All right, which one of you guys wrote this one?

[greiner3]

http://dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Rudy_Giuliani

Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani (born May 28, 1944) is a lawyer, businessman, former Mayor of New York City, and a dick. He is, naturally, currently seeking the Republican nomination in the 2008 United States presidential election.

A Democrat and Independent in the 1970s, Giuliani was considered a socially liberal Republican in the 1980s and 1990s, at least if you don’t count attitudes toward black people. Giuliani does not like black people. His current run for president has made it clear that Giuliani has no core political ideology at all, except an insatiable thirst for power.

Giuliani gained international attention during and after the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, as he is sure to mention every time he opens his mouth. For instance, if Giuliani is at a restaurant and he wants the eggs, when the waitress comes to take his order he will say, “I’ll have the eggs. Also, I was the hero of 9/11.” It is the cornerstone of his campaign. Without 9/11, his campaign would have to go with, “Giuliani: He’s a Loathsome, Power-mad Lunatic,” which, many political observers note, is generally considered not to be an effective electoral strategy.

After finally leaving office as mayor, Giuliani founded Giuliani Partners, a corrupt security consulting business; acquired Giuliani Capital Advisors (later sold), a corrupt investment-banking firm; and joined the Bracewell & Giuliani law firm, a corrupt law firm.

Whoever it was, why did you have to be so kind to the asswad?

:rofl:

[zabet]

1. ...

:spray:

[WillyT]

2. LOL !!!

:rofl:

[UTUSN]

3. K&R #4!1 n/t

[ChazII]

4. also K&R

[Kucinich4America]

5. That's good.

Is that another open editing site? If so, might want to screen cap it before some neocon shit for brains "revises" it to make Mayor 9u11iani into the 911th com11n9 of Jesus 911 Christ.

[atommom]

6. That's funny. I also like this entry

on the Pilgrims.

The Pilgrims is the name commonly applied to a particular group of seventeenth-century European colonial dicks. They settled in present-day Plymouth, Massachusetts. They were a religious congregation, which is not the only reason they were dicks, though it is, nevertheless, one of the reasons. The Pilgrims had originally fled a volatile political environment in the East Midlands of England for the Netherlands. But once in the Netherlands, the Pilgrims' level of dickishness was such that they couldn't live even in the Netherlands. Many have asked, what kind of dick would find the Netherlands too intolerant or too constraining? The answer is the Pilgrims.

Afraid of losing their cultural identity through misdickination, or intermarriage between themselves and non-dicks, the colonists decided to form a new colony in North America, securing funding from English investors. Historians often note that virtually every dick situation can ultimately trace its start back to investment bankers.

The colonists faced many challenges, from disease to internal conflict to the people whose land they had stolen. Fortunately, they were able to withstand the former and slaughter the latter, and went on to become the second successful English settlement in what would later become the United States of America, and their dick spirit became an important force in American cultural identity.

http://www.dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Pilgrims

http://tinyurl.com/2daumw

[Kurovski]

10. It makes history come alive.

[silverojo]

11. Were it not for the Pilgrim dicks

Where would you be living? Just curious....

[atommom]

13. Probably still Ireland, but who knows? nt

[undeterred]

7. there is no page for george w bush

:shrug:

[riqster]

9. Well, it's a Wiki

...have at it. :)

[Contrary1]

8. I see what I'll be doing tonight.

Thanks for the link.

Currently featured dicks:

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The Pilgrims

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http://dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page

[silverojo]

12. That's where I'll be tonight, too!

K&R

[Liberal In Texas]

14. That's funny. Thanks for posting Just read Bill O's.

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

15. Kicking, for a very useful resource.

:kick:

[Kurovski]

16. If anyone wants to see the shit fly, and be put on lock-down right quick...

post this as an OP:

http://dickipedia.org/index.php?title=Hillary_Clinton

"...Hillary became the First Lady of Arkansas in 1978, following her husband’s election as governor. During this time, she was listed as one of the 100 Most Influential Lawyers in America—the country’s most prestigious dick list—and also served as the first female board member of Wal-Mart. Again seeming to swing from both sides of the plate, Hillary pushed for more environment-friendly practices, but said nothing about the company’s famously dick treatment of its workers.

When Bill Clinton took office as president in 1993, Hillary became the first First Lady to hold a post-graduate degree and to set up office in the West Wing. This elicited a mixed public reaction. Critics called it inappropriate for Hillary to play such a central role in policymaking, while supporters said she was no different than any other White House advisor. Most people, however, were just interested in how she wore her hair.

Hillary’s most notable contribution as First Lady was the Clinton health care plan, which enjoyed unanimous Congressional support, effectively providing quality universal coverage to every single American regardless of age, race, or income."

--Now we know where the striking writers have been.

[K Gardner]

20. This is absolutely hilarious... n/t

[Kurovski]

21. Those weren't even the funniest paragraphs, just the most trenchant.

[K Gardner]

22. Oh, I know.. I read the whole thing then hopped around through

Dikipedia. Had never even heard of it before !

[Kurovski]

23. Look at the bottom of the page...there's a great link to Sen Clinton's

"cookie scandal" with kids in it questioning her "flip-flop" on cookies. :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

17. Post-mayoralty

Since leaving office, Giuliani has devoted himself to the idea that the best way to honor those who sacrificed their lives on 9/11 would be to the cleanup, investigate how the response could have been better and figure out how to prevent another attack in the future make as much money as possible.

[Pastiche423]

18. I swear it wasn't me!

I wouldn't have been so nice and I would have included his skank wife.

[proud patriot]

19. LOL , that's good

B-)

[Kurovski]

24. Kick.

I love it.