey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-18-07 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
44. THE CHIMP IS SMARTER! |
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