I was just thinking what would be cool is if right before the Christmas break with congress, we had delivered a huge window something like the following...
Bigger would be even better. And on top of it put a PILE of dressing on it that we'd be used to eating with our holiday dinners (aka "window dressing").
Make ABSOLUTELY SURE, that there are no giblets in this dressing. We do NOT want to send any confusing message about any sort of "guts" being in this dressing, of what we feel about the character of those on Capitol Hill now.
And then add a note with something like:
"Nancy, is this enough window dressing for you to MOVE ON from the charades so that you can get to the real important issues facing this nation soon? Aka impeachment, the Iraq War, etc.?"
Getting a window this large shouldn't be too hard.
Finding someone to cook all of the stuffing might be. Perhaps we might get a restaurant with a sympathetic owner that might help out. We could gather a set of paypal donations to help offset their expenses. And of course getting the congress to allow us to deliver it would be another thing. Delivering flowers is something I'm sure they're welcoming which we've done in the past. With this we might want to make sure that some form of media coverage is there to see it being delivered to ensure it gets dropped on Nancy's desk!