Panic stricken flee FOX news as soda can bursts....

[LeftHander]

A stampede for the exits ensued by fear laden FOX News employees after Ralph Hampton's diet soda exploded in the break room. Ralph removed the soda from the freezer and while standing at the microwave it burst showering nearby employees with soda. Fearing the worst, they started screaming and someone alerted the News Room that a terrorist attack was occurring on a 911 scale. Fox News crawled the headline and soon and the on air newsroom anchor had live coverage with one of the victims via cell phone as they were trapped under a table in the breakroom.

The team of remote backup graphic artists uploaded the banner slash screen "Liberal Terror ATTACK!!" complete with 3d twirling text trailing chemical flames. All regular FOX programming was interrupted.

Bill O'Rielly and Ann Coulter called for the detention and interrogation of all liberal political groups and for Americans to be on the look out for soda drinking progressives.

[BridgeTheGap]

1. Well, they're correct that the aspartame (artificial sweetner) is toxic

but how many fat liberals do you know?

[zorahopkins]

2. Pop?

Pop Go The Weasels??

[jojo54]

3. Excellent, zorahopkins!

Welcome to DU!

[uppityperson]

4. funny, but I'm waiting to see what it really was.

Result of taco saturday?

[Turbineguy]

5. Thanks!

I was wondering what happened. Now I don't have to read Free Republic to find out.

[riona]

6. Ralph shouldn't operate kitchen appliances

[Lint Head]

7. Maybe they realized that what they are reporting is poison.

:dem:

[shadowknows69]

8. If this had been an attack

It would have been soda and Mentos.

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. It's the Pepsi Syndrome all over again!

[FloridaJudy]

10. We've got to fight the sodas over there

To keep them from attacking FOX here.

[lpbk2713]

11. Billo called in sick today.

When last seen he was hiding under his bed.

[knitter4democracy]

12. Wait, this really happened?

I thought it was a joke. Did this actually happen? :rofl: What wusses.