Ewww! Did you hear Malloy say they bring Shrub's poop home?

[napi21]

Apparently they ship a porta potty with him when he travels abroad. The Presidential excriment is then brought back to the US for disposal. At first all I could say was EEWWWW!!! But then I started to think about that. Isn't alcohol and drugs dectible through a person's excriment?

Then Mike read a story about Shrub always using a "food taster" and that no one has done that for many years!

I think Shrub is more paranoid than Nixon was, but then again, I guess I can understand why. EVERYONE hates him!

[MonkeyFunk]

1. That's true of all presidents

and world leaders visiting here save theirs, too.

You could learn a lot about the medical condition of any person by examining their stool. This didn't start with Bush - it's been going on for decades.

[napi21]

4. Are you serious? Isn't that just another "What do they have to hide" thing?

I honestly have Never heard anything like that before!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. Yes

and believe it or not, we wanna steal the poo of other leaders.

We could tell which medications they're on, learn a lot about health conditions, etc.

[Breeze54]

13. Man that's a boat load of shit for shrub!

DNA, DNA, DNA!! ;)

[Eurobabe]

12. I heard Cheney's is radioactive, immediately sealed

and shipped to the nearest nuclear waste site.

[gateley]

16. That's actually really interesting. I wonder if it was first implemented

because someone somewhere DID test a visiting leader's uh, output.... It actually makes sense. Just something one doesn't want to think about, though.

[Richard Steele]

26. Ya got a LINK for that exceptionally extraordinary claim?

[MonkeyFunk]

31. Nope

read an article years ago about it, though.

We once got a "sample" of Gorbachev's output via an elaborate trap set under a toilet he used. Israel may've pioneered the technique - I remember them doing it to, I believe, President Assad of Syria. It was awhile ago.

Why is the claim so exceptionally extraordinary? Can't you imagine the information that could be gotten on world leaders this way? You don't think spy organizations would be interested in it, and you don't think WE'D be interested in preventing them from having it?

[Richard Steele]

42. Bummer. nm

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[K Gardner]

47. Oh god.. LMFAO ! You go, you fighter for Democracy !!

[Ichingcarpenter]

54. Great Shit.......now who pick up this, at the UN?

[Richard Steele]

56. Madsen and Rense? Sorry, neither of those "sources" are worth reading.

Madsen is a serial fabricator; he just makes shit up.

And the Rense site is such loony tinfoil crap that we're
actually prohibited from linking to it here.

If any of the mods see your post there, it'll get zapped.

[proud2BlibKansan]

55. Ok I have to ask

if a president or world leader flushes, how does one go about getting some of their stool to examine?

[Horse with no Name]

2. They don't want it being tested for drugs. n/t

[Kutjara]

3. Well, they've got to have something to fill the shelves...

...of his Presidential Library. Since everything comes out of his ass anyway, it's all pretty much a wash.

[alfredo]

6. We have a winner!!!

[NanceGreggs]

10. Be it hereby known ...

One (1) keyboard and monitor screen owed to one NanceGreggs by one Kutjara, said items having been despoiled by the spewing of one glass of Arizona Green Tea (iced) upon such specified items, as a direct result of the aforesaid Kutjara's post.

When asked to comment on the pending litigation, NanceGreggs had nothing to say other than :rofl: :rofl:, and :rofl:.

This reaction is NOT to be taken as a dismissal of compensation deemed to be due and owing, nor the seriousness of the alleged damages herein described.

[Kutjara]

18. In mitigation, the defendant...

...points to the undoubted truth of his assertions and the considerable public safety benefits accruing from his publication of the information in question. In short, the keyboard/monitor of the plaintiff is a small price to pay if their sacrifice saves even one person from significant psychological harm resulting from inadvertent exposure to the planned ordure repository.

:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

20. The Plaintiff concedes ...

... the existence of mitigating circumstances, and will agree to the dismissal of all charges upon the agreement that the Defendant shall, from this day forward and in perpetuity, forewarn the public-at-large of possible resultant property damage by the prominent display of a :spray: warning before posting iced-tea-spew-inducing messages, photographic materials, and/or graphics.

:hi:

[lumberjack_jeff]

7. Do they scrape it off the walls of his suite? n/t

[upi402]

8. Yeah, must be some good shit in that shit

[HuffleClaw]

9. a food taster? does he also have a jester?

i wonder how much the job pays

[Breeze54]

14. Lieberman

:P

[MiniMe]

32. DUzy!!

[TommyO]

35. He doesn't need a jester, he is the court jester to Cheney.

[marmar]

11. Aren't they bringing enough shit home in the form of * himself?

I feel for the poor schmuck who has that job.... :puke:

[lumberjack_jeff]

27. What's the difference between GW and a real cowboy?

The shit's on the outside of the real cowboys boots.

Bada-boom.

[WritersBlock]

15. At least the sewers are being protected from Dubya's shit. Too bad the rest of the world isn't. n/

[gatorboy]

17. It makes the film "The Madness of King George" all the more fitting. n/t

Perhaps he has a physician that's obsessed with his feces as well. :rofl:

[AspenRose]

51. "PISS POT!"

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

19. they have to have something to put in his library

[ConsAreLiars]

21. I think they want evidence that the Chimp actually did something

during its trips abroad. That was all they could come up with.

[Cleita]

22. So how much do they pay the lucky person who gets to be

his food taster? Or, is it some poor shlub who thinks he's doing it for god and country? I mean didn't they have slaves or prisoners do that job in the past? Who would do it who is free not to?

[emmadoggy]

44. Well, how about the poor shlub

who has to store and dispose of his crap! My God, how do you pay anybody enough money for THAT job?!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

Oh yeah, this thread needs one of these too..... :hurts:

[alphafemale]

23. Wow. Talk about having to tote around a "Nuclear Football." nt

[earth mom]

24. They must be bringing back a TON of sh*t since * is so full of it.

:puke:

[Contrary1]

25. Hopefully, they can keep all the crap coming out of Washington sorted properly...

[krispos42]

28. Well, Democrats are in charge of the Congress nowadays

More targets need more ammo, so Chimpster needs more poo to fling!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. Purina Speechwriter Chow n/t

[Perry Logan]

30. This suggests a really weird movie in which terrorists steal the President's poop.

[MiniMe]

33. So THAT is what was in the CIA plane that crashed

ala Cheech and Chong.

Man, thats a lot of shit

[Vinca]

34. They're probably going to dry it out, shellac the balls and sell

keychains to the loyal Bushies.:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

36. So how, exactly, is this accomplished (I'm not sure I really want to know)?

Does the Chimperor do his business in an ordinary toilet and some unfortunate flunky has to fish out every last bit of the Presidential Poo with a guppy net? Or does he make his deposit directly into a Tupperware container? Is the Imperial Doody then flash-frozen and kept under guard to be sure Osama bin Laden doesn't get ahold of it and analyze it in his secret underground laboratory for traces of cocaine and Doritos?

This is so weird, and so disgusting.

[MiniMe]

37. If they use a porta-potty (per the original post) they just have to empty it out

and bring it back. I just don't see * using a porta-potty, he humungous ego might get in the way.

[MonkeyFunk]

39. I read an article awhile ago about this (pre-Bush)

it seems they put a plastic bag in the bowl, then just seal it up.

[symbolman]

38. After he found out he had a Food Taster

Bush immediately applied for the Job of Shit Taster, thrilled to find that he had once again beat everyone to the punch... :)

How much does it cost to lug around a Solid Gold Toilet these days?

I heard once they got confused at the White House, where they dressed up a turd in his big suit, and pushed it out to give a speech in front of members of the UN... Bush didn't mind being freeze-dried back there in the lab, he needed the Rest as it was... :)

[Orsino]

40. Reid and Pelosi gotta eat, too, you know. n/t

[LizW]

41. Not just Shrub, the whole family (food taster)

Jenna Bush recently spoke at my son's high school. The PTO was going to prepare a goodie basket for her, and the Secret Service told them she could not have home-baked cookies and snacks. No fruit, either. Only factory-packaged cookies and snacks and sealed bottles of water. :eyes:

[mitchum]

49. I take it that she can only booze it up from sealed minibottles...

a lot of sealed minibottles

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

43. They can it and sell it at closed-door GOP fund raisers - $2,000 a can!

Makes for a tasty spread on crackers, a pleasant break from that evil librul French pâté or Russian caviar. Real Republican Freedom Feces!

[K Gardner]

45. Good lord.. ::shudder:::

[mitchum]

48. It's the main course at the annual freeper picnic

[Generic Brad]

50. Maybe he's composting the Rose Garden

It just may be he prefers his own brand.

[DS1]

52. He must love getting back home fully stocked up on ammo

[cherokeeprogressive]

53. Ever gone mountain climbing?

My bud climbed Mt. Whitney this summer. He had to bring his own shit back in plastic bags.

So?

[greyl]

57. ...but that's out of courtesy, isn't it. :) nt

[Pastiche423]

58. Where is the captured poop go once it's gathered?

Is that was is in dead eye dick's man size safe?

[Richard Steele]

59. It's processed into "bills" and forewarded to our "leaders" in Congress. nm