Caption Fred Thompson

[Kadie]

In this photo provided by CBS, Republican presidential hopeful former Sen. Fred Thompson, R-Tenn., appears on CBS's 'Face the Nation' in Washington, Sunday, Dec. 16, 2007.
(AP Photo/CBS Face the Nation, Karin Cooper)

[Richard Steele]

1. He's having his Nixon Moment: "I am not a coot!" nm

[SoCalDem]

2. Rock

[Happyhippychick]

3. When I'm feeling like this, a little Miralax gets things unblocked.

It's overnight, gentle relief.

[cboy4]

4. I don't have anything funny, because Thompson makes

me angry.

But you'd think with all that money he has, he'd be able to do something about his appearance.

He's really a mess.

[marylanddem]

5. "Not just another pretty face"

[bahrbearian]

6. I wanted my meat Pureed

Just like my Peas.

[madokie]

7. hell, look at the effort it takes him to just squeeze one off

that comes natural for me and I'm damn near as old

[TahitiNut]

8. Another undead corpse for unborn babies.

:shrug:

[annabanana]

9. Dagnabbit!

Looks like I missed the bus by only 2 bitsy decades.

[mitchum]

10. You kids get off my soundstage!

[Perry Logan]

11. "We're gonna get so slaughtered."

[Jade Fox]

12. "As District Attorney I will NOT accept this.... oh wait. Wrong show."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

13. I just read the Newsweek editor's comments

that said the most significant thing about my candidacy was that I'm off Law and Order!

(that's a paraphrase of what was said here at the Editor's Desk of this week's Newsweek:

And I commend Joshua Alston's profile of Sam Waterston to you. I am an unabashed admirer of "Law & Order," and we are pleased to note that Waterston's Jack McCoy is finally getting promoted to district attorney—which is, so far, perhaps the most significant thing to result from Fred Thompson's decision to enter the presidential race.)

[JBoy]

14. And the last thing I remember before everything went dark

was the doctor rubbing these two electronic paddles together like this...

[JitterbugPerfume]

15. Are you afraid yet?

[Fridays Child]

16. Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin? Here I am! Here I am!

[glowing]

17. Looks like he's constipated and trying really hard to take a shit.

[flying rabbit]

18. I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those

meddling kids and their stupid dog!

[Rex]

19. I caught the leprechaun! See!

Give me back my lucky charms!

[BringEmOn]

20. Baby needs a new boob job

[Swamp Rat]

21. Boob Job needs a baby

:D

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

22. rigor mortis

[TheManInTheMac]

23. I shouldn't have eaten that cheese and rice.